×
all 158 comments

[–]fuern2 92 points93 points  (2 children)

My dog did this whenever my dad grilled, he also closed his eyes and smelled the air as well, so we always grilled him something whenever we grilled... I miss him so much.

[–]yupdannym88 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He's in a better place now where even dogs get to grill. Every now and then though he looks down and still catches a whiff of you guys grilling, keeping an eye to remind you if something is about to burn.

[–]kleday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg can’t deal 😭

[–]Peachesnkeen4u 374 points375 points  (38 children)

I wish my husband looked at me the way that dog looks at that meat.

[–]TG-Sucks 226 points227 points  (25 children)

You want him to look at you like a piece of meat? Well, that's not very modern.

[–]cwcollins06 108 points109 points  (21 children)

She wants him to look at her like he wants to eat her.

[–]rythmicjea 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Giggity

[–]Citizen01123 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Goo

[–]mlewisthird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Alright!

[–]commandercool86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Groucho Marx eyebrows

[–]_Skumbag_ 6 points7 points  (15 children)

/r/vore NSFW

[–]Jonny_Salami 6 points7 points  (14 children)

Jesus

[–]_Skumbag_ 4 points5 points  (13 children)

Not as bad as /r/guro IMO. Also NSFW. Here’s some /r/eyebleach for anyone willing to browse these subs

[–]AerThreepwood 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Or, if you want to get really upsetting, /r/handholding (NSFL).

[–]_Skumbag_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I’ve lost faith in humanity. How deprave

[–]AerThreepwood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bunch of degenerates.

[–]yupdannym88 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Wtf. I'm not grossed out by the pictures, I've seen a lot of gore. What weirds me out is people getting off to this type of stuff. Mutilating a body and then having sex with it? You can't tell me these people are normal even though it is "just artwork". Sometimes I'm glad I live in a shithole country where you never see stuff like this.

Edit: I was wrong for saying what I said above regarding "normal people", I should have kept a more open mind.

[–]Tit4nNL 1 point2 points  (3 children)

shithole country

Heh.

I think most of fetishes derive from the fact that it is 'abnormal' 'dangerous' 'disallowed' 'grotesque' 'illegal' 'frowned upon'. Of course there are many fetishes which don't really fall under this category, but I feel like there are different types of fetishes...

For some people I think it just starts out simple, but as they keep being more and more exposed to their fetish, they become accustomed to it, and they seek out more 'worse' fetishes, which are more 'abnormal' or 'dangerous'. It keeps on escalating.

I think there are people who stop at a certain point where they are satisfied enough to not seek out new better things. They end up somewhere halfway. But there are also people who keep on going, and end up in places like this. To be honest I see this sub more as a halfway point as well, as I can think of things way worse than this, for example this sub, but real life. Some people don't know how to stop, unless they hit a wall where they can't get overexposed to the next level fetish anymore because it doesn't exist or isn't accessible to you.

Anyway, I think that as long as certain types of fetishes are easily accessible, and people keep being able to be overexposed to their fetishes, some people will develop worse and worse fetishes over time, until they hit that wall. I think it's more of a result of everything being so open, available, rather than something being wrong with the actual individual. I think that as long as you are not harming yourself or another being, or other beings are being harmed to feed your fetish, you are 'normal' in my view.

[–]yupdannym88 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dead honest, I was thinking this exactly and agree with you. I knew "normal" was a poor choice of word, I shouldn't have used it.

Thanks for writing that out.

[–]Tit4nNL 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Normal is pretty subjective anyway:D Glad you agree.

[–]AshleyBurnen 1 point2 points  (4 children)

It’s not required to keep an open mind. You realized how fucked up it was. Don’t give those fuckers the satisfaction of being called normal.

[–]yupdannym88 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I'm so confused right now.

[–]AshleyBurnen 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If there’s blood involved in a fetish, then someone could be encouraged to go to greater lengths to see it in real life. This can lead to people self-harming or even harming their partners.

[–]onefinedjentleman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if she washed her snatch once in a while.

[–]krys2015 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey man, every so often everyone wants to be treated like that.

[–]Evilmaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes that's all you need.

[–]Bluegreenworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very natural though. As in nature-al

[–]BedroomNinjas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I looked like that at your post history! Damn!

