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5.0k points · 3 months ago · edited 3 months ago

Oh man. The guy on the bike got me. He's just staring at it the whole time

level 2

I think he was personally just going through a dillema of "should I help or should I not" in this case. Until the BF came back and he scooted off.

level 3

That'd be a tough one to approach "Hey, I noticed your vagina is in pain, how can I help?"

level 4

NOT NOW CLIPPY

level 5

You beautiful bastard, take my upvote.

level 5

Perfection!

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level 5

Lost it at work, thanks

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level 4

Kiss the booboo to make it feel better

level 5

Maybe a massage of the affected area will help?

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level 4

If you say that you are mine

level 5

I'll be here 'til the end of time

level 6

Come on you got to let me know

level 8

It's always tease, tease, tease

level 9

You’re happy when I’m on my knees

level 10

One day its fine and next its black

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level 4

Another one on the list of subreddits I wish existed.

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level 2

Well.. He can't just go rub on the injured part.

level 3

Not so Injured she can take a pause to snack him

level 4

He could kiss it better.

level 5

I bet he can't. He's not getting anywhere here that for a long time.

level 6

*when.

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If :)

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10 points · 3 months ago

“Snack him.” Truth!

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He can't kiss it to make it feel better either

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3.0k points · 3 months ago

You could hear the strap as it broke. TtttwwwwwwaaaaaT!!!

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Clam slam

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Flap snap

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553 points · 3 months ago

Clit hit

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400 points · 3 months ago

Gash Smash

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324 points · 3 months ago

Snatch Catch

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239 points · 3 months ago

Flap Slap

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304 points · 3 months ago

Twat Swat

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930 points · 3 months agoGilded1

Game Ovaries

level 10

Beav cleav - lip whip

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42 points · 3 months ago

Broke the flow but killed the delivery. We'll allow it.

level 10

So far this one made me laugh the hardest. Thank you!

level 10

Lady Flower Spain Shower

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4 points · 3 months ago · edited 3 months ago

G-G-GENITAL MUTILATION!

level 10

Oh my god I love reading clever shit like this. My sides are in orbit.

level 10

gee whiz MrFuzzybagels, you sure do bring the heat.

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level 9

Cooter shooter

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The Snapper Snapper

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level 9

Would have been better if I never clicked on that in front of my mum...

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level 9

Holy crap that's some serious beef curtains!

level 10

I'm into it.

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MY JAWS THAT SNATCH, MY CLAWS THAT CATCH!

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9 points · 3 months ago

That bungie put a jabber in her walkie, I tell you h'what.

level 9

Camel toe blow!

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Snatch catch

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Curtain hurtin

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level 4

Beaver Bash

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level 3

Snap BAM! Green eggs and HAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

level 4

Hitler and uncle SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

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level 2

Clitical hit!

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35 points · 3 months ago

Critical slit!

level 4

Critical clit?

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14 points · 3 months ago

Clitical clit

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Oooch cooch

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Whoopaaaaa

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7 points · 3 months ago

Oh snap.

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Oh snatch!

level 2

If only they'd invented technology for gifs with sound, we wouldn't just have to use our imagination.

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I guess they didnt think to put wheels on it

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64 points · 3 months ago

I think the problem is more to do with using what seems to be bungee cord

level 2

On her pussy?!?

level 3

Yes! Put the pussy on the chainwax!

level 4

Baby’s on the half tip.

level 5
44 points · 3 months ago

Not sure if references I don't know or song by Beck.

level 6

key and peele

level 6

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite...who's chokin on the splinters...

level 7
9 points · 3 months ago

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

level 8

UUUUUUNNN PEEERRDDDEEEDOOORRRR

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level 8

UN PERDEDOR I'M A LOSER BABAAAY SO WHY DON'T YA KILLL MAAAAY

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7 points · 3 months ago

Drive by body piercing

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level 4

Are you trying to start a thing?

level 4

Man, that ain't a real saying.

level 4

Take my Goddamn upvote

level 4

gotta put the pussy on the chainwax man

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level 3

Username checks out

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level 2

looks like they put some casters on it. Way too small for road use.

