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Seems like the mods did some freelance work for Vice

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180 points · 1 month ago

This is a quote from the article "Kade even recommends loosening up with a warm bath. As if putting a dick in your mouth wasn't gay enough already." HAHAHAHA

level 2

But wait a uhhh so How do u suck ur own dick ... its for a friend...

level 3

I don't remember but it had something to do with being the big gay.

level 1

Just what I was looking for! Thanks Vice!!

level 2
34 points · 1 month ago

Thanks Kanye, very cool!

level 1

But is it gay to suck your own dick? 🤔🤔🤔

level 2

If masturbating with your mouth is gay, then so is masturbating with your hand...

level 3

What if I masturbate while sucking another guy's dick?

level 4

Just keep your socks on homie

level 4

Do two gays make a straight?

level 5

2×2=4 2×-2=-4 -2×-2=4 So if two gay guys kiss, it isn't gay

level 2
103 points · 1 month ago

Only if you forget to thank the bus driver afterwards

level 3
6 points · 1 month ago

Masturbating in the bus just got a whole lot easier.

level 2

Not if you say 'no homo' when you are done.

level 1

I stopped reading after:

“Dick size, however, doesn't seem to matter all that much. Both guys are about seven inches hard, which is on the more generous side of average, so it seems body type is more of an issue than endowment.”

Average size is like 5.4 to 5.9 guys. Don’t listen to vice. Seen a lot of people with self confidence issues because they here 7 is average, it’s not. And also it doesn’t get you ladies either. Trust me. I’m forever alone.

level 2

My dick isn’t that long, but it’s real girthy. I genuinely don’t like this - it’s annoying as fuck. I haven’t had sex without making the girl bleed. It fucking blows

level 3
17 points · 1 month ago

What's a 'sex'?

level 3

Youre a fucking chode dude, welcome to the club

level 2

My dick is small

level 1
101 points · 1 month ago

What is it called when you see an ad on Vice? ADviCe!!!! Hahaha, i am living up to my name rn

level 2
-16 points · 1 month ago(1 child)
level 3
17 points · 1 month ago

your reply

level 1

The fuck? Is this real? I’m genuinely confused.

level 3

no way they actually did it... im starting to lose my faith in humanity

level 3

tldr have a big pp

level 4

Also have big gay

level 3

Vice gives us the important news

level 1
I HAD TO DO IT TO 'EM
21 points · 1 month ago

The sacred texts!

level 1

Just ask the mods how to do it

level 1

There is no way that article is real.

level 1

I can't believe this is real

level 1

Well? How do you do it? I don't wanna open that article

level 1

Mods are gay

level 2
Moderator of r/dankmemes, speaking officially-8 points · 1 month ago

It is known.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

level 1

For the sake of logic, it can still be credible

level 1
prophet of Kek
1 point · 1 month ago

Sure you can... if you remove some extra ribs

level 1

BULLSHIT HOW can one simply suck his own peepee Other than through Jihad

level 1

ha ha true that you are a funny guy

level 1

I learned how to suck my own dick from scratch

level 1
I wanna fucking kill myself
-1 points · 1 month ago

I remember reading this a long time ago

level 2

I read this like 2 days ago

I may have googled for it myself, maybe not. God only knows.

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