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Idaho plates and not parked like shit?

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Original Poster1 point · 10 hours ago

Truly a miracle

There's a red and a green one too. Both linked in this thread. Bad as they are, I always smile when I see them.

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Original Poster1 point · 10 hours ago

There’s a pink one as well!

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That I’m a good wife and took good care of my husband this weekend as he had a gnarly stomach flu and I have a phobia of barf.

You are a good wife.

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I did the best I could. I definitely had to call my mom for help though because normally I run away from the person who is sick and today I had to go toward it.

Prejudice in general. Live and let live. Do no harm.

If you have a manual and functioning AC: Running the AC is a big power draw, so in the summer I find that I have to rev up a bit more than normal before I let off the clutch. Otherwise mine acts similar.

If you have an auto, I’ve no idea. I’ve never had an auto so I’m not familiar with issues that may surround them.

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction with a firm handshake at the end.

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Dwight Schrute, is that you?

Nice ass, do you wipe it?

When I’m Sixty-Four

A long time ago, my mom got me a pepper spray disguised as a perfume bottle.

Sprayed that shit right toward my chest, hitting me in the face and torso.

Haven’t had Fireball since.

Onions, bell peppers, raw tomatoes, mayo.

Still hate being told what to do. I have an authority complex.

I still don’t like doing the dishes. Other chores, I can tolerate fairly well. Dishes, not so much.

Not a fan of American muscle cars. I am way into cars, just can’t get down with muscle. I see why people like them, I just don’t.

Hawkeyes are the best gen! I’ve got an 07 WRX. Welcome to the club, don’t forget to wave ☺️

And albino black sheep, as well as weffriddles

Probably another cat - especially if she seems really friendly. I’ve found getting a kitten for an adult cat and slowly introducing the two makes for great friendships, as the older cat will sort of “adopt” the younger one. We did this growing up and our male adult cat could often be seen sort of teaching the younger male how to do things, like jump on the couch, bathe himself, etc. it was really cute! Helped our older cat a lot to have a new young friend.

My husband showed it to me. First sub I ever browsed was r/goatparkour 😂

Thank you for this sub lol

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It speaks to my soul lmao

Great shot. How can you tell and eastern from a western?

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This one is facing west.

A copy paste joke from r/jokes sent to a friend who doesn’t have reddit:

A group of men live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One of them transfers to another city and they're lost without him.

A new woman joins their Club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?

"No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says ... Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m. He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.

The woman says this may be a problem, and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.

They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay".

She's there at 6:30 a.m. sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She's fun and pleasant, and the guys are impressed. They congratulate her and invite her back the next week. She smiles and says, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."

The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she plays left-handed. The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They're totally amazed.

They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.

The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them.

The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge.

This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse, and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

The lady blushes and grins. "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth."

"When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his Willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."

The guys think this is hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"

She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."

I feel it was a suitable punishment, but I personally responded better to disciplinary action like being grounded or having something taken away, like a video game or toy.

I don’t think spanking children is abuse, to a certain extent. My parents never left welts or bruises on us. We never had lacerations or broken skin (some parents use a belt or wooden spoon instead of an open hand). We never felt like we were being full blown beaten.

Obviously it’s easy to see how it can become abuse, such as causing bruising, lacerations, escalating to punching, kicking, or otherwise abusing another person.

But the occasional open handed swat on the ass was definitely something that was used and is justified at times. Just my $0.02.

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Dollar Shave Club makes these wipes called One Wipe Charlies. I got them in a sample box I ordered to give DSC a try, and I have to say that these wipes are a game changer.

First of all, the wipe is durable, and flushable.

Second, I have IBS-M where usually I have long periods of C (where I suffer hemorrhoids during BMs) and then periods of D (where my ass gets chapped from wiping so many times in a day). These wipes have chamomile, aloe vera, cucumber, and peppermint extract in them to soothe your b-hole, and vitamin E to rehydrate the area. It helps soothe my derrière after all types of BMs for me. Works better than any regular baby wipe IMO.

This post is not sponsored by DSC, I’ve just found these wipes to help with some of the external effects of IBS, and wanted to share. Link provided below for anyone wanting to give them a try.

Butt Wipes

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Personally, I like Stall Mates. Just an FYI, "flushable" wipes are meant to be thrown away or they do a number on the systems.

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Original Poster1 point · 3 months ago

These wipes claim to be truly flushable - as in, they won’t wreck your plumbing. I’ve not had any issues yet and I’ve been in our current house for a year and a half 👍🏼

Or be a mixture of both and endure the pain of each :’)

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Me irl On the toilet as we speak!

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