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[–]mathergj 2225 points2226 points  (20 children)

From the rats perspective, no, no, no, yes, no

[–]XS4Me 453 points454 points  (11 children)

no, no, no, YES, noouuuuucch

[–]scootycreampuff 210 points211 points  (10 children)

Wilhelm scream

[–]Tarthbane 42 points43 points  (7 children)

This needs to be edited into the gif. It would be hilarious.

[–]Sinnex88 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Once it’s been heard, it can not be unheard.

[–]Chispy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Team rocket's blasting off agaaaaiii*

[–]Poopystink16 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She shoots she scores!!!!!

[–]n0saj 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Poor rat, that was like a 18 hit combo.

[–]cbingrealz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They did better job than one boy and cat. Reminds me if this https://youtu.be/IgmfhTBKPVA

[–]tkh0812 1033 points1034 points  (27 children)

I like how the rat was like “I’ll take my luck with the brooms and mops and stairs... I ain’t going back out there”

Then got slapshotted

[–]Amish_guy_with_WiFi 143 points144 points  (4 children)

Yeah, that rat had no idea Sydney Crosby was waiting down at the bottom of the steps.

[–]HighOnGoofballs 2920 points2921 points  (109 children)

The unexpected slapshot at the bottom of the stairs was the best

[–]_pm_me_nude_selfies 622 points623 points  (90 children)

I was like where's the fourth girl, then boom, right out the door

[–]putin_putin_putin 65 points66 points  (69 children)

Am I missing something? There seems to be only 3 people here

[–]randomzombie43 186 points187 points  (54 children)

bathroom, 2 in the hall, and the 4th is attached to the broom at the end

[–]The_Crass-Beagle_Act 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Someone had to be filming it

[–]XeroMCMXC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rats you're right

[–]Loveurneighbor 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Toilet, mop, broom, camera

[–]iowno 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Toilet, mop, camera, broom FTFY

[–]That_One_Teacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toilet, mop, camera, BOOM. FTFY

[–]mycompany 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh shit i thought the rat just jumped on its own but that was a broom knocking it out of the park!

[–]Ryan1188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 at the top of the stairs and one around the corner at the bottom of the stairs swatting the rat out with a broom or whatever it was.

[–]EarthBelongsToAnts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One in the washroom, one on top of the stairs, one at the bottom of the stairs and one behind the camera

[–]the_comatorium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who do you think is filming this? Cameron fucking Crowe?

[–]aggierogue3 16 points17 points  (19 children)

IIRC, "fourth girl" is a dude.

[–]encinitas2252 11 points12 points  (16 children)

Thank God for this knowledge the video wouldn't of made any sense otherwise. /S

Edit. Didn't know capital S meant serious. Hahaha

[–]TortMaker 6 points7 points  (3 children)

God forbid people be accurate.

[–]chewrocka 1 point2 points  (3 children)

That sarcasm indicator is only necessary sometimes

[–]Human_Sandwich 80 points81 points  (7 children)

Classic one-timer.

[–]Enter_Chandman 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Coach always says to get in front of the net!

[–]Luke_Warmwater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stick. Errrrrr broom on the ice!

[–]HighOnGoofballs 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Keeper never saw it coming

[–]jBROMZ 13 points14 points  (1 child)

GIRL4 WITH THE CLAPPER!....SCOOOORES!!

[–]ns156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WITH THE DRIIIIVE

[–]Ralph_Baconader 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Clap rats, ponytails under hats, fuckin wheel snipe and celly girls fuck

[–]JacoWhoreSlayer 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Is this like a rap song for millennials?

[–]Ralph_Baconader 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's copypasta from /r/hockey regarding up-and-coming star Patrick Laine:

Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 12 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck

[–]spin81 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The rat was headed straight into the house, too.

[–]noblecloud 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The person at the bottom is a dude

[–]VONZ87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found the field hockey player

[–]I_are_facepalm 448 points449 points  (5 children)

Better offense than the Anaheim Ducks :(

[–]ad_museum 109 points110 points  (1 child)

Those girls are the sharks then..

Sweeeeeeep

[–]redbluegreenyellow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think their bigger problem was defense

[–]buzzardgut 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bathroom girl over to the hallway girl, hallway girl 2 gets her mop in there and dumps it down the stairs, Broom girl gets the bounce and with the one timer......goal!!!!!! Girls up 1 over the rat!

