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[–]timjamin 162 points163 points  (4 children)

A friend of ours made this for us key your car

[–]Roy2501[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I love how you can tell they went off template at the end there, that makes it even better!!

[–]Trimmel 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I want that.

[–]timjamin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It’s now hanging on the nursery door. It’s pretty great.

[–]Yarxing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that an invitation for him to come and get it?

[–]deadly_titanfart 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Pro Tip: After having 2 kids within a year and a half I think I found a better measure when it comes to sleep. I feel like its better to wake the baby up every 3 to4 hours and change /feed them vs them waking you up. Its a lot easier on the body and if you and the other parent take turns you still get a good night sleep

[–]kloptops 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Also don’t have a perfectly quiet household whilst they sleep. Let them get used to noise while they are sleeping and it is so much easier.

[–]abbylangner 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Amen! Don't tiptoe around them from the start. Put some music in their room from day 1, to help make it less jarring if something in another room goes boom, or the doorbell rings, or her sister throws a tantrum (as 2 year olds do)... We figure it's better to rely on background music rather than silence. No matter where we are, we can usually scrounge up a device to play some tunes, but guaranteeing silence is way harder.

[–]unicornsprinklepoop 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Also just skip the kids altogether and get a perfect 8 hours every night

[–]Pesaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]ooojaeger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wish I had children just so people would believe me when I tell them that.

[–]DrMorose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The struggle is real my friend. Two kids here and both the wife and I decided early on to forgo the, "shhh the baby is sleeping crap". We wouldn't blast music but we have at a reasonable volume and we would vacuum and go a out our day and both kids learned to sleep through anything. Our friends just couldn't understand it and then when they had kids they still didn't get it.

[–]GodOfAllAtheists -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Although it's pretty rough on the baby, but fuck that kid, amirite?

[–]CoinOnTheRob 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You've got some cool neighbors. I feel like stitching is an underrated skill. Same with sewing

[–]Triblado 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Wake you and I'll cut the baby

[–]Roy2501[S] 32 points33 points  (5 children)

Jesus Christ that got dark fast

[–]skumfuk42 31 points32 points  (1 child)

That's fucking awesome

[–]expungabat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I honestly read this and thought it was an ad for a doctor that does circumcisions.. Then I read it again.

[–]its_supered 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao dude, nice

[–]GonnaNeedEarPlugs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will pay $50 for this.

[–]lorkag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need this picture.

[–]Alkavana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Baby wakes itself...well rules are rules.

[–]jojobutterfield 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I have one year old twins. Totally agree. I will cut a mother fucker.

[–]100_year_old_account 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Mom of 5 here, my youngest two kids are a set of 3 yr old twins.

I forgot what I was going to say.

[–]throway_nonjw 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm going to be a grandparent (again) and I'd like to get one of these for the kids. Can you let me know where I can get one?

[–]Roy2501[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! Someone posted a link to the thingy for it in the comments :)

[–]Lizzy995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one for when my little one makes an appearance

[–]leoyoung1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. They are wise in the ways of parenting.

[–]Welshpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please post the pattern! Pretty please

[–]guitarbque -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Line spacing and centering are all jacked up.

[–]Vagitables -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Bah babies are stupid. It was your bad planning that led you to have an easily awoken monster in your house.

[–]Roy2501[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, she was my second of two planned children, so, y'know...

Worth it.

[–]thomalbarr -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Try the Ferber method. Worked wonders on ours.

[–]corrugata 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At 6 weeks? ...

[–]thomalbarr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought 6 months, sorry. Don't try to sleep train your baby at 6 weeks, haha.