Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts
13.4k

David's failure to grasp the concept of bucket ruined his gardener career

232 comments
95% Upvoted
What are your thoughts? Log in or Sign uplog insign up
Sort by
level 1

That's a lot of damage!

level 2

“Slap it on with the MIGHT OF ZEUS”

level 3

Josephi Krakowski with flex tape.

level 3
218 points · 1 month ago

It's not a fucking miracle..

level 4

Just have some fucking patience!

level 5

Phil you did half a job and have a full smile.

level 6

Guy’s got an artery going? Flex Tape!

level 7
118 points · 1 month ago

I no longer want water!

level 8
95 points · 1 month ago

Gotta cover that mouth, that nose is still brEATHING

level 9

What can't flex tape fix? A broken marriage! Even then, shown to be slightly more effective than placebo.

level 9

I love this thread

level 9

And cover that penis, for dat ass is still shittin'

level 10

Grandpa been hittin the sauce a little too much? Think he's a little too old for that? Done. He ain't gettin in there.

level 9
2 points · 1 month ago

That scene really made me cringe hard with how close he got to the cat. I was genuinely scared

level 6

Phil you make me angry, Phil!

level 7

Coulda just used one of these, Phil!

level 8

Look at it’s curvature.

level 9

If you do the thing, do it right, and you DONT fuck it up. It works… it just works

level 10

Slap that tape right on my butt, keep that shit in as long as possible when it comes out, by Golly it’ll be the best shit you’ve ever taken

level 10

50% of the time, it works every time

level 3

do i look like the kind of person who would do that to you?

you look like a snake!

yessssssssssss

WHAT? WHAT THE F*CK??

2 more replies

1 more reply

level 2

Cameraman, you seeing this?

level 3
97 points · 1 month ago

A couple turd stains and a jizz napkin?! I've never seen anything like it!

level 2

I may or may not have some pictures of Phil around my house.

level 3

I may or may not have photoshopped his undies off...

level 4

May or may not have photoshopped his wiener on...

level 5
48 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

I've done it though, really it's serious, it's a problem.

level 2

Fuck yes

level 3
level 4

Include me in the screenshot.

level 5

Me too please

level 6
5 points · 1 month ago

Me not

level 7

But me

level 4

MFW that account was made after the Pewdipie video.

level 4

Hmm, account is 19 days old. I give it a 5/7.

level 2

Fuck you beat me to it by 12 hours

level 2

Yeah, it leaks!

1 more reply

level 1

Bucket
Leaking

i think it's a flex seal commercial.
Clicks link.
It's a flex seal commercial.

level 2
76 points · 1 month ago

Nope. Tide ad.

level 3

Hole in a bucket? Believe it or not, tide ad!

level 4

You won't believe how clean tide made this broken bucket!

level 1
283 points · 1 month ago

There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza.

level 2

Then fix it dear Henry

level 3

With what shall i fix it, dear Liza?

level 4

With a straw, (for some reason.)

level 5

The common lyric is "with (a) straw", but it's supposed to be "with straw". As in, you would shove straw into the hole to stopper it.

level 6

But the straw is too long.

level 7

Then cut it, dear Henry.

level 5

With what shall I cut it?

level 6
26 points · 1 month ago

With an axe

level 7

The Axe is too dull.

level 8
34 points · 1 month ago

I delegated to you so I wouldn't have to think about it, Henry!

level 9

With what shall you delegate dear Lisa?

level 10

Damn near spit out my drink from this! Ahaha

level 9

You know what, Henry? This is obviously too complicated. Here's ten dollarydoos. Go down to Bunnings, have a sausage, and get yourself a spanking new $5 bucket.

level 10
3 points · 28 days ago

There's a hole in my sandal, dear Liza.

1 more reply

level 8

Then sharpen it dear Henry.

level 9
3 points · 1 month ago

With what shall I hone it?

level 10

A stone!

level 5

I’ve always heard it as with a saw, which I didn’t understand either. Then the saw was too dry so they had to wet it with water but he couldn’t carry the water so he had to get a bucket but there’s a hole in the bucket

level 6

The straw (uncountable plural) was too long to patch the bucket, so they had to cut it. The knife was too dull to cut the straw cleanly, so they had to whet it. Henry couldn't or wouldn't dry-whet the knife, so he needed water.

6 more replies

level 4

With the power of FlexSeal!

level 2
12 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

I spent years listening to this and cookaburra(?) in an old gum tree (among other songs) . It was on a yellow cassette tape I had, when I was Little and would go on vacation. My parents must of hated me with how much we played that tape.

