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Weekly Earnings Thread

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MAKE ME RICH NADELLA!

Positions:

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EPS

Consensus: $1.08

Actual: $1.14

4Q Revenue

Consensus: $29.22B

Actual: $30.1B

Aaaaand we're trading sideways?

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Posted by
7/9/2018 the mods hate this man
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cockbuyer
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http://www.visualcapitalist.com/most-valuable-companies-all-time/

it is literally the spiritual successor to the Dutch East India Company. And that shit hit 7 trillion trading faggy spicies, silver and silk. Our boy bezos should be able to triple that at the very least.

Amazon will announce it is moving to DC, market cap hits 2 trillion

Alexa smart store software will run 50% of the service boxes in America, market cap hits 5 trillion

Amazon will announce a buyout of the US government, market cap hits 10 trillion

Jeff bezos starts building generation ships to Alpha Centari, market cap hits 20 trillion.

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Just moments ago he made the comments to the press pool when asked to clarify his earlier statement. He was dead pan when he said but he could just be trolling.

Interesting soundbite though. markets seem ok with it, could close green.

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