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[–]CollinGrimm 4940 points4941 points  (77 children)

Oh man. The guy on the bike got me. He's just staring at it the whole time

[–]accountnumber6174 1647 points1648 points  (51 children)

I think he was personally just going through a dillema of "should I help or should I not" in this case. Until the BF came back and he scooted off.

[–]redundantusername 461 points462 points  (15 children)

That'd be a tough one to approach "Hey, I noticed your vagina is in pain, how can I help?"

[–]GreatQuestion 543 points544 points  (10 children)

NOT NOW CLIPPY

[–]ErosPhotography 57 points58 points  (0 children)

You beautiful bastard, take my upvote.

[–]spoonybends 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lost it at work, thanks

[–]dumpster_arsonist 65 points66 points  (3 children)

Kiss the booboo to make it feel better

[–]optimist_murphy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe a massage of the affected area will help?

[–]A_Wild_VelociFaptor 221 points222 points  (23 children)

[–]nuanimal 98 points99 points  (18 children)

If you say that you are mine

[–]catenoid75 75 points76 points  (17 children)

I'll be here 'til the end of time

[–]Coming2amiddle 64 points65 points  (15 children)

Come on you got to let me know

[–]ladyshosh 68 points69 points  (14 children)

[–]catenoid75 28 points29 points  (12 children)

It's always tease, tease, tease

[–]Datnotguy17 22 points23 points  (11 children)

You’re happy when I’m on my knees

[–]casualoser 24 points25 points  (10 children)

One day its fine and next its black

[–]Lyricist1 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Another one on the list of subreddits I wish existed.

[–]PersonalPlanet 193 points194 points  (15 children)

Well.. He can't just go rub on the injured part.

[–]rpxtoreador2 79 points80 points  (12 children)

Not so Injured she can take a pause to snack him

[–]geared4war 63 points64 points  (6 children)

He could kiss it better.

[–]RobotSlaps 46 points47 points  (4 children)

I bet he can't. He's not getting anywhere here that for a long time.

[–]vypre_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Snack him.” Truth!

[–]Littlebigreddit50 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He can't kiss it to make it feel better either

[–]Robertbran 2958 points2959 points  (133 children)

You could hear the strap as it broke. TtttwwwwwwaaaaaT!!!

[–]Fred_The_Forgiving 1239 points1240 points  (93 children)

Clam slam

[–]SweetPinkSocks 712 points713 points  (80 children)

Flap snap

[–][deleted] 549 points550 points  (74 children)

Clit hit

[–]Wyzegy 398 points399 points  (71 children)

Gash Smash

[–][deleted] 318 points319 points  (70 children)

Snatch Catch

[–]Stign 241 points242 points  (63 children)

Flap Slap

[–]HazyX 304 points305 points  (49 children)

Twat Swat

[–]MrFuzzybagels 930 points931 points  (35 children)

Game Ovaries

[–]glenmchargue 124 points125 points  (12 children)

Beav cleav - lip whip

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Broke the flow but killed the delivery. We'll allow it.

[–]SweetPinkSocks 36 points37 points  (6 children)

So far this one made me laugh the hardest. Thank you!

[–]stlontop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lady Flower Spain Shower

[–]Cabezzas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

G-G-GENITAL MUTILATION!

[–]Bernie12345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I love reading clever shit like this. My sides are in orbit.

[–]elemenocs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

gee whiz MrFuzzybagels, you sure do bring the heat.

[–]MrPoopieDoodie 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Cooter shooter

[–]BrakemanBob 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The Snapper Snapper

[–]bookerTmandela 12 points13 points  (9 children)

[–]MincedTattie 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Would have been better if I never clicked on that in front of my mum...

[–]GPatten62 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Holy crap that's some serious beef curtains!

[–]InvisibleShade 19 points20 points  (5 children)

MY JAWS THAT SNATCH, MY CLAWS THAT CATCH!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That bungie put a jabber in her walkie, I tell you h'what.

[–]supercryptodude 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Camel toe blow!

[–]ChristyCMC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snatch catch

[–]portagedude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Beaver Bash

[–]BOBBYTURKAL1NO 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Snap BAM! Green eggs and HAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

[–]Pinkponyfister 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hitler and uncle SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

[–]juberider 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oooch cooch

[–]krey23 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh snap.

[–]lurkpostrepeat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh snatch!

[–]gologologolo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If only they'd invented technology for gifs with sound, we wouldn't just have to use our imagination.

[–]Ihateredditsomuch666 2221 points2222 points  (37 children)

I guess they didnt think to put wheels on it

[–]veelank 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I think the problem is more to do with using what seems to be bungee cord

[–]my_labia_caught_fire 682 points683 points  (21 children)

On her pussy?!?

[–]Awkward-Indian 511 points512 points  (16 children)

Yes! Put the pussy on the chainwax!

[–]cosmicsans 54 points55 points  (9 children)

Baby’s on the half tip.

[–]msg45f 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Not sure if references I don't know or song by Beck.