[–]The_fever_aye_aye85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking at your posts and I definitely look like that dog rn.

[–]Sinonyx1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well maybe if you looked at his meat some more..

[–]SilferM17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then look like a piece of juicy meat.

[–]BatXDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you would look at my meat like that husband looks at that dog.

Um.

[–]Impossibletoresistme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPT - Show him the meat, but don't let him have the meat.

[–]aussie_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife looks at me like she's been cutting those onions.

[–]This_Makes_Me_Happy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

[–]alterego1104 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, I think she meant longingly I hope the dog got a piece of meat

[–]heraclitean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost as devoted as the way Pence looks at Trump

[–]obeyaasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta look at his meat like that first

[–]Wongehchuu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

877-CAS-HNOW hmu

[–]mirthquake 136 points137 points  (34 children)

What are those two long, thin things at the bottom right corner of the photo? Turkey necks?

*edit--the fact that I'm from New England is really showing right now. Thanks for all the pepper info!

[–]thetruthteller 142 points143 points  (12 children)

Peppers. Delicious long hot peppers.

[–]tbrewo 22 points23 points  (1 child)

penesia

[–]Sellenium 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh I'll penesia! I'll penesia all night.

[–]Gingersnap5322 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I thought they were frog legs ngl

[–]etrigan63 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You have some scary AF frogs in your neck of the woods if they have legs that big.

[–]Oakenshield9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

T H I C C B O I S

[–]discoafroman 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Probably not hot at all. Look like banana or pablano type peppers which have no spiciness

[–]90090 41 points42 points  (5 children)

If you were to touch them with your bare hand on the grill how would you describe the temperature?

[–]cwcollins06 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The best kind of correct.

[–]7palms 18 points19 points  (11 children)

New Mexican here. Those appear to be Green Chile , hopefully from Hatch, NM and not those Anaheim abominations lol We eat green chile on everything from birth - very addictive

[–]GreenSpartan12 15 points16 points  (6 children)

It must be weird for Non Hispanics to tell people they are New Mexican

[–]smoeahsolse 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"So, you just moved to Mexico?"

[–]7palms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy New Mexicos lol

[–]7palms 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Yes, but only to people who suck at geography lol For some reason most people just hear ‘Mexican’ There’s also a very specific dialect/accent/vernacular to a lot of New Mexicans, more specifically people from Albuquerque (burqueños) that transcends race/creed that any native can INSTANTLY recognize. This girl does a hilarious but pretty accurate impression

[–]GreenSpartan12 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do people from ABQ just say Bitch after everything?

[–]Y_wouldnt_Eye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a mix of Indian Rez speak and valley girl.

[–]HerrXRDS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took me about 30 seconds of me thinking of ways one can become Mexican before I realized what you meant :)

[–]cwcollins06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

New Mexican food is underrated. Like... seriously underrated.

[–]BedroomNinjas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The green in the picture and the way the red house looks like, this looks like eastern europe to me. I doubt either chilli is on the grill.

[–]vezok95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm you I guess. I'm up in Mass and I want sure either. My guess was weird sausages.

[–]PDawgB91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Banana peppers

[–]knightopusdei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were humongous frog's legs

[–]dragondadd 63 points64 points  (5 children)

u gonna lose a lot of the shrooms to slipping through the grate, u gotta use a grill basket for the tiny things like that

[–]leafofpennyroyal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they are big enough to roast without too much volume loss. but grill baskets are so convenient. highly recommend.

[–]wafflescanbebluetoo 22 points23 points  (4 children)

If a man looked at me the way that dog looks at that meat... I'd be pregnant.

[–]jameaney 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Your username tells me I shouldn't look at you in that way.

[–]wafflescanbebluetoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Valid point. Very valid.

[–]scootscoot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Post in a gone wild sub if you want some male attention. ;)

[–]GoingBackToKPax 20 points21 points  (1 child)

“Commmmme onnnnnn, pleaaaaase???”

[–]BlixTheDragon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hard life as a domesticated carnivore

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

[removed]

    [–]SheWitnessedMe 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    “I always wanted to try shrooms” - Cat probably

    [–]Doog_Hoozleton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    "I always wanted to fry" - shrooms prolly

    [–]TheAlwaysClassy 6 points7 points  (7 children)

    So people just cut onions in half and grill them up like that? I've never seen anyone do that before- how's it taste?

