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Tom Hanks crashing couples wedding photo shoot.

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“No one will ever come between us...HOLY SHIT ITS TOM HANKS STEP ASIDE HONEY!”

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1.6k points · 7 months ago

Everybody says that, but it's clearly implied that "nobody" does not include Tom Hanks. I think everybody knows that.

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334 points · 7 months ago

No. It's that they can share Tom equally. Why should the bride get all the tom

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233 points · 7 months ago

As a straight man I endorse this 100%.

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131 points · 7 months ago

Tom Hanks rips off face KEANU REEVES?!

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5.1k points · 7 months ago

I’m waiting for the inevitable story of TomHanks crashing some random event, only to discover Bill Murray beat him to it.

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“No one will ever believe you.”

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716 points · 7 months ago · edited 7 months ago

I love that moment.

Edit: the story goes that he was walking to his table at some restaurant, and casually grabbed a woman's fries. When she looked up, he looked her straight in the eye and said "No one will ever believe you".

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That was one heck of a slow moving hand kiss. Almost looked like he wanted to smell it first. Like a classy wine.

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115 points · 7 months ago

Pretty sure he hesitated at first and then asked the groom.

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153 points · 7 months ago

"Hey buddy, yeah, sure, this is great... hey do you mind if I smell your new wife?"

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140 points · 7 months ago

sniff "That's sort of an oaky afterbirth"

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That hesitation is the precise moment when he mentally triple checked to make sure he wasn't going to get Senator Frankened over this later.

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36 points · 7 months ago

Isn’t that when Bill Murray sat down with some random couple and told them, “No one will never believe you?” Then just left

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America's two favorite uncles.

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I wonder if there is a celebrity that everyone hates who crashes random events. I would like to read a story about how they made everyone uncomfortably until they were forced to leave. Where are the Sean Penn stories?

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Well, Bruce Willis thought he was a blues harmonic player for a while. A couple of bands he jumped up on stage with didn't appreciate him.

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Andy Dick

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Oh man... what movie would that be with those two trying to upstage eachother as themselves inserting themselves in random places to "crash" and be awesome.

Bill, Tom, I teach middle school in the Midwest. If you're reading this and thinking, "Hell, this sounds like something fun..." please crash my classroom. You can teach whatever you want. Sit in on parent teacher conferences. Grade some papers. Whatever you'd like to do. We have a talent show in the spring as well. Plan accordingly.

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I like what Chris Titus had to say about him. Tom Hanks is such an awesome guy that if you heard on the news that he punched a nun? Your first thought would be "What the hell did that nun do to him?"

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571 points · 7 months ago

Ctrl-f "nun". Yup.

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135 points · 7 months ago

Ctrl-f "yup". Checks out.

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442 points · 7 months ago · edited 7 months ago

Tom literally played a bad dude in Road to Perdition. He was a gangster that killed people and yet the audience was on his side because he’s Tom Hanks. Not many actors have that kind of love and loyalty from their fans. He’s pretty damn amazing.

Edit: I guess he wasn’t necessarily the antagonist. However, my point stands. He was a dude that killed people for a living, but we still root for him because Tom Hanks.

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Maybe he was the/a bad guy, but he was not the antagonist. Those don't necessarily mean the same thing. Walter White was the villain of Breaking Bad but he was also the protagonist.

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To be fair, he wasn't the antagonist; Daniel Craig, and by extension Paul Newman and their paid hitmen were the antagonists. Hanks was an anti-hero protagonist, but a protagonist all the same.

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11.2k points · 7 months ago

I love that they both shake his hand, but you can tell the bride just wants to hold his hand for as long as possible, and Hanks obviously understands because he kisses her hand. Love it.

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4.8k points · 7 months ago

She literally pet him. If he had stayed any longer she might have melted

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Tom Hanks looks at groom "I am the husband now."

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3.6k points · 7 months agoGilded1

Tom Hanks looks at bride "There's a snake in my pants."

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"you never know what you gonna get"

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355 points · 7 months ago

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

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I want to be...big

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Take me to the volcano!

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Earn this.

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I have AIDS.

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“The hammer is my penis”

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"I'm... Big!"

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“I shall now take my right of jus primae noctis.”

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Then the groom goes to the other side of him and says, "Okay, we ditch the chick and honeymoon in Hawaii!"

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722 points · 7 months ago

Loved that. It was like she just started shaking a strangers hand instinctively and after she realized who it was, wanted to get a redo at the handshake. He sees she's enamored and just goes in for the kiss of the hand. Already exciting day made even better.

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For the rest of their lives, this will be known as the day Tom kissed her hand.... Oh, and also the day they got married.

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“Happy 40th Tomiversary, baby! I was just looking through the old photo album. I’m so glad we were dressed nicely for the occasion and that a photographer was there for reasons I can’t quite remember.”

