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[–]iCapn 52 points53 points  (12 children)

Bees?

[–]RiW-Kirby 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Gob's not on board.

[–]LSKM 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They don't allow you to have bees in here.

[–]hatetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'll see who brings in more honey.

[–]MechanicalHorse 20 points21 points  (1 child)

NOT THE BEES

[–]Ju5t1n726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN THE BEES

[–]ZsaFreigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... well there's the honey... or just as gifts!...

[–]Archonet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DOCTOR BEEEEEES!

[–]Casteway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The dogs with the bees in their mouth?

[–]GivinGreef 40 points41 points  (2 children)

This is a shit tier post

[–]Jveal81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are you calling shit tier, buddy?

[–]pencilvia 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Probably have better luck plugging in the Canadian Bee on the first try.

[–]DarkAvenger42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But then it dies afterwards

[–]chief_check_a_hoe 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Ever get he feeling the USA’s backup plan is a USB?

[–]captcha_vs_AI 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Q: What’s the difference between USA and USB?

A: One connects to all of your devices and accesses data. The other is a hardware standard.

[–]DavidHill76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh bee-have

[–]CollectableRat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now somebody show me what a Bum Ball Bee would look like.

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    [–]AluminumKnuckles 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    U. S. Bee

    [–]RanZario 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    USB is a other way of saying flash drive.

    [–]Dfrizzleyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This is my favorite comment yet

    [–]Cronenberg_C137 23 points24 points  (4 children)

    It's okay. Somebody's gotta work at 7-Eleven.

    [–]DarkxGladiator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Fuck, that cuts deep.

    [–]senfelone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Hey, don't give u/technobug a hard time, they're trying their hardest.

    [–]horselips48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought that's what East Indians are for?

    /s

    [–]im_a_dr_not_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Refering to that as just "a USB" sounds like r/oldpeoplefacebook

    [–]hotaru251 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    No pic of giant Asian hornet with venom strong enough to melt flesh?

    [–]RogueIslesRefugee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I know their venom sucks, but I've never heard of it described as melting flesh. If they were generally that bad, I don't think the Chinese policy on them would be to only report to the ER if you've been stung 30 or more times (assuming you're not already allergic to bee/wasp stings to begin with, in which case one can kill you).

    [–]fatkidstolehome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Important to watch for the Boo Bee as well

    [–]GeishaB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I fucking love puns

    [–]knightopusdei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    the difference is that a Canadian bee will still be capable of transferring fear and pain whether it is upside down or not

    [–]jwbartel6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    One stingy boi vs one storage boi

    [–]Goleeb 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    It's funny because the U.S. bee's population is collapsing, and this is the only U.S. bee we have left.

    [–]imkindastupid247 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    The bees are fine.

    [–]abeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    For a second I thought this was a Black Mirror joke. Freaking love that episode.

    [–]gothman667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That joke was so horrible that it got me. +1 for you

    [–]lorensingley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Then there’s the UCB which subtlety undermines them both.

    [–]memebase_blows 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Good Sir/Ma’am, That is a flash drive.

    [–]GeishaB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's also called a USB

    [–]KIRBYTIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What about the Japanese Bee?

    [–]TheCreeperAssassin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's hip to BEE square!

    [–]jamisonglory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Standard honey bee actually came from Europe iirc

    [–]adish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Im pretty sure sandisk isnt a US company either...

    [–]arsmitty86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Have your damn upvote....

    [–]fliphat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So fluffy and cute :3

    [–]Devanismyname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    took me way too long to figure this one out.

    [–]Juiceonfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Unless it’s like that black mirror episode where robot bees kill people

    [–]PM_PELFIES_PLEASE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No. It's a flash drive or thumb drive. The USB is only a part of it.

    [–]uber-super 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Wait you call your USB’s bees you Americans are weird

    [–]bfodder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Calling it a USB is fucking weird as it is.

    [–]ShotAndAngry 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Huh, I have the same USB stick. Small world, aye?

    [–]CyberConCoder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Where's Barry B. Benson?