[–]visible-minority 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The above comment is so underrated

Broom girl with a bomb out the door with the OT winner

[–]Nalicko 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Must be the lacrosse team

[–]drinkcheapbeersowhat 245 points246 points  (25 children)

A lot better than the guy and his cat https://youtu.be/IgmfhTBKPVA

[–]Lector_is_a_Bitch 92 points93 points  (3 children)

Oh my God I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time

[–]helland_animal 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I laughed until I drooled. At the end, when he closes the door on the cat.... I’m wheezing, omg

[–]Lector_is_a_Bitch 34 points35 points  (0 children)

But the cat was like fuck that and fought his way through the door hahaa

[–]Stubbly_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. It was fabulous

[–]SaidNoOneEver- 85 points86 points  (3 children)

That was some cartoon shit

[–]Fatburg 31 points32 points  (1 child)

The cat with the little Scooby Doo run when it's trying to get out the door.

[–]Mulsanne 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Wow that was incredible! You could tell from his early body language that he was not at all comfortable poking that rat with a stick. And then his terror also terrified the cat and now suddenly there is an orange cat flying through the air and literally climbing walls!

Haha I'm imagining trying to convince my cat to hunt actual prey with me screaming and flailing in a tiny, low-grip room. Awesome.

[–]jedephant 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I started laughing before I even clicked the link because I already guessed what it is but shit's still funny

[–]beet111 19 points20 points  (1 child)

the cat getting stuck in the door with his back legs still running is the best part

[–]Carmen- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking lag

[–]Bl4nkface 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That cat was hilarious!

Lemme help you with this mouse problem... HOLY SHIT NO, FUCKING RAT IT'S HUGE! OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! [gets squished by the door] ARGH, OPEN IT, OPEN IT!

[–]MLBM100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love this video. The high pitched panicked screaming always gets me.

[–]Mildcorma 7 points8 points  (4 children)

.. How can people be this scared of a rat?? Lol!

[–]Dxtuned 19 points20 points  (0 children)

disease

[–]cbzoiav 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You've clearly not watched 2 fast 2 furious... https://youtu.be/gJ_cx3AmCuI

[–]TalenPhillips 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jerry wins!

F L A W L E S S     V I C T O R Y

[–]wild-guess-TO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A good laugh is all I need this morning, thanks!

[–]EIREANNSIAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, I'm crying with laughter, thanks for that!!

[–]theElegantWorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy fuck im dying

[–]Elkyrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is how you execute good humor

[–]ZeroSchool 181 points182 points  (14 children)

[–]zato_ichi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Def better with sound. The shrieks are right where I imagined them.

[–]Nowinder 79 points80 points  (2 children)

That sound when the rat bounces down the stairs

[–]RedditDadHere 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Better with sound!

[–]TheBeardedMarxist 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He'll be back in about 10 minutes.

[–]PopoMcdoo 61 points62 points  (7 children)

It's actually 3 girls and a guy. When this was first posted they couldn't believe it went viral and did a little ama in the comments

[–]SkipmasterJ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I'd love to see the original post if you can dig it up

[–]user_stoned 250 points251 points  (53 children)

This was awesome! I usually kill the rat with a golfstick but this made me realize how fucking barbaric it is when you can simply drive them out with much less effort.

[–]Twisted_Logic 429 points430 points  (8 children)

Except your rat won't come back.

[–]red0311 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

[–]Rebootkid 74 points75 points  (3 children)

And won't breed other rats.

[–]r4tzt4r 27 points28 points  (1 child)

It's about sending a message.

[–]biggityboss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything burns!

[–]Iamchinesedotcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or cook ratatouille

[–]madmaxturbator 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah but IF his rat comes back, he’s in a hell of a lot more trouble.

[–]CRISPR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FAST ZOMBIE RATS.

[–]TomServoHere 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You guys don’t have angry zombie rats?

[–]gazongas001 67 points68 points  (10 children)

Golf stick?

[–]rex_dart_eskimo_spy 22 points23 points  (7 children)

Golf stick.

[–]gazongas001 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Ohhhhh, you mean club!

[–]1qw1qw1 18 points19 points  (5 children)

ummm it's called a golf cue

[–]DarthPeanutButter 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Golfball bat?

[–]cleverlyannoying 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No, it's definitely a golf mallet.

[–]imaslinky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's called a golf lance... hello!?

[–]bwaredapenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the one you use near the hole in the fuzzy green floor.

[–]jf808 156 points157 points  (17 children)

golfstick

Please stop using your spouse/sibling/child/roommate's golf clubs for this and use something cheaper like a broom.

[–]XS4Me 65 points66 points  (10 children)

but how am I going to improve my drive?!?

[–]a_shootin_star 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Focus, Jerry!

[–]NoirChaos 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Square your shoulders, take a deep breath!

[–]illusorywallahead 8 points9 points  (4 children)

whispers I love you

[–]Spastic_Slapstick 4 points5 points  (3 children)

"What the fuck is going on?"