    [–]fuern2 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    pretty good actually, I sprinkle some salt and pepper on them before I grill them.

    [–]Matruvius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Onions and mushrooms are great on the grill

    [–]Gankstar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Drizzle a lil olive oil on them too.

    [–]hasbeengrendel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Olive oil, salt and pepper.

    [–]SharkFart86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'd describe myself as someone who isn't too fond of onions. I don't hate them but I'm pretty far away from loving them. That said, grilled, slightly charred so theve got burnt spots, red onions are absolutely delicious.

    [–]Taurius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's a favorite dish my friends requests for me to make all the time. Grilled veggies/mushrooms/onions. Salt, cracked pepper, white wine vinegar, and truffle oil.

    [–]annnaaan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Very oniony

    [–]4chieve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    "Argh! What's he doing! Stupid fat hooman. You ruins it!"

    [–]big_gay_jesus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Who ever is grilling sliced mushrooms like that is really living life on the edge.

    [–]cdoublejj 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    [–]Skaughty23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Why do you build me up buttercup.

    [–]Sload-Tits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Oh Meat, only you understand me.

    [–]bless-you-mlud 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    What are you doing?! You're burning it, you're burning it! Nooooo!

    [–]Ifyouhavethemeans 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Too early for veggies. The steaks are still raw.

    [–]complete_hick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nah, a good cut needs to be seared, nothing more

    [–]ThreeTimesUp 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Who has a bus stop in their back yard?

    [–]Minimaliszt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."

    [–]bloops_turns_red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I look at my meat the same way.

    [–]eadgbewithcapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Post this in /r/Awww

    [–]Yetiius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just waiting for his moment to grab and swallow that steak.

    [–]daniapples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Minus the mushrooms

    [–]gainsaw4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Makes me feel sentimental for some reason

    [–]lorkag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I will always love you....ouuuuu

    [–]jose_von_dreiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dog's should not eat onions.

    [–]Yayfreebeer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Looks like a picture of me....

    [–]GoGoGadgetRed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Forbidden love.

    [–]CrunchyButtz -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    Lol, there is an uncropped version of this pic where you see that the grill is some kind of super ghetto contraption.

    [–]fuern2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    if it works it's not stupid, my dad used a beer keg to fix my uncle's grill.

    [–]Throttlechopper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Nonsense, the grill appears to be cast iron, a "ghetto" edition would definitely use a stainless steel grate.

    [–]Captcha_Imagination -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Goldens are the clowns of the dog world

    [–]justnodalong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    mmmmushrooms.

    [–]Ornicopy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Who tf put a bunch of meat on a table outside?

    [–]sunilgurung -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    awwwwwww... noooo

    [–]OmegaNine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Mushrooms on the side, literally unplayable.

    [–]DeepSeaFacial -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    “Attt lassst”

    [–]Danascot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    If you told that dog to 'Get it!' that meat would be gone by the time you got the G sound out.

    [–]typherix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    The grass really is greener on the other side.

    [–]SpiffyPaste -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    is that geoduck?

    [–]HubbleJam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That puddle of drool soaked in the cement

    [–]munkamonk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    The lab we had as a kid would steal both of those without getting burnt, and be gone before you realized she was even there.

    [–]dewart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    For the love of god, give that poor pup something. The look is heartbreaking !

    [–]Kashker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    r/DogsNFood needs to be a thing

    [–]Dagger_26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    As good as food smells to us, can you imagine the hell dogs endure when we cook?

    [–]SheevePalpememe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Wuv, tru wuv.

    [–]SurfingDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Can we eat already

    [–]gutfounderedgal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Grillin long long PhEneIses

    [–]Hazy-Dave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Those steaks should not be on there yet. The onions haven't even been flipped yet.

    [–]mikest126 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Food is love.

    [–]Hypetrain101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Looking at something that you can never have.

    [–]Vantavimeow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    meat_irl

    [–]GeddysPal -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    Peppers are done dude.

    [–]cassettedeck1984 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Oooooh, myyyyy love, my darliing

    I've hun-gered for yooour touch, a long, lonely tiiiime

    [–]tertialtom -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Should it be covered.

    [–]biscosdaddy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    That’s so cute, he just wants attention and some pets!