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    [–]magnament 69 points70 points  (21 children)

    Im even more confused now

    [–]CitJournalist 63 points64 points  (16 children)

    Toblerone Train does not exist. The pic posted is the original train and pic, with some photoshopping of the end to make it a 'Turtle Train'.


    Shows the triangle train, the original photo of a standard squarish train, and then next response was a 'Turtle Train'

    The Toblerone Train again http://goedhartvoordieren.nl/?page=r/pics/comments/53bklg/toblerone_train/?st=jcefzve8&sh=718633d0

    Interestingly the driver is not in the original photoshopped pic http://www.jnsforum.com/community/topic/10884-toblerone-train/

    [–]shydominantdave 40 points41 points  (10 children)

    Why would someone want to make a train into a triangle and deceive people for shits and giggles? I hardly have enough motivation to wake up in the morning, yet there are people who have the ability to do stuff like this.

    [–]SnakeMean 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    Because someone was paid to make this. It's just a tablerone marketing campaign.

    [–]KhalifaKidV2 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    What's a tablerone?

    [–]TWVer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    A triangular tablet ofcourse..

    [–]ammonzing -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Did they pay you too?

    [–]septicboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Boredom is a force of nature!

    [–]hmoabe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You said it. Shits and giggles.

    [–]titan-808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I am glad someone made this concept exist and I am going to continue to hope that one day we will find a real one, and on that day we will bring you to see it in real life and you will find the motivation to carry on for another day.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Welcome the the World Wide Web shithead, that's how things are done on the line.

    [–]leidogbei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    /r/Photoshopbattles would like a word with you

    [–]shitfaceddick 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    At Jalopnik, we strive for unmatched accuracy and honesty in our Triangle Train coverage. Today we fell short of that goal.

    We promise to do better in the future to live up to the impeccably high journalistic standards we have set for ourselves here.

    I feel mocked and spat upon after each sentence.

    [–]mhpr262 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    you poor special snowflake. Make sure you never accidentally visit 4chan, you'd not make it out alive.

    [–]dontbend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don't know, maybe he likes being spat upon.

    [–]Spaceman248 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I am thoroughly disappointed

    [–]immaculate_deception 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This makes me sad

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)


      [–]flooronthefour 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      I just realized I can't trust the internet. Oh no.

      [–]Goullet 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      You can trust me

      [–]magnament 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Okay, now what

      [–]cheez_au 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I like how in one instance it was easier to get rid of an entire building, and yet on the other side they added one.

      [–]slow_p0ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That's nightmare fuel

      [–]OvaltineGooms 91 points92 points  (7 children)

      Woot woot! Next stop my thighs.

      [–]Shippoyasha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      "I'm bulking!"

      [–]abtei 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      First stop tho, the roof of your mouth. Hard!

      [–]sportsworker777 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      You used to having a train ran on you?

      [–]inkwit4you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Something something shove it up your caboose!

      [–]fiddle_me_timbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I feel like Family Guy references are dying down with a new generation. Good on you.

      [–]lukoduk 34 points35 points  (2 children)

      Is that operator for real?

      [–]satannatas 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      Looks like human shrek

      [–]jeffQC1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      It really looks like cardboard cutout. Or a bad photoshop.

      [–]TheMightyCE 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      You don't deserve this giant Toblerone.

      [–]VincentGunheart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Don't go all hikikomori on us.

      [–]krnby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Although nowadays they only have seats on every third row

      [–]yourlocalheathen 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Imagine how awkward this would be to ride? Wall slants right up your back, only place you can stand is the very middle.

      [–]making_mischief 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I'm 5'2.5. Bring it on.

      [–]yourlocalheathen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'm roughly a foot taller than. This roller coaster would not be fun.

      [–]HiRthoughtNms 14 points15 points  (4 children)

      I think it should be called a traingle.

      [–]din7 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      The angle of the traingle is inversely proportional to the back of the track.

      [–]lilorphananus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      For some reason I remembered “the angle of the dangle is twice the heat of the beach” in my head after I read that. I think I remember it from somewhere, but I don’t know where

      [–]the_original_Retro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      And if you look closely, it's definitely isosrailies.

      [–]TheOfficeSpace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "Where'd I get this long triangle?" -Creed Bratton

      [–]the_pun_life 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Could I eat a whole one? I think I can, I think I can.

      [–]Xeroshifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I don't fully know why, but the more I thought about this thing the more absurd it got. Gf and I couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard.

      [–]Stayfreshx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You should make all the houses in to the toblerouses aswell.

      [–]ljm175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How'd I get this long triangle?

      [–]fyooture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Just wait til you see the giant open mouth at the end of the track

      [–]imAvlasicMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That wife beater...

      [–]88isafat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]otabagel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What a way to minimize available space

      [–]supperfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I laughed too hard at this

      [–]happytrades1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That looks like a fun ride!

      [–]three29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I looked at the pixels and the dude with the wifebeater at the front (or back?) of this train was definitely shopped in.

      [–]ghostpizza69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The future is wild

      [–]BlackRockWednesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Someone get Jayden Smith

      [–]ContainsTracesOfLies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's a triangular shithole.

      [–]mhpr262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That is a damn good photshop. I also thought it was real until I read the comments and visited the jalopnik site. Genuinely funny, too.

      [–]AdmiralMikey75 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      Why do I keep seeing toblerone pop up everywhere, and why do people seem to think they're only available in Switzerland? I got one here in the states a few months ago, they're right there in the candy isle.

      [–]Jumpie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You should see the size of them in duty free

      [–]Noathalted -1 points0 points  (0 children)