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[–]MechanicalHorse 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Fruit Punch Flavored Pickles

Every day we stray further from God's light

[–]assblaster69ontime 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There's no way this is good but I'm willing to try aomething new at least once.

[–]IllyrianKiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my thought

[–]SgWaterQn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I need is a Windows 95 machine and Solitaire.

[–]Nela_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just kool-aid pickles, they are tangy! Here’s a link to a tasting and how-to video from Emmymadeinjapan!

[–]BigBoy1102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the Mississippi Delta area of the United States they're called koolickles and don't knock on before you try them they're actually pretty great

[–]bird514 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I thought you meant bloody like you were british

[–]pugging_awesum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! I was like ummm it is a jar of pickles??

[–]Rainking1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloody hell, I did the same. I didn’t realise what was going on until I saw your post.

[–]Unknownie404 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I have a feeling that would taste kinda nasty…

[–]scrabbleinjury 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Seems like it would taste melon-like.

[–]thenetkraken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once I got 'pickles' out of my head and started thinking 'cucumber'... these could taste good. Wonder if they are actually pickled.

[–]lcoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interesting fact Planet Money did a podcast on theses and how Walmart is creating new food to hook you into shopping with them. A white watermelon was another one.

[–]LicentiousLynx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Looks like a jar of used tampons

[–]ToInfinityThenStop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine the horror of opening a jar and accidentally biting into a pickle.

[–]WatchWard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should"- Ian Malcolm

[–]AFGNCAAP_Paradigm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just koolickles

[–]Mobyswhatnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But why?!

[–]Yanjuan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This can’t fucking be!

[–]stopyield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like the name was so good, they just had to make them.

[–]GhostalMedia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are a Walmart creation. Planet Money actually has a podcast episode about this things.

[–]swirling_archer 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I was a little scared to open this post, honestly. Looks like a jar of dicks from afar

[–]BroghanTaylor[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

someone said bloody tampons as well... i guess im glad i only saw bloody pickles XD

[–]swirling_archer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.. Probably not my best moment

[–]TeaMarieArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were hotdogs at first

[–]WalkerBRiley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far, every good review I've read goes into the flavor notes and smells of the product in detail. Every bad review comments on the 'why the fuck does this exist?" without giving me any information on the product itself.

So, based on reviews, I can only say they must be pretty good...since I tend to believe people who have used the product and describe it to me rather than those who look at it once and only comment on its uselessness.