Stanly, you're fat and you probably crush your wife in bed.
Where's Angela? Oh sorry, I couldn't see you behind that grain of rice.
Electric Wizard. That would be fuckin' bad ass... Who doesn't love a dangerous, lightning-slinging sorcerer? Heavy shit, dude.
I loved that episode of SpongeBob
You are my hero.
You did it man congrats
We did it, Reddit!
Me Too Thanks
Oh my gosh, you can't just ask someone why they're white.
Poop goblins to the rescue?
Sorry for the low-quality photo, but here it
Oh, thank you a lot! It means "Love you" in portuguese. It made my girlfriend happy haha
That's really beautiful! I'm glad I could make someone happy :)
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I only sent about 600 emails (´･ω･`)
The good stuff
It's the dollar store, how good can it be?
here you go
I was going to go to sleep, but now I'm literally just hiding under my blanket with 13% battery life on my phone. Send help please.
I have a sedan that can hold 7...
If you could know the answer to ANY question, what would it be?
It sounds vain but I would love to understand, in a holistic sense, how other people perceive me.
Actually, that an amazing answer. I would personally ove to live a day in someone else's life not only so I could see what it's like, but to see what they see me as.
!RemindMe 1 month
Me too thanks
Yup. RemindMe! 1 month
The forbidden fruit
Yeah, where does this guy and his 2-3 friends get off?
That's what she said
I'm glad you did, though. I used to browse it a lot and it just made me want to lie in bed all day and wallow.
Yeah, the only difference for me was that I actually did lie in bed all day and wallow.
Your heart, baby.
Freedom from male Americans.
Well dang. Guess I'm an actual feminist now /s
This looks like something you'd pull straight out of tumblr.