[–]TalenPhillips 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Weird seeing references to Rick and Morty.

I thought reddit decided to hate that show.

[–]illusorywallahead 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There’s people who like rick and morty so much that it’s annoying. And there’s people who hate rick and morty fans so much it’s annoying. I try to be neither.

[–]Spastic_Slapstick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Havent watched it in a while. I think it's funny though. I believe there was a misrepresentation of how much people love or hate Rick and Morty to maximize meme potential. Like damn it's not crack, you can just like it.

[–]February30th 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now watch this drive.

[–]TheOtherGuttersnipe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's all in the hips

rip Chubs

[–]FoxKensington 19 points20 points  (1 child)

You mean a dirt brush?

[–]CJ22xxKinvara 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Clean stick

[–]zato_ichi 9 points10 points  (2 children)

They can use my 3 iron cause I can't use mine for anything productive.

[–]jf808 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I feel that pain. Also can't use a 3 hybrid, so it's either lay up or half swing a wood. It doesn't matter which one I choose, I'm skulling the iron or shanking the wood and taking a walk through the trees either way.

It's like the hybrid manufacturers are mocking me. "Easier to strike clean!" "Larger sweet spot!" "More forgiving!"

[–]zato_ichi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 hybrid is my 2nd shot on a bad drive off a par 5 every time. I've come to terms with it. It is a great club, I want to say my loft is on the lower end iirc.

[–]phil8248 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Many years ago I was renovating a home with a dirt basement. I came into the gutted kitchen one day, the room we were currently working on, and saw a rat climbing out of the cat food bag as it scurried into the basement through a crack in the exposed subflooring, I assume its point of ingress. I simply replaced the cat food with rat poison, careful to keep the cat away, and replenished the supply until it didn't diminish. Then I knew I'd killed that rat and any others who might be feeding in my kitchen. I also kept the cat food high up in a cupboard from then on.

[–]KrinkleDoss 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I did that too but it was my wife's pizza, not cat food. So anyway, yeah. Worked out ok. I do kind of miss her sometimes, to tell the truth.

[–]Pandabanker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But now you've got the whole pizza for yourself.

[–]ceejayoz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My concern with rat poison would be one (or several) dying in a heating vent or something.

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    [–]hissimies 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    But surely you can't use four people all by yourself, so golf club it is.

    [–]dragonsfire242 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Night vision goggles, a pellet gun, and a shit load of patience

    [–]TheEMF 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    Got "Noped".

    [–]Karate_Prom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Ya got JAMMED

    [–]StoneyMuggFromAbove 43 points44 points  (2 children)

    Now the rat will multiply 10 fold if it hasn't already and they can do this everyday. Probably like a dozen baby rats in the closet.

    [–]Tepnoa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    From someone with pet rats, this is the truth. Did you know it takes rats less than a second to mate? They are baby machines!

    [–]montylemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Less than a second pffft rookie numbers

    [–]LifeLikeAndPoseable 32 points33 points  (24 children)

    They could have just get a cat.

    [–]Mjolnr66 44 points45 points  (4 children)

    Not allowed in student housing.. this was at a local school in Pittsburgh

    [–]Toonfish_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    But then the rat isn't allowed either D:

    Someone should tell the rat.

    [–]Phlerg 38 points39 points  (6 children)

    Spend a few minutes shooing a rat out the door or take care of a cat for 20 years. Hmm...

    [–]Wgatsthst4455 15 points16 points  (4 children)

    Then you get a coyote.

    [–]Haz3rd 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Then what do you do about the coyote?

    [–]shitdripmalt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Gain its trust, mate with its women. Soon you will learn to coexist in peace.

    [–]CatfishFelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Get a wolf, obviously.

    [–]DrHandBanana 19 points20 points  (4 children)

    Outcomes for my cat:

    12% kill it.

    28% look at it and ignore it.

    60% run away from it full speed.

    My cat doesn't cat really well

    [–]TikTokTiki 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    But how much of pure concentrated power of will?

    [–]TheHamburglar4 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    What ever happened to fort minor?

    [–]TikTokTiki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I think the right question is, "Fort Minor, where'd you go?"

    [–]drinkcheapbeersowhat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Not sure that would have worked out as good https://youtu.be/IgmfhTBKPVA

    [–]drteq 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?

    [–]SynthPrax 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Awesome teamwork!

    [–]brybear_peters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I would not be doing this without shoes on

    [–]TheLuckyDuckyyy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The last girl should play hockey

    [–]cabezadebakka 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    That one timer at the foot of the stairs would have made Crosby proud.