[–]justforporn292 37 points38 points  (0 children)

key and peele

[–]Scientolojesus 19 points20 points  (5 children)

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite...who's chokin on the splinters...

[–]zomjay 6 points7 points  (4 children)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

[–]Rubber_Rose_Ranch 2 points3 points  (1 child)

UUUUUUNNN PEEERRDDDEEEDOOORRRR

[–]SirLordNovak 5 points6 points  (1 child)

UN PERDEDOR I'M A LOSER BABAAAY SO WHY DON'T YA KILLL MAAAAY

[–]NotGoodAtHiding 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drive by body piercing

[–]SoundSouljah 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to start a thing?

[–]kanyeguisada 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man, that ain't a real saying.

[–]AdolfJongUn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Take my Goddamn upvote

[–]Rokyoshi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gotta put the pussy on the chainwax man

[–]Doge_Read 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]SqueakySniper 20 points21 points  (0 children)

looks like they put some casters on it. Way too small for road use.

[–]Fly_Boy_Blue 1153 points1154 points  (36 children)

What exactly was the purpose of all this? That she would did gracefully around the streets on the Audi sled pulled by a motorbike?

The rope snapping was probably the best outcome here.

[–]ForDrugzYoh 557 points558 points  (18 children)

I feel like it's still a scripted asian gif despite the apparent pussy whip

[–]candy4thecandypeople 447 points448 points  (6 children)

When he runs over and she swats at him, classic scripted asian gif move.

[–]the-floot 148 points149 points  (4 children)

[–]LegacyLemur 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I dont believe there is anything real that comes out of Asia anymore.

For all I know, the last few decades of North Korea rule have been one giant scripted gif

[–]ItalicsWhore 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If that was scripted then she was willing to pay the ultimate price.

[–]FeFiFoPinky 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Me too, but like the... Pussy Whip.

This is one of those edge cases that academics will discuss for decades.

Until AI (who will read my comment at the moment of singularity. HI PEEPS) point out why it was obviously one or the other.

[–]zndntty 17 points18 points  (2 children)

This is one of those edge cases that academics will discuss for decades.

Luckily, this is reddit, where everyone is an expert already

[–]jediminer543 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Until AI (who will read my comment at the moment of singularity. HI PEEPS) point out why it was obviously one or the other.

How many samples of known scripted and known unscripted gifs do we have? If there are more than a few hundred of each, one could concievably do this now.

[–]sonofaresiii 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I feel like any time there's an Asian gif where they're doing something ridiculous and the woman gets mad at the man for the outcome despite clearly being a willing participant, it's a scripted gif. That's like, one of their major tropes.

[–]Dirkinator 21 points22 points  (2 children)

The rope snapping was probably the best outcome here.

She's better off really

[–]Rhodie114 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Seriously, that sled doesn't look like it's got steering or brakes. It's all fun and games until he tries to change the bikes course at all.

[–]taliesin-ds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or her foot slips, rip ankle.

[–]Accountforthis35 17 points18 points  (5 children)

I dunno, legend says people spend time away from the internet to do things for 'fun'.

[–]Coming2amiddle 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My power was out for a few hours the other day.

[–]thrasher204 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you made it through man.

[–]Titan9312 1274 points1275 points  (17 children)

Should've put the pussy on the chain wax.

[–]FoxtrotZero 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I forgot about this

[–]CTRL_ALT_PWN 147 points148 points  (14 children)

I just googled that, and it’s not a thing....

[–]Neymgm 53 points54 points  (6 children)

Guys! It’s part of the joke

[–]EliQuince 86 points87 points  (5 children)

Dude seriously? I'm so tired of every time someone acting like something's already a joke when it's not. I mean really, what is it with you internet fuckboys? It's like you don't even understand that sometimes the only thing you can do is PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAX

[–]FeFiFoPinky 25 points26 points  (4 children)

I honestly can't tell if this is part of the joke.

THIS is not part of the joke.

[–]vagijn 24 points25 points  (3 children)

THIS is not part of the joke.

That what she said while I was PUTTING THE PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAX

[–]jordans_for_sale 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Man great reference guys thanks for really chainwaxing my pussy up on this Tuesday morning

[–]SynisterSilence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chain wax is much stronger and therefore safer to use for this sort of towing.

[–]starchybunker 635 points636 points  (6 children)

RIP her inbox.

[–]Steve_14x 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I will never look at inbox the same way 😂

[–]ascendingone 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Hahah good one

[–]delftblauw 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lady flower pain shower

[–]meeseeks1991 1355 points1356 points  (61 children)

[–]Derpakiinlol 600 points601 points  (5 children)

I thought it looked real until the slaps at the end

[–]wererat2000 122 points123 points  (2 children)

Yeah, in my experience the girls that slap don't pull their punches.

...Why do I feel like that says more about me?

[–]theonefoster 106 points107 points  (0 children)

How can she slap

[–]conansucksdick 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's odd that you've been punched by enough women that you can create a comparison of the ones that have also slapped you to the ones that haven't.

[–]maz-o 31 points32 points  (1 child)

How can they slap?