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level 1

What exactly was the purpose of all this? That she would did gracefully around the streets on the Audi sled pulled by a motorbike?

The rope snapping was probably the best outcome here.

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553 points · 3 months ago

I feel like it's still a scripted asian gif despite the apparent pussy whip

level 3

When he runs over and she swats at him, classic scripted asian gif move.

level 4
151 points · 3 months ago
level 5

I dont believe there is anything real that comes out of Asia anymore.

For all I know, the last few decades of North Korea rule have been one giant scripted gif

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level 5

If that was scripted then she was willing to pay the ultimate price.

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level 3

Me too, but like the... Pussy Whip.

This is one of those edge cases that academics will discuss for decades.

Until AI (who will read my comment at the moment of singularity. HI PEEPS) point out why it was obviously one or the other.

level 4
20 points · 3 months ago

This is one of those edge cases that academics will discuss for decades.

Luckily, this is reddit, where everyone is an expert already

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Until AI (who will read my comment at the moment of singularity. HI PEEPS) point out why it was obviously one or the other.

How many samples of known scripted and known unscripted gifs do we have? If there are more than a few hundred of each, one could concievably do this now.

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level 3

I feel like any time there's an Asian gif where they're doing something ridiculous and the woman gets mad at the man for the outcome despite clearly being a willing participant, it's a scripted gif. That's like, one of their major tropes.

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level 2

The rope snapping was probably the best outcome here.

She's better off really

level 3

Seriously, that sled doesn't look like it's got steering or brakes. It's all fun and games until he tries to change the bikes course at all.

level 4

Or her foot slips, rip ankle.

level 2

I dunno, legend says people spend time away from the internet to do things for 'fun'.

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level 3

My power was out for a few hours the other day.

level 4

I'm glad you made it through man.

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1.3k points · 3 months ago

Should've put the pussy on the chain wax.

level 2

I forgot about this

level 2

I just googled that, and it’s not a thing....

level 3

Man, um, why are you googling?

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13 points · 3 months ago

Screenshot karma pla

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57 points · 3 months ago

Guys! It’s part of the joke

level 4

Dude seriously? I'm so tired of every time someone acting like something's already a joke when it's not. I mean really, what is it with you internet fuckboys? It's like you don't even understand that sometimes the only thing you can do is PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAX

level 5

I honestly can't tell if this is part of the joke.

THIS is not part of the joke.

level 6
26 points · 3 months ago

THIS is not part of the joke.

That what she said while I was PUTTING THE PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAX

level 7

Man great reference guys thanks for really chainwaxing my pussy up on this Tuesday morning

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level 2

Chain wax is much stronger and therefore safer to use for this sort of towing.

level 1

RIP her inbox.

level 2

I will never look at inbox the same way 😂

level 2

Hahah good one

level 2

Lady flower pain shower

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I thought it looked real until the slaps at the end

level 3

Yeah, in my experience the girls that slap don't pull their punches.

...Why do I feel like that says more about me?

level 4

How can she slap

level 4

Yeah, it's odd that you've been punched by enough women that you can create a comparison of the ones that have also slapped you to the ones that haven't.

level 3
29 points · 3 months ago

How can they slap?

level 4

Thank you for the daily lul

level 2

Do you think in eastern countries they post our vines then people say “oh this is so fake”

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246 points · 3 months ago

Jeez reading the comments, I thought I was the only one who thought this looked fake af

level 3

Somebody has to end this Asian menace

level 4

The peril!!!

level 4

Tora Tora tora

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level 2

That's some dedication if it is scripted

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level 1

The ‘hero’ t-shirt didn’t help him?

level 2

Not the hero she needs, the hero she deserves.

