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And albino black sheep, as well as weffriddles

Probably another cat - especially if she seems really friendly. I’ve found getting a kitten for an adult cat and slowly introducing the two makes for great friendships, as the older cat will sort of “adopt” the younger one. We did this growing up and our male adult cat could often be seen sort of teaching the younger male how to do things, like jump on the couch, bathe himself, etc. it was really cute! Helped our older cat a lot to have a new young friend.

My husband showed it to me. First sub I ever browsed was r/goatparkour 😂

Thank you for this sub lol

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It speaks to my soul lmao

Great shot. How can you tell and eastern from a western?

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This one is facing west.

A copy paste joke from r/jokes sent to a friend