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This why I always go mini golfing for 1st dates..

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227 points · 5 months ago

See, this is why sex these days is so confusing to me. When I was growing up, women only had three holes.

39 points · 5 months ago

There are eight holes in a human female body...

Edit: ten if you count the eyes...

If she is chubby the belly button could count as an eleven...

anything is a hole if you are brave enough.....

giggity

chubby, behind the knee works too if you bend their leg just right.

Well... If weare counting folds you have both knees, each tit individually (if large enough) and then boobs combined. Elbows, armpits... There are lots of "holes" if you use your imagination...

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1 point · 5 months ago

There is a porn fetish where guys fuck their urethras with dildos (it's fascinating, go watch it if you've never seen it.) So I have to imagine someone has suceeded in putting a penis inside a nostril.

Nah

Girls do it as well.

This is crude but a buddy used to say with a chubby girl it’s hard to know if your actually “in”

I think you mean Fore! holes.

Shoulda yelled "two"!

Got a Birdie!

Every holes a goal!

...not the urethra.

If you date a hockey goalie, they have a five hole. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-hole

Something something don't change their pads often enough something

So how do your first dates really go?

all the way to the 18th hole.

And then they stop

Seriously though,mini golf is a great go to for first dates. Or any dawes for that matter. Especially if it's a black light mini golf place.

Just don't masturbate all over your clothes before you go blacklight golfing.

Top tip!

Dry the tip.

3 points · 5 months ago

Just the tip!

Use a rag.

1 point · 5 months ago

i find steel wool cleans it better

...and burns faster.

Oh, well now you tell me.

You can actually spend time talking to eachother, but there’s enough distraction to fill silent moments, and new moments to talk about, unlike a movie where you actually learn very little about the person.

Movies are never on my agenda if it's even remotely considered a date.

2 points · 5 months ago

I get WAY too competitive to go minigolfen at a first date. My gf has picked up on it and when we do minigolfen she makes it a game within the game to get into my head, it's really frustrating but in the end it's just fun and games, as long as I win that is

I read the “Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work” signs as, “Employees must wash their hands, right? They must. I mean, it would be gross if they didn’t.”

That's a regular golf course

Maybe a combination mini-golf course and driving range. We've got one of those near me.

Or someone wants to lob it over the fucking clownm

YOU’RE GONNA DIE CLOWN

What’s going on here? I get that it used to say “putt out” but this looks like a regular golf course to me, what’s the demand to Putt out? Like, why does the course care?

Its the ball return, the 18th hole doesnt give the ball back and collects it for the course.

So this is a mini golf course? Because I don’t see any indication other than the sign that it is.

And a lot of signs that point to regular golf course.

6 points · 5 months ago · edited 5 months ago

Like the golf bag? I mean, I bring my own putter to mini golf, but not all my clubs

Yeah and the lack of mini golf holes. And the open feel of fencing. Idk man. I mean I guess you have to be right, but everything points to this being a regular golf course to me

Driving range next to a mini golf course?

Fuck oath you know it's Australia when they put metal bars on bins to stop it from opening all the way because bogans start fires in them.

MRW she only wants to play the front 9.

2 points · 5 months ago

It's all fun and games until she pulls out a massive strap-on.

2 points · 5 months ago

hahahaha, gross.

Jokes on you, it's only a 9 hole course!

This is clearly not mini golf.

Where do you find ladies with 18 holes? Asking for a friend.

Funny story, when I was a kid, I used to think "putting out" meant a girl would allow you to get her pregnant. So I was super confused by dudes on TV saying they wished their girlfriend would put out.

Not too smart of a kid I was.

So this is where tiger woods takes his dates lol

19th hole?

Wheres the 18th hole?

on the back of the knee

-8 points · 5 months ago(0 children)
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