Sadly the tape was lost to the ages. Would love to find it again.

level 3

Hint: it wasn't lost. Your parents destroyed it. :)

level 4

Haha probably

level 3

It's spelled kookaburra usually but we don't talk about that song since the lawsuit.

1 more reply

level 3

Did it come with a songbook? I remember having a cassette tape with both those songs. It was part of a set, with another songbook-cassette tape combo. And both tapes had a different theme, if I recall correctly.

I think one of them was "songs to sing around the campfire" or something like that. Or I thought that was the theme because there was a picture of a campfire.

1 more reply

level 3

It was probably “Wee Sing Silly Songs” or “Wee Sing Songs around the Campfire”. They were sing along cassettes released in the 80s and surprisingly they are available on Amazon in CD version.

I had these too and my favorite jam was “Do you ears hang low?”

1 more reply

level 2
2 points · 1 month ago

My math teacher would say this all the time. Thanks for the flashback

level 2

Came here for this.

level 1

Fool, had he only been able to grasp the amazing power of flex tape

level 1

Step one: cut a hole in the box bucket

level 2

Step two: Put your FLEXTAPE on the bucket

level 3

Step three: Make her open the bucket

level 4

At what step do you saw the BOAT in half?

level 4

Jokes on you. Nobody can overcome the power of FlexTape!

level 4

A functional bucket has exactly one permanent opening

level 5

Topologically, a standard bucket is a sphere.

4 more replies

1 more reply

level 1

Phil has done more damage to boats than U boats have

level 2

That's a lotta damage!

level 1
Original Poster129 points · 1 month ago
level 2

Its always a fucking boat with this guy

Does he have like 100 of these boats sitting in a warehouse due to a failed venture or something

level 3

Who doesn't have a warehouse full of chopped in half boats?

level 4

Slackers, that’s who

level 3
33 points · 1 month ago

In newer ones he put together a gocart.

level 4

At least he is expanding the vehicials he is destroying

level 5

He also made a submarine out of a truck

level 6

JohnTron was right, this guy is crazy and no one on his team can or will stop him

level 7

Who cares, he's great

level 6
3 points · 1 month ago

Wait, what?

level 8
4 points · 1 month ago

Well, I be done seen 'bout ev'rything

level 8

Those bubbles flowing from the hatch are a bad sign.

level 3

Maybe it's like with books where you rip the cover off to show that they're non-sellable. Only he's cheating the system by gluing all the boats back together.

level 2
50 points · 1 month ago

Look at that damage!

level 3

That’s a lot of damage!

level 2
Soda Seeker51 points · 1 month ago

Did they just bleep him saying holy crap?

level 3

I was laughing so hard I feel inclined to buy flex shot now.

level 3
16 points · 1 month ago

That beeping was actually the ringing in his ears.

level 2
20 points · 1 month ago

Good thing Phil has all that flex seal. Cause if he slips and falls in that boat he's gonna need a lot of it.

level 3

Yeah, that would do A LOT OF DAMAGE

level 2
Comment deleted1 month ago(2 children)
level 3
14 points · 1 month ago

Philadelphia

level 3
3 points · 1 month ago

In Philly we say wooder.

level 2

Excuse me for not knowing, I'm not American — does that shit actually work? Does flextape actually work? Does anything he sell work and work better than a roll of gaffer tape?

level 3

Order now and find out!

level 4

Order within 10 minutes and I will DOUBLE THE OFFER!

level 3

Well gaff tape is fabric based, so it's not going to hold as well as flex tape would just by the nature of the materials used.

level 2
6 points · 1 month ago

Wow it caulks as well as...caulk.

level 2

Holy Cra*! Look at all this damage!

I'm not sure whether or not they're embracing the meme at this point. Well, the video's from 2014...

level 3
2 points · 1 month ago

Fuck I'm old.

level 1

This is a bucket

level 2

My god...

level 3

There's more.

level 4

Nooooo

level 1

LEts SEE iF ITS GONna LEaK!

...

YEp! IT LeAKS

level 1

And even when he did manage to get water onto the garden the chlorine from the pool water he was using killed everything.

level 1

slaps bucket look how much water this baby can’t hold.

level 1

"THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE". Looks like he needs some flex tape

level 1

He better look out for a flying giant beach ball

level 2

He grew up!

level 1

David learned the hard way that not everything can be turned into a gloryhole.

level 1

Dear Liza Dear Liza

level 1

Ah, buck it, I hate it when this happens to me.

level 2

Especially when i want my bucket of pool water smh

level 1

"But I'm recycling water"

level 1

The hardest part was overcoming his drilling addiction.

level 1

He’s just watering the pool

level 1

“Buuucket” -Gavin Free

level 1

Am I the only one to think of flex tape immediately?

level 1

Step 1: Cut a hole in the bucket

level 1

Can of Flex Seal cost: $14.99

Brand new 5 gallon bucket cost: $5.05

Sometimes people are stupid

level 1

Also watering the plant with pool water might’ve helped

level 1

Manual fountains are tiring

level 1

Don't worry David! Flex Tape will save your life!

level 1

Where’s that bitch Liza when you need her

level 1
2 points · 1 month ago

What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?

