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submitted 3 months ago * by jlw_01 - announcement
/r/Oneliners Monthly Contest (#10, Jan 2018) (self.oneliners)
submitted 21 hours ago * by KudosInc - announcement
My New Years Resolution is to not procrastinate so much (self.oneliners)
submitted 17 hours ago by czechthunder[🍰]
To neigh or not to neigh, that’s equestrian. (self.oneliners)
submitted 9 hours ago by porichoygupto
Being a Wal-Mart greeter is the only example I've seen where "years of experience" and "entry-level position" makes sense. (self.oneliners)
submitted 11 minutes ago by alberthere
Astrologers have always known the cure for Cancer is to stay away from Leos (self.oneliners)
submitted 4 hours ago by albnite
A barman walks into a bar, and the barwoman says "we don't serve your kind around here anymore"! (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 hour ago by albnite
Having insomnia is a nightmare (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 hour ago by Gabodinho
The government help-desk asks Trump "have you tried turning it off"? (self.oneliners)
I'm making a male deodorant called Umpire for foul balls. (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by Kas585August 2017
I've tried self deprecating humor, but I'm just so bad at it, that it's not even funny (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by lordlaneus
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac! (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by CrazyTrain505
The depressing thing about tennis is no matter how good you are, a wall is better. (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by porichoygupto
I don't like using labels; it's part of what makes me a loner. (self.oneliners)
submitted 19 hours ago by voidvix
I saw a doctor today, and he told me I was as healthy as a horse... who's been shot in the head after a race. (self.oneliners)
submitted 10 hours ago by Perrydyl
I couldn't tell if my friend was more Chinese or Polynesian, he told me it was a Thai. (self.oneliners)
submitted 16 hours ago by starbridgeOctober 2017
Not only is it raining cats and dogs, it is hailing cabs. (self.oneliners)
It is hard to make a good joke about prom, because typically the punch line is too long. (self.oneliners)
If I could have sex with anyone living or dead, I would pick living. (self.oneliners)
submitted 2 days ago by wtfover
As luck would have it the aliens had landed in the right place on a golf course in Washington DC (self.oneliners)
submitted 20 hours ago by albnite
I just won Vietnamese food for life, I'm going to eat pho-ever. (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by Gra8Balance
Newton’s Third Law of marriage: For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction. (self.oneliners)
When dental medicine was introduced, it dropped a lot of jaws. (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by Coveiro
Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask? (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by jp0202
Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the toilet paper roll. (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by DitaVonThese
This planet is just wall to wall with great leaders throughout history! (self.oneliners)
Geologists rock. (self.oneliners)
submitted 1 day ago by starbridgeOctober 2017
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