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Tobleronistan Express

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Comment deleted5 months ago

Im even more confused now

Toblerone Train does not exist. The pic posted is the original train and pic, with some photoshopping of the end to make it a 'Turtle Train'.

https://jalopnik.com/triangle-train-1786062823

Shows the triangle train, the original photo of a standard squarish train, and then next response was a 'Turtle Train'

The Toblerone Train again http://goedhartvoordieren.nl/?page=r/pics/comments/53bklg/toblerone_train/?st=jcefzve8&sh=718633d0

Interestingly the driver is not in the original photoshopped pic http://www.jnsforum.com/community/topic/10884-toblerone-train/

Why would someone want to make a train into a triangle and deceive people for shits and giggles? I hardly have enough motivation to wake up in the morning, yet there are people who have the ability to do stuff like this.

Because someone was paid to make this. It's just a tablerone marketing campaign.

What's a tablerone?

2 points · 5 months ago

A triangular tablet ofcourse..

Did they pay you too?

Boredom is a force of nature!

2 points · 5 months ago

You said it. Shits and giggles.

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2 points · 5 months ago

I am glad someone made this concept exist and I am going to continue to hope that one day we will find a real one, and on that day we will bring you to see it in real life and you will find the motivation to carry on for another day.

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4 points · 5 months ago

Welcome the the World Wide Web shithead, that's how things are done on the line.

/r/Photoshopbattles would like a word with you

At Jalopnik, we strive for unmatched accuracy and honesty in our Triangle Train coverage. Today we fell short of that goal.

We promise to do better in the future to live up to the impeccably high journalistic standards we have set for ourselves here.

I feel mocked and spat upon after each sentence.

you poor special snowflake. Make sure you never accidentally visit 4chan, you'd not make it out alive.

I don't know, maybe he likes being spat upon.

I am thoroughly disappointed

This makes me sad

Comment deleted5 months ago

I just realized I can't trust the internet. Oh no.

You can trust me

Okay, now what

I like how in one instance it was easier to get rid of an entire building, and yet on the other side they added one.

That's nightmare fuel

Woot woot! Next stop my thighs.

"I'm bulking!"

5 points · 5 months ago

First stop tho, the roof of your mouth. Hard!

You used to having a train ran on you?

Hahaha I’m gene shalit now. BYE!

Something something shove it up your caboose!

I feel like Family Guy references are dying down with a new generation. Good on you.

35 points · 5 months ago

Is that operator for real?

Looks like human shrek

12 points · 5 months ago

It really looks like cardboard cutout. Or a bad photoshop.

You don't deserve this giant Toblerone.

Don't go all hikikomori on us.

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8 points · 5 months ago

Although nowadays they only have seats on every third row

Imagine how awkward this would be to ride? Wall slants right up your back, only place you can stand is the very middle.

I'm 5'2.5. Bring it on.

I'm roughly a foot taller than. This roller coaster would not be fun.

I think it should be called a traingle.

9 points · 5 months ago

The angle of the traingle is inversely proportional to the back of the track.

And if you look closely, it's definitely isosrailies.

"Where'd I get this long triangle?" -Creed Bratton

Could I eat a whole one? I think I can, I think I can.

I don't fully know why, but the more I thought about this thing the more absurd it got. Gf and I couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard.

You should make all the houses in to the toblerouses aswell.

How'd I get this long triangle?

Just wait til you see the giant open mouth at the end of the track

That wife beater...

Illuminatrain

What a way to minimize available space

I laughed too hard at this

That looks like a fun ride!

I looked at the pixels and the dude with the wifebeater at the front (or back?) of this train was definitely shopped in.

The future is wild

Someone get Jayden Smith

It's a triangular shithole.

That is a damn good photshop. I also thought it was real until I read the comments and visited the jalopnik site. Genuinely funny, too.

Why do I keep seeing toblerone pop up everywhere, and why do people seem to think they're only available in Switzerland? I got one here in the states a few months ago, they're right there in the candy isle.

Original Poster1 point · 5 months ago

You should see the size of them in duty free

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0 points · 5 months ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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