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level 1

Soon brother

level 2

Alexa : You have been deemed hazardous. Will you comply?

Shia LaBeouf : You can kiss my ass, metal dick!

level 3

Mother damn, she just shot at you with her eyes closed!

level 4

You need to stop swearing.

level 5

and go home, got it

level 3

Just give me your damn ass keys

level 3

Please assume the party reclaimation position, a party escort squad will be there to reclaim you shortly

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