A hole!

level 1

This is my favorite post on this sub ever. I can't stop laughing at "concept of bucket."

level 1

Looks like David could use some flex tape!

level 1

Hey! I've got the same bucket!

level 1

Gotta broken relationship with your wife?

“SLAP SOME FLEX TAPE ON THERE AND YOU’LL FIND YOURSELF A HAPPIER WIFE”

level 1

What payday feels like

level 1

Me: "Babe you take a nap, I'll go take care of the dishes, mow the lawn, and cook dinner"

Gf:

level 1

Where the flex seal at?

level 1

Chuck some flex seal in there

level 1

Put some flex tape on that sucker

level 1

The loading!! It burns!!!

level 1

Also, je is taking water out of a chlorinated pool. The chlorine in the water would hurt the plants.

level 1

ohhh so sad:(

level 1

Ok, but i still really want some flex tape. As soon as I have a good reason to buy that stuff, I'm gonna flex tape fucking everything.

level 1

Get that man some flex tape

level 1

Came here for flex tape comments. Was not disappointed.

level 1

slaps the roof

This baby can't fit 3 or 4 sippy cups worth of water in it.

level 1

My bank account shortly after pay day.

level 1

You need some Flex tape boi

level 1

Tampon needed

level 1

slaps side of bucket DRUGS

level 1

That's not a problem at all! All you need is F L E X T A P E!

level 1

Well David is a fucking retard if hes trying to use pool water in his garden.

level 1

You idiot! You forgot to put the lid on!

level 1

Needs flex tape

level 1

I think the bucket is failing to grasp the concept of being a bucket.

level 1

fwecks tayp! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

level 1

I sawed this bucket in half!

level 1

Broken marriage? FLEX TAPE!

level 1

"witnesses say David not only couldn't figure out the bucket, but that he also killed all of his petunias by watering them with chlorinated pool water."

level 1

Im not saying i would plug that hole with my penis, not saying i wouldnt

level 1

So this is the kind of real world problems to math books prepare you for!

level 1

Cut a coke bottle in half and you got yourself a grav bong

level 1

concept of bucket

level 1

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole

level 1

Probably figured he could get more water into it that way

level 1

Y’all already know what that man needs

level 1

Needs eyes so looks like barfing

level 1

In one of the first aid courses I've done, the instructor told us:

If someone loses a leg and the main artery is bleeding, they loose blood as fast as a bucket with a hole as large as a 50 cent coin

(Our 50 cent coin is about 70% as big as that hole)

Holy moly, I'm imagining that now

level 1

David sniffed too much flex glue and now all he can see are Martians

level 1

Where did the water go?

7 more replies

Community Details

929k

Subscribers

165

Online

A subreddit for infomercials taken **out of context** in animated images. This subreddit is for ads that show real aspects of life but in a completely unrealistic way.

Create Post
r/wheredidthesodago Rules
1.
Posts must be "As Seen on TV" style ads.

All submissions must be from some kind of As Seen on TV or similar advertisement. Posts from kickstarter and other promotional videos/websites are not allowed.

2.
Post the gif source as a top-level comment.

Post the video source of the .GIF in the comments. The whole video is sometimes just as funny as the post and can sometimes be used for other posts! If you don't post the source of the ad as a top-level comment within a few minutes of posting, your post WILL be removed.

3.
Submission must be a direct link, e.g. ".gif"

Direct links are required, meaning that the URL must end in ".gif, .gifv, .webm, .mp4" etc.

4.
Posts must be flaired.

Tag your post with the correct post flair. Tag your post with the 'Repost' flair if you didn't personally make the .gif or if it has been posted before. Flair guide.

5.
Recent reposts and popular reposts aren't allowed.

Click here from your post's page to check if your gif has been posted before. Please make sure your title is unique! Posts may be removed if they have been reposted recently or are a top post in the subreddit.

6.
Spam

Repetitious links, comments, or bot-like behavior

7.
Be good to each other

We're all here to have fun; don't ruin it.

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.