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Paparazzi, they were following Tom.

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Mr. Steal Yo Girl

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56 points · 7 months ago

I'd let him.

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39 points · 7 months ago

i couldn't wait for her to get home so she could tell me all about it!

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19.6k points · 7 months ago

Screw my wife... I want to stand by Tom Hanks!

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I mean....if you insist......unzips

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6.2k points · 7 months agoGilded1

T.Hanks for that.

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RedditBronze

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1.0k points · 7 months ago · edited 7 months ago

Not even silver. Ouch!

Well, I'll take it.. I'm not a picky lady..

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Yeah you will.

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!Redditsilver

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397 points · 7 months ago

Oi!

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!Redditgarlic

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Holy shit that's a thing.

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381 points · 7 months ago

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/u/sarah-xxx has received garlic 2 times. (given by /u/verifitting)

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~Redditasparagus~

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Dang, Sarah’s getting it rough today

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What is this? Are we bidding on something?
!Reddittitanium Sorry it's the best i can do.

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When you recognize a username from a nsfw thread it might be time to take a break from reddit

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That was a clear invitation to make the wedding night a threesome.

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Grooms gonna end up in the corner, just watching.

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664 points · 7 months ago

You could say the groom will be

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cast away.

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Hyaooooouuuuu

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You could say the groom will be

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Sleepless in Seattle.

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278 points · 7 months ago · edited 7 months ago

No one is ever unhappy to see Tom Hanks.


Edit: huh. Apparently some people are. Those people are wrong and should be shunned. Shame! Shame! Shame!

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I have a professor that hates Tom Hanks for some reason. Every time he says something negative about him someone is like "How could you possibly hate Tom Hanks"? or " Did he personally wrong you"? Up until I took his class I had never heard the words "Tom Hanks" and "hate" in the same sentence before.

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And now you've gone and put them together in every sentence of your comment!

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I feel like your professor leads a life you know nothing about. I feel like it involves trains and Eastern European capitals.

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39 points · 7 months ago

You only get to be this happy once!

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I thought it was a smooth transition.

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Source

The rest of it is just as good!

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This is the cutest thing ever!!

I just gotta say, how great it must be to be so universally loved that you can just jog up to a couple on their wedding day and know that you’ve just made their day ten times more amazing. Tom Hanks is like the human version of a golden retriever, always welcome and spreading joy wherever he goes.

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436 points · 7 months ago

Tom Hanks is like the human version of a golden retriever, always welcome and spreading joy wherever he goes.

Put it that way, we all need our own Tom Hanks. I'll ask my wife if we can get one of our own when we buy a house.

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Get a rescue Tom Hanks, they need love too.

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it's sad how many unwanted tom hanks are pumped out by hanks mills every year when there are so many homeless on the street just looking for a family to act for.

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196 points · 7 months ago

Tom - "I am an ordained minister. If a guy cancels, just let me know"

Everyone - "We'll make him cancel."

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332 points · 7 months ago

Tom: How long have you guys been engaged?

Bride: "prolonged silence" I'll leave him, it's not serious or anything

Groom: Tom, please, take her. Here's my tux. God bless- you're a great guy

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69 points · 7 months ago · edited 7 months ago

Omg my heart just melted. He seems to be the most genuine guy ever. What a sweet man!

Sounds like he was going to post his selfies on his own Twitter account too.

Edit: He did share it on his Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BKwSD-vA20m/?hl=en

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thank you! that was amazing :)

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LOL "we just peaked!"

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When he said “Gimme a kiss” at the end, I was so swept away that I leaned in and kissed my phone.

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1.0k points · 7 months ago

In 2018 we're bringing together the Justice League of "good guy" actors

  • Tom Hanks

  • Keanu Reeves

  • Terry Crews

  • The Rock

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Add Dolly Parton to that list. The work she did for Gatlinburg after the fires, coupled with the work that she’s done for this area in general has been amazing!!

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She's been particularly supportive of literacy projects, IIRC.

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She actually has a book club for kids. Imagination Library mails books to children, free of charge, from birth to age 5. It's only available in participating communities, but you can always work to get it where you live to benefit the children in your community. Available in the US, UK, CA, and Australia. My nephew received book from the program and he loved it.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/

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I would allow Dolly to be Queen of America. She's so goddamn sweet, if she gave you a hug you'd end up with diabetes. Anybody says anything bad about Dolly is gonna get beat to death & sent to hell where they belong.

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Also known as.... 2020 presidential candidates.

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CAMACHO FOR PREZ

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Terry Crews can be John Stewart Green Lantern.

Forget The Rock as Black Adam, he can just be Aquaman.

Keanu can be an older, indifferent Flash.