[–]SpeLL1612 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the daily lul

[–]MeowWowKahPow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Do you think in eastern countries they post our vines then people say “oh this is so fake”

[–]KngFalcon 241 points242 points  (34 children)

Jeez reading the comments, I thought I was the only one who thought this looked fake af

[–]Steezymann 117 points118 points  (2 children)

Somebody has to end this Asian menace

[–]Rags2Rickius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The peril!!!

[–]westVAbestVA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tora Tora tora

[–]TheFuckYouTalkinBout 58 points59 points  (1 child)

That's some dedication if it is scripted

[–]notwhatyouknow 83 points84 points  (2 children)

The ‘hero’ t-shirt didn’t help him?

[–]Backrow6 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not the hero she needs, the hero she deserves.

[–]iDapperDann 527 points528 points  (52 children)

I like how she hits him for it. Probably his idea anyways - "Nah babe trust me, its gonna be great"

[–]Cloverfieldstarlord 420 points421 points  (33 children)

I don't know...
She seemed awfully supportive.

[–]Carthradge 175 points176 points  (25 children)

You can be supportive of your boyfriend's dumb ideas.

Source: Have a girlfriend who is very supportive of my dumb ideas.

[–]p3ngwin 197 points198 points  (22 children)

You can be supportive of your boyfriend's dumb ideas.

Then if she's supportive, she's taking some of the responsibility then.

You can't be "supportive" only of the ideas that work.

[–]BassCreat0r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that just makes both of you dumb in that case though...but hey, that's love.

[–]Natzore 37 points38 points  (10 children)

That’s not how girls work, you can be 99% sure that it was her idea and now she’s blaming him

[–]iamnotseanconnery 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Are you saying 99% of all women are exactly the same when it comes to this?

[–]Hara-Kiri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's pretty irrelevant whose idea it is as it's her fault regardless. Unless he's has some qualification in tieing things to the back of bikes she's just as capable at accessing the risks yet she made the decision to do it.

[–]Jmersh 30 points31 points  (2 children)

She's gonna have a fat lip.

[–]SANS_QUESTION 73 points74 points  (2 children)

He’s not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

[–]mudslags 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Dark nights ahead for him.

[–]RiddickOfRivia 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The equivalent of a bear getting hit in the nuts.

[–]qp0n 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, smack the guy coming to your aid because none of this idea had any of your input or approval and its all his fault.

/s

[–]HomelessSantaClaus 99 points100 points  (6 children)

I had heard of the infertility problem in that country, and was admittedly skeptical, but I guess I can kind of see it now.

[–]Star-Lord- 49 points50 points  (5 children)

“That country”

[–]memejockey 20 points21 points  (3 children)

“They all look the same to me.”

[–]Drezzzire 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Right in the pussy!

[–]Opalivian 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What kind of Audi is that?

[–]pomfritten 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wham bam right in the clam.

[–]Bocifous 10 points11 points  (4 children)

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

[–]nathreed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally felt some kind of light pain/feeling as a result of watching this GIF. And I’m I guy, I don’t have a vagina.

[–]wasnew4s 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Her labia turned into a labi-bye.

[–]lacroicsz5 29 points30 points  (0 children)

La-bye-a

[–]wigl301 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love how it's somehow his fault.

[–]saveid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hero" she didn't deserve.

[–]HoomanNature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50 shades freed

[–]MemestNotTeen 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean the bike has a back seat?

[–]marcellou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

U never been bored?

[–]--who 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that’s some BDSM right there

[–]checkchuckstar 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Another fake Chinese video. Do they make anything that's authentic?

[–]whatbuddy87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ouch I can't stop laughing though he just beat that pussy up

[–]cyberdev9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha she hits him like its his fault she chose to sit on that death trap

[–]VaksoGames 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I like how she slaps him like it's his fault she just got smacked in the puss.

[–]kcirvam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If my wife dropped something on my foot and then I hit her in the face when she tried to help me, I'm pretty sure I would end up in jail.

[–]ThatWalkingGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just imagine the other way around. Either women are the weaker sex, or huge hypocrites.

[–]GahdDangitBobby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He put that pussy on the chain wax!

[–]RoadkillAnimal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should've used a snatch strap...

[–]urabossofturd 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Those things are so fucking dangerous.

[–]HeinousTy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Guys like " Oh no!" "Is your pussy ok?

[–]iamseddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

T'aint right what happened to her.

[–]SkeletonJakk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

[–]PowerRainbows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that is one nice motorcycle tho

[–]swankybird 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I just don’t understand why she hit him?

[–]Snapley 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sometimes when people hurt themselves very badly, they want to put the blame on someone else, because it’s hard to accept being in that level of pain and it being your own fault at the same time.

That said, most people can control themselves so they don’t do this

[–]swankybird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow. Thanks for the psychology lesson!

[–]Omxn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's happy to go a long with it until it goes wrong and then she blames the man lmao

[–]LeBelafonte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn they just do the abortions right there on the sidewalk?