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I feel sorry for Black kids because...

They don't get to hear dad jokes.

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5 blacks fall into a volcano...

...but only 3 people died.

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Former goaltender Ray Emery drowns

Yet another proof that black people can't swim.

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What's long and black?

The welfare line.

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Why is Harry Potter unrealistic?

The ginger kid has 2 friends.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need to, there's a glass ceiling.

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Why did Hitler hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

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Behind every fat woman is a beautiful woman...

No seriously, move out of the way.

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I was born in North Carolina...

... and stayed there until I was 2. My only memories from then are shitting my pants and spitting up while trying to talk - much like most grown-up North Carolinians today.

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Hitlers loaves

Hitler walked up to one boy, he asked the boy,"how high can you jump?" The boy replied one meter. Hitler gave the boy one loaf of bread. Hitler walked up to the second boy and asked,"how high can you jump?" The boy replied 2 meters. Hitler then gave him two loaves of bread, Hitler finally walked up to the third boy, who saw what happened before and realized the pattern, Hitler asked him the golden question,"how high can you jump?" The boy excitedly replies with 10 meters. Hitler then pulled out a gun and shot him dead.

Hitler's eyes then looked at his soldiers and said," Dear god, he could've jumped the fence!"

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Did you hear of the man that died trying to reach those kids stuck in a cave?

The memorial service for Kevin Spacey will be held next week.

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What's the difference between a retard and antifa?

A retard isn't stupid enough to think calling himself an anti-retard makes it true.

Totally plagiarized from this comment.

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I don't have a problem with black people...

...I think everyone should own one.

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True story

My friends third grade son was sent to the principal's office a few months ago. The teacher overheard heard him say to another student "Why do they call them black people? They're not black, and they're not people."

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Time for a dad joke

You know what's not coming home?

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Call me Jack the Ripper

Because I’m finna slay some pussy

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Dammit, my dishwasher AND my sex toy died today!

Bury this one and go back to the orphanage for another.

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