Tom Hanks is interesting. I think we make him a more Keaton style Batman, not as brooding as Bale or Affleck.

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1.3k points · 7 months ago · edited 7 months ago

Check out that look. The man may have married his love, but just then he found his soul mate.

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523 points · 7 months ago

As a heterosexual man who has been married for 11 years I think I too would get lost in Tom Hanks eyes. Thank god someone with that level of charisma is also a great person.

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Tom Hanks just never stops being a good guy. They are going to be wedding photos that come with a really cool story.

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I love Tom Hanks.

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Aw shucks, you're too kind

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No I'm not. It's involuntary. I couldn't help it. He's that good.

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Tom Hanks was great in The Post. Highly recommended.

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Tom Hanks was great in every movie Tom Hanks was is.

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I loved him in Tom Hanks!

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273 points · 7 months ago

Totally a great guy. I’ve told this before, but I love this story.

My dad's buddy is a chauffer, and drove Tom Hanks to the set of Forrest Gump every day. Paulie would always show up with a cup of coffee and a couple newspapers. On the last day of filming, Paulie hears a knock at his door. It's Tom Hanks, dressed as a chauffer, with a cup of coffee and some newspapers. Then he drove Paulie to the set! (Paulie actually plays the emcee in the nudie bar where Jenny sings that Bob Dylan song.). Tom Hanks also autographed a picture for my sister and me.

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Heartwarming.

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See, this is bullshit. Every time I interrupt wedding photos, people call me an asshole.

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Yeah, people are taking pictures, but they're published under the headline "Drunk, belligerent man ruins couple's happy day"

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"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene’."

  • Homer Simpson

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31 points · 7 months ago · edited 7 months ago

Not only did he give them a good surprise at the photoshoot, he went ahead and made it even better by putting a selfie online with them.

Cool as hell!

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69 points · 7 months ago

I'd rather vote for him than Oprah.

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There is a story I was told about Tom Hanks when he was in Beaufort, SC filming Forrest Gump. He was out for a jog when he ran by a wedding procession at a church, he then stopped and told the bride that she was the second most beautiful bride he had ever seen, the first being his wife on their wedding day.

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“And then fucking Tom Hanks runs up and tells my wife she’ll never be as beautiful as Rita Wilson, and makes her cry. Completely ruined the wedding”

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“DON’T LOOK AT ME, I’M HIDEOUS!”

runs away crying

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Ironically there was a man behind him RUN-NING.

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He just felt like it.

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He's got no legs

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He ain't* got no legs.

FTFY. Please try to be Gumpratically correct.

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He's also sorry he ruined your black panther party.

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JENAY

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Oh kay Jennay

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Big ol FAT rain

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RUN-NINGuh

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Nice try Tom Hanks' Publicist. Keanu is still Reddit's man-crush!

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Yeah but Hanx is Reddit's dream hot-dad crush.

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No i wish he was my dad! Terry crews is the hot dad!

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Why not both?

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Ok but we can have two dads and two moms.

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115 points · 7 months ago

I'd settle for just one dad :(

But I guess that's what happens when he goes out for some smokes and gets hit by lightning, miraculously survives, takes a trip to the Sahara and winds up getting trampled by water buffalo.

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pfft, and everyone poo-poos on polygamy. sick.

i mean, who wouldn't want two hot dads and two hot moms to care for you after a terrible, unavoidable arm-breaking accident?

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1.4k points · 7 months agoGilded1 · edited 7 months ago

I feel like we all know what this is with Keanu. He plays the action star. He rides the motorcycle. He tells you you’re beautiful which seems impossible coming from a man who’s so gorgeous himself but he seems so sincere. His hair is long and sleek with that beard that says he’s not afraid to get messed up for you. He’d jump head first into a fight to defend us if need be. He has a past life as a stoner which he’s put behind him but he can still cutely laugh about.

But at night, after hours of the most amazing sex we’ve ever had, when his massive bare chest heaves up and down in his sleep, our mind wanders. We know Keanu loves us and we love him too. But not like Tom. When Keanu is eating his high fiber cereal in hopes of retaining his figure, you remember the mornings Tom would make us pancakes. As you sit through another of Keanu’s intense action scenes you remember the way Tom would make you laugh. There’s nothing wrong with Keanu he’s a great guy, but he’s not Tom.

Edit: My first gold is a fan fiction about Reddit still being in love with Tom Hanks. Just like the gypsy woman said.

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What the fuck

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You just realized you're in love with Tom too, right?

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I just realized my dashing but super high maintenance ex is Keanu and my current wonderful boyfriend is Tom. This comment just made things so clear to me.

I’m gonna marry him so hard.

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34 points · 7 months ago

Your boyfriend, or Tom Hanks?