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level 1

I like how she hits him for it. Probably his idea anyways - "Nah babe trust me, its gonna be great"

level 2

I don't know...
She seemed awfully supportive.

level 3

You can be supportive of your boyfriend's dumb ideas.

Source: Have a girlfriend who is very supportive of my dumb ideas.

level 4
192 points · 3 months ago

You can be supportive of your boyfriend's dumb ideas.

Then if she's supportive, she's taking some of the responsibility then.

You can't be "supportive" only of the ideas that work.

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level 4

Pretty sure that just makes both of you dumb in that case though...but hey, that's love.

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level 3

its always the guy's fault by default

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hefault

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36 points · 3 months ago

That’s not how girls work, you can be 99% sure that it was her idea and now she’s blaming him

level 3

Are you saying 99% of all women are exactly the same when it comes to this?

level 4

Yes.

level 5

Yikes

level 5

If she breathes...

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level 3

It's pretty irrelevant whose idea it is as it's her fault regardless. Unless he's has some qualification in tieing things to the back of bikes she's just as capable at accessing the risks yet she made the decision to do it.

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79 points · 3 months ago

Clitical hit! Ouch

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Wi Tu Lo

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Because it's one of those fake and /r/scriptedasiangifs.

level 3

Ok, but does it matter? What's the point of pointing out that a gif is scripted? That's like looking at a vine (rip) and being like "hah, that's so scripted"

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30 points · 3 months ago

She's gonna have a fat lip.

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He’s not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

level 2

Dark nights ahead for him.

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level 1

The equivalent of a bear getting hit in the nuts.

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8 points · 3 months ago

Yeah, smack the guy coming to your aid because none of this idea had any of your input or approval and its all his fault.

/s

level 1

I had heard of the infertility problem in that country, and was admittedly skeptical, but I guess I can kind of see it now.

level 2

“That country”

level 3

“They all look the same to me.”

level 4

I mean, it's all land...

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level 1

Right in the pussy!

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POW right in the pussy!

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What kind of Audi is that?

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Wham bam right in the clam.

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10 points · 3 months ago
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My non-existent balls

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level 2

I literally felt some kind of light pain/feeling as a result of watching this GIF. And I’m I guy, I don’t have a vagina.

level 1

Her labia turned into a labi-bye.

level 2

La-bye-a

level 1

Love how it's somehow his fault.

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3 points · 3 months ago

"Hero" she didn't deserve.

level 1

50 shades freed

level 1

I mean the bike has a back seat?

level 2

U never been bored?

level 1
3 points · 3 months ago

that’s some BDSM right there

level 1

Another fake Chinese video. Do they make anything that's authentic?

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Ouch I can't stop laughing though he just beat that pussy up

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Haha she hits him like its his fault she chose to sit on that death trap

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I like how she slaps him like it's his fault she just got smacked in the puss.

level 2

If my wife dropped something on my foot and then I hit her in the face when she tried to help me, I'm pretty sure I would end up in jail.

level 2

Just imagine the other way around. Either women are the weaker sex, or huge hypocrites.

level 1

He put that pussy on the chain wax!

level 1

Should've used a snatch strap...

level 1

Those things are so fucking dangerous.

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level 1

Guys like " Oh no!" "Is your pussy ok?

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level 1

T'aint right what happened to her.

level 1

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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Is that a Honda Goldwing?

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Right in the flaps..

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that is one nice motorcycle tho

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I just don’t understand why she hit him?

level 2

Sometimes when people hurt themselves very badly, they want to put the blame on someone else, because it’s hard to accept being in that level of pain and it being your own fault at the same time.

That said, most people can control themselves so they don’t do this

level 3

Oh wow. Thanks for the psychology lesson!

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5 points · 3 months ago

She's happy to go a long with it until it goes wrong and then she blames the man lmao

level 1

Damn they just do the abortions right there on the sidewalk?

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