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gildings in this subreddit have paid for 15.86 years of server time

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[–]sumancha 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Its Gold.. it’s gold! Oh just a sawdust.

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[–]WizZyDrizZy 406 points407 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand reddit and I’ve been using it for years

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[–]blakhawk12 483 points484 points  (0 children)

Hot damn is King Midas a redditor or something?

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[–]RpgDiagonal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have gone too far, IDK who you think you are gilding someone 3 times, it just isn't right. Your abusing the system, I have half a mind to report you to the admins for your gilding abuse.

Infact u/spez, this man has unfairly gilded me thrice and I demand you remove the gilds given to me immediately!

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[–]RpgDiagonal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You son of a bitch! Karma will be getting you soon bud mark my words, one day when your pessimistic and want to rot in the emotions and bring others down with you, you will be guilded. Mark. my. words.

Edit: son of a bitch 3 times in a row is too far! Guess I'll have to be late to work again tomorrow because of reading an endless thread again.

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[–]CompetitiveCoD 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Damn 5 minutes and already gilded? Wish I was... forget it.

Edit: Oh. 🤔 Thanks!

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[–]RpgDiagonal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

did you gild me too? Or was that some other guy trying to stick it to my pessimism? This is so karma, I did the exact same thing to another guy saying the gold tree was done on a thread not even 1 month ago -_-

Edit: Son of a bitch stop doing that! People will keep commenting and then I will never get to the end of reading this thread! I don't think you understand how deep my ocd has gotten with finishing thread bud, i'm cereal.

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[–]thenameunforgettable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're not the real golden god! Stop your blasphemy!

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[–]RpgDiagonal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody is getting gold! Fuck you guys! I maxed out my credit card guilding everyone up this tree, stop replying! I can't keep reading all this deciding who gets gold and who doesn't, it's just to much responsibility!

Edit: son of a bitch who gilded me? Expose yourself!!!

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[–]radioactive_muffin 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Lol, but in all seriousness it is...from me at least. There has been others here who joined in gilding though so this wasn't all me, and for most of you it was your first gilding, enjoy!

Except the Fuji apples, hahaha; worked once, why not again? I could see the mental process.

And thanks :)

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[–]TheLostLittleCamera 1372 points1373 points x2 (0 children)

Fuji apples are pretty great, really juicy too. I prefer them most.

Edit: What Eldritch power have I discovered!

Editedot: /u/fidelitysyndrom thanks for the spoiling corrocktion.

Editedortedert:I was taking a drionk crap, it went well. Thanks.

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[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Well that explains the username.

Edit: fuckin' seriously guys.

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[–]ShieldHeart 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the golden shower ;)

Edit: Yup, this is my new fetish.

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[–]Feroshnikop 20.9k points20.9k points  (0 children)

How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before the FDA won't legally let you call it a rice crispy treat?

I bet Kellogs knows.

edit: FDA not USDA, thanks internet.