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The girl didn't know this guy was the owner of the car by kQuantumK in gifs

[–]Quirqs0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A+

Thanks again for the answer. Very interesting :D

'I made you a present.' by shakespearesreverse in gifs

[–]dieegoperi 1083 points1084 points  (0 children)

"JEFF! YOUR DOG IS JUST... Nevermind, check out WhatsApp!"

The girl didn't know this guy was the owner of the car by kQuantumK in gifs

[–]TheGazelle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Because clearly, since you are not amused, nobody can possibly be amused by these, even knowing they're scripted, without being an idiot.

Bumblebee enjoy sugar water. by deathakissaway in gifs

[–]thedailyhominid 612 points613 points  (0 children)

“this is the ugliest flower I’ve ever seen but nectar’s nectar” -bee

EDIT: To the anonymous gilder, your soul is undoubtedly spun from the sweetest nectar in all the land.

Woman caught dumping her dogs on a dead-end street. by natsdorf in gifs

[–]natsdorf[S] 12.8k points12.8k points x4 (0 children)

more info: This happened in San Antonio, Texas a few days ago. Video was taken by a person whose house is at the end of the cul-de-sac. The woman recording warned the dumper that this is illegal and there are massive fines but the person still dumped the dogs and drove off, a person sitting in the backseat even flipped off the person taking the video.

The person taking the video contacted Animal Care Services (ACS) and shared this video with both ACS and law enforcement. ACS posted the video on social media and several news outlets picked up the story. Law enforcement helped identify the owner/dumper and the rest of the car passengers. Apparently the internet shaming made the dumper reevaluate, before getting arrested/fined for animal cruelty, she arrived at ACS herself to give a statement and formally surrender the dogs. She again came back the next day with another dog to surrender. ACS are nonetheless working on filing multiple animal cruelty charges against her and the passengers in the car.

As for the dogs, the public outcry on their behalf was tremendous. All the dogs she abandoned were put up for adoption, two have already found loving new homes.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Video-of-woman-abandoning-dogs-draws-outrage-12845206.php

Woman caught dumping her dogs on a dead-end street. by natsdorf in gifs

[–]SessileRaptor 174 points175 points  (0 children)

I recently found out that there are wallet cards you can buy that alert police that you have a pet and who to contact if you’re incapacitated.

https://iheartdogs.com/product/2-pack-my-pet-is-home-alone-wallet-cards/

Woman caught dumping her dogs on a dead-end street. by natsdorf in gifs

[–]LastBaron 449 points450 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I loved animals, and I identified with fictional characters who did too. But I didn't "get it" yet.

As a young adult, I became a pretty bleeding heart liberal, and I believed cruelty to animals was wrong, the idea of people hurting animals without cause was despicable, but I didn't "get" it yet.

But then my fiance and I adopted two cats, brothers. Adorable, loving, playful, curious, affectionate little boys. They greet us when we get home, they rely on us for food, they play fetch with us. We became responsible for their lives. First time that's ever happened to me; I was the one who took care of them, I was the one who fed them, I protected them, I was their companion. They wouldn't understand if something went wrong for them, they wouldn't get WHY, they would just feel pain or abandonment. They're naive. They're innocent. And then I got it.

Starting then, seeing people who abandon or hurt animals makes me see red. It goes beyond normal anger or frustration, I'm livid, I'm blind. Something about the core of who I am makes me outraged that someone could be so callous, so cruel. This animal trusts you completely. Relies on you completely. Loves you. And you're going to hurt it for your own selfish, thoughtless reasons? Fuck you. You make me ashamed to be a human. We're better than this. Our companions deserve better than this.

A textbook example of how to cross a road safely by namraka in gifs

[–]ZebbyD 99 points100 points  (0 children)

"Don't disrespect America..."

Fuck, these are the idiots that cause other countries to no longer respect us. The insane levels of irony here...

Dude doesn't even know what America includes. "You're from Nebraska?! That's a shithole country! America #1!"

Hey, wait for mesdjklfagfugj...I'm ok! by cyan1618 in gifs

[–]CantNotLaugh 680 points681 points  (0 children)

That explains the crash

Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

A textbook example of how to cross a road safely by namraka in gifs

[–]pong281 6233 points6234 points  (0 children)

I live in Guam. The boonie dogs here use the crosswalks all the time. They actually follow the rules here better than most tourists.

Edit: Woke up to this lovely character this morning. https://imgur.com/gallery/5foDP

For those who don't know Guam is a US territory about 4,000 miles west of Hawaii.... and it's not Guatemala.

Nice one u/PensiciakwOVO , You're an idiot.

My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother by whmullally in gifs

[–]aniket47 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Because you're a trusting soul. Never lose that faith in humanity you have. It's people like you who make this world a better place because you always first look to the good in people instead of the bad. His father is also very sick and I need reddit gold to help pay his medical bills.

My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother by whmullally in gifs

[–]Tashre 685 points686 points  (0 children)

Because you're a trusting soul. Never lose that faith in humanity you have. It's people like you who make this world a better place because you always first look to the good in people instead of the bad. My father is also very sick and I need reddit gold to help pay his medical bills.

Sheeps is sick of cats shit by jumpinjellibeans in gifs

[–]greywolfau 1170 points1171 points  (0 children)

It's a cat. It's the definition of an arsehole. If it doesn't want the attention, fuck off to anywhere else in the world the cat can go. That sheep has 1 cubic foot of fuck all to exist in, and there are a million fences for that cat to be an arsehole on.

Sheeps is sick of cats shit by jumpinjellibeans in gifs

[–]dotlizard 6191 points6192 points  (0 children)

I believe the correct title is "Whoa black kitty, bam a lamb"

Girl who used to be paralyzed surprises her nurse by GiorgioMD in gifs

[–]ParioPraxis 61 points62 points  (0 children)

No, that’s the point: THANK YOU! You are a goddamned national treasure. My mom had a chronic illness that took 15 years to kill her, and the vast majority of the mothering I got was in brief incredible acts of love (or scolding) from her nurses. Women (and men) who were able to reach past pain, through empathy, and tap an inner strength that I will never know... to offer wit, wisdom, and unabashed love to me - a random kid that was watching his mom die. They cared for her because it was their job. They cared for both of us because it was who they were.

So no. Thank you.

Jesus, I’m crying now. That’s it, I’m taking the afternoon off. I’m going to go buy a bunch of popcorn buckets and movie passes and king size candies and take them to a couple of the the nurses stations at my local hospital. You guys are amazing and I need to do a better job of thanking you all.

Concerned mom watching her puppies. by PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS in gifs

[–]garglemyload 4928 points4929 points  (0 children)

Many breeds of pugs/bulldogs are so deformed and inbred that they can't deliver normally/naturally, which leads to things like this. What I'm trying to say is, these breeds of dogs only exist because people have weird and fucked up fetishes about having ugly, unhealthy, deformed dogs.

Big seas during a North Atlantic storm by Kartingf1Fan in gifs

[–]cosmos_jm 959 points960 points  (0 children)

Vomit on my sweater already, hope we get to a jetty. We're nervous, but our officers . . . they petty, but we lost comms, and we keep on forgetting, ITS A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR MEEEE...sorry lost track at the end there...my ability to make nautical references is limited.

Concerned mom watching her puppies. by PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS in gifs

[–]titanic_swimteam 3628 points3629 points  (0 children)

I have a similar look when I'm waiting on something to come out of the toaster oven.