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[–]chem_equals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely understand brother, we call it "losing the magic" because you affect the production of serotonin and possibly damage receptors. I really hope this isn't the case for you and I wish you the best of luck. The things you're saying sounds eerily as if I'm speaking to myself through another dimension as weird as that sounds and if you need support I'm here for you pm me anytime. Im going through a major painful health condition and I have the same problem. I do a large amount to dull the pain (everybody thinks I'm crazy/have a problem but you only produce do much serotonin and if you're on a roll you're either getting it or not) and have some relief but it's fleeting at best.

I know it sounds so fkn cliche but stay strong friend, we can do this.

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[–]snookers 393 points394 points  (0 children)

To you, they were gods; to her, they were people.

E: thanks for the gold kind stranger. :)

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[–]siandresi 14.1k points14.1k points  (0 children)

I’m going to train crows to bring me 100 dollar bills for treats

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[–]Ill_Ego 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Just shows how far they're willing to go.

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[–]Neocrasher 160 points161 points  (0 children)

I just drunkenly bought you gold. Have a good night.

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[–]sevsnapey 438 points439 points  (0 children)

There's a mollusk, see, and he walks up to a sea- well he doesn't walk up, he swims up- well actually the mollusk isn't moving he's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they- I'm mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking so forget that I said that.

So just then the sea cucumber looks over at the mollusk and says "with fronds like these who needs anemones?"

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[–]fleshrott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read your comments aloud to my wife. I never quite get to the end before she throws small objects at me.

Edit: oh, wow, I wasn't fishing. Now I owe you two thanks.

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[–]fragilistical 204 points205 points  (0 children)

I totally read that as Morgan freeman

Edit: thank you for the gold stranger!

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[–]spectreafterdark 217 points218 points  (0 children)

DUDE I found a video that someone uploaded LOL! Time for a trip down nostalgia lane. https://youtu.be/PvceKeHl0Sg

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[–]regoapps 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Let’s see here. shuffles paperwork In your case, it only limits you from adopting yourself.

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[–]BoborArcher 5922 points5923 points  (0 children)

I did this with my dad!!! I am 28 and i just did it last year. Mostly to be a symbolic thing but he took it all the way and we have a court date set for about month from now to make it official! I'm pumped about it. I'm a little worried the judge will think it's fucking nuts, but oh well. I'm not good at expressing just how much a person means to me, and I'm not sure why I struggle with it but anywho this guy came in to my life when I was 14 and has been there ever since. I love him more and more every day. He is the best dad to me and Pop to my son.

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[–]Pardonthisinterup 111 points112 points  (0 children)

When I met my wife she had a 4 month old baby, 9 years later i'm more and more proud of him every day, and could not be happier to call him my son. This made me cry like a baby.

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[–]Xombieshovel 2508 points2509 points  (0 children)

What if you identify as a 93-year-old man?

Edit: It's a joke everybody. I didn't gild myself. I guess you all will just have to learn to grow a sense of humor.

Edit 2: I don't hate transgender people. My comment says literally nothing about them. It's not a statement for the left or the right. It was something I thought humorous. Everything that someone says doesn't have to have some sort of beneath-the-waves political statement that people need to consider before they can let themselves have a sensible chuckle.