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[–]ChemistryPony[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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[–]son_of_the_monarch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe he knew the Moon Nazis were coming for him

[–]OverlySexualPenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so he could be an 8-year old girl, dur