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31 points · 7 months ago

Why not both?

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Greetings, Nervous Boyfriend!

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This comment got too real and now I'm sad about people getting cheated on

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Me too friend

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Keanu, Terry Crews and Tom Hanks. Terry was battling for first place.

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Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Go!

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Hmmm kill Tom hes older sorry Tom, fuck Terry...if I'm giving...also I don't want to marry someone with kids as I don't want that baggage yet. And marry Keanu.

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I mean obviously marry Keanu.

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But if you kill Keanu you gain his immortality

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113 points · 7 months ago

As if you would be able to kill him.

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Yeah let me just go head to head against a trained assassin who can dodge bullets and has traveled back in time to study with Napoleon and Genghis Khan. No problem.

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I'd imagine you would quickly regret choosing to fuck Terry when your family has to put together a search and rescue team to find the pieces of your ass that he obliterated

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Specified giving...

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What's the r/hailcorporate equivalent for celebrities?

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I love looking at Tom Hank's instagram, he is always posting pictures of lost gloves and other pieces of clothing.

https://www.instagram.com/tomhanks/?hl=en

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20 points · 7 months ago

All those missing shoes! How many people died just for his instagram?

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“Hi, I’m Tom Hanks. Figured you’d wanna meet me”

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Yeah, but... he's always right

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Worst case scenario is here rudely interrupts someone's moment to congratulate them. Highly unlikely to be unwelcome, but possible.

All other cases - this.

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551 points · 7 months ago

THanks

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I honestly couldn’t stop appreciating her dress- she looks radiant- congrats to them and have much t.hanx for the blessing

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439 points · 7 months ago

Maybe he’ll be at the Bachelor Party too

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That would be big of him

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99 points · 7 months ago

Tom Hanks being at your bachelor party would make a big Splash.

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346 points · 7 months ago

Forest Gump

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Too subtle, no one will notice that you slipped a Tom Hanks film reference in there.

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You mean like this video was taken in Philadelphia?

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The wedding venue cost too much, total Money Pit.

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I'm picturing Forest finding this comment chain and trying to be included

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It would definitely put them in a league of their own

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70 points · 7 months ago

I get the feeling that Tom Hanks is completely self-aware of his celebrity and gets a kick out of doing things like this, because he would get a kick out of it happening to him, too.

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365 points · 7 months ago

He showed up to claim the Right of the First Night.

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"I may not be smart man, Jennay, but I do know what Prima Nocta is"

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"Tell me, newly-wedded Mrs. Graham, is there a Mr. Graham?"

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"Hello everyone! As you know, we are six days away from Phyllis' wedding. [Applause] So get your suits to the dry cleaner and get your hair did. And Karen, um, you might want to invest in a dress or a skirt of some kind if you don't already have one. This may be Phyllis' only wedding ever. It is my job to ensure that none of you look like ragamuffins. So I am instituting prima nocta." - Michael Scott

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Im here to claim Prima Nocta. It is my Royal right!

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The problem with Scotland is... it’s full of Scots!

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I love ya', always have.

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One of the few people in the world for whom it is acceptable to be out on a jog, see a random wedding, bust in to say hello, take a few pictures and leave. Everyone was so happy they probably momentarily forgot there was a wedding.

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I wonder what happen if Tom and Keanu were pitted against each other in some sort niceness death match.

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51 points · 7 months ago

Tom Hanks is a walking humanitarian aid organization.

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Thank you!! Some things should not be GIF, this is one of those things.

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Tom Hanks is a national treasure

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70 points · 7 months ago

Don't tell Nick Cage.

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102 points · 7 months ago

It's Mr Steal Ya Girl

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94 points · 7 months ago · edited 7 months ago

Did you not watch the gif? Clearly Tom Hanks is Mr Steal Ya Man

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Mr Steal Both Of Ya

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Yeah it's ok when Tom Hanks do it. But when I crash a wedding photoshoot, all I get is "sir please get out of the way"

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"It's okay. I'm famous. I'm famous, dammit!"

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Here is the selfie he took and posted on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/779800527458668544

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He's such a legend. Screw Oprah lets make hanks president. Ps I'm English.

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Hi English, I'm Spanish.

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"Hanks for the memories!"

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How many times did she try to shake his hand?

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What else could she do, her husband was right there

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When your wife is more excited by a kiss from Tom Hanks than from you on her wedding day.

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I wouldn't blame her. She's kissed me hundreds of times. This is new.

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"Tom Hanks accused of harassing bride on her wedding day"

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Reports say Hanks rudely interrupted the bride and groom's photoshoot to comment on her appearance. Bystanders said the bride looked to be in shock. After Hanks' initial remarks he forcefully took the bride's hand and kissed it without receiving consent.

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