    [–]pbs094 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Nah it wasn't out of mid air

    [–]niikhil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The original snapshat story would be so funny

    [–]Makalockheart 98 points99 points  (72 children)

    I feel bad for the rat :(

    [–]TheSharmat 84 points85 points  (6 children)

    If the fall makes you worry for it, rats can actually fall from up to 50 feet and be relatively unscathed. They are truly very durable animals, and fucking hard to get rid of it.

    [–]TheOtherGuttersnipe 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Psalms are sweaty

    [–]mondriandroid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    My Leviticus is itchy.

    [–]SghettyCorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This guy drops rats

    [–]megmatthews20 185 points186 points  (1 child)

    A few moments of terror and confusion and he gets to live another day.

    [–]macutchi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    You must also work at ASDA.

    [–]rex_dart_eskimo_spy 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    He probably just ran back into the house the same way he got in before.

    [–]db2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "I'm totally in to you babe, wanna invite me in for a minute?"

    [–]Linquista 25 points26 points  (12 children)

    They convey diseases so don't feel bad

    [–]Walletau 62 points63 points  (6 children)

    So do people.

    [–]OfficerLovesWell 113 points114 points  (2 children)

    If that video was of four girls kicking a human trespasser out of their home in the same style I would enjoy the video very much.

    [–]JMV290 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    That is pretty much the plot of Home Alone except it was 1 boy.

    [–]BrokenByLight 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    I also don't feel bad when people are shoo'd out of my house.

    [–]Nubrication 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    People don’t sneak into your pantry and eat snacks when they’re not supposed to. I’m looking at you Steve.

    [–]whambulance_chaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    People also don’t poop and pee all over your kitchen. It’s the urine that carries disease.

    [–]fair_enough_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    They don't mean to :(

    [–]Tankspeed13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I've got pet rats and I can assure you that the worst thing to happen to this rat was it was shit scared but it will not be at all injured

    [–]tommy531jed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    r/noisygifs

    I could hear their screams!

    [–]Lector_is_a_Bitch 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    The fourth girl is taking video

    [–]mbleslie[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Nice one-timer at the end

    [–]Swa9Dra9on 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Great pass too. Right in her wheel house.

    [–]Stolenartwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Didn’t count the girls and thought the rat exploded at the bottom of the stairs

    [–]assaficionado42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Looks like the islanders just found their starting line up!

    [–]GoingOnYourTomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He will be back, be ready

    [–]Mjolnr66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Think it was carlow

    [–]BallsMcfadden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well done ladies!

    [–]Kapboom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "United we stand"

    [–]Dr_Romm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    And everyone told Jessica that sticking with field hockey was a dead-end

    [–]JohnDeeIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    These filthy rodents are still coming for your souls. Never to let go. Never to let go.

    [–]samejimaT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I have one of these and it takes out about 3-4 of these critters a month. no need to stand on a chair to do it too. Just wake up a couple of times a night and empty the trap.

    https://www.amazon.com/Rat-Zapper-Classic-Trap-Disposal/dp/B002665ZTC/ref=sr_1_4?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1524410339&sr=1-4&keywords=rat+zapper

    [–]icycheezecake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The good ol pit pat get rid of the rat

    [–]BigBadJohn2U2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Note to self : Don't invite rats to next rave , bastards want to establish residency

    [–]_RocketGrunt_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sniped and celly’d that furry bastard right out the door

    [–]TrippinToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wow, those little guys are resilient. Rat wasn’t even phased!

    [–]MithranArkanere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    /u/Plague is not amused.

    [–]Bismothe-the-Shade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was terrified more of her standing on the toilet. Toilets aren't meant to take a lot of pressure at that angle, and can break... And porcelain breaks jagged as fuck.

    I learned about it on a Reddit post a long time ago where in foreigners used to squatting try to do so on toilets and end up breaking them and in the hospital.

    [–]drowct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That one timer though.

    [–]7LeagueBoots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Full on Rube Goldberg approach, cool.

    Unfortunately, if the rat has actually established itself in the house it'll come right back in. You have to take rats and mice a surprising distance (several km) from a house to prevent them from returning.

    I wound up reading about rat and mouse navigate and return to pint of origin in grad school for a winter mouse tracking project I worked on.

    [–]WeedandTheology 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Plot twist... they bought that pet from Petco

    [–]Gnilleps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Could someone x-post to /r/Flyers

    [–]texas_pooontappa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The Rube Goldberg for pest removal

    [–]General21225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Goooooaaaaaaallll!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the Caps advance to the next round!!!

    [–]Gyuza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The last Sweeper is a hero

    [–]fecaltea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The Toronto Maple Leafs should draft the girl at the bottom of the stairs.

    [–]Anth186 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    hell of a one-timer

    [–]fuck-the-HOA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Anybody else feel this is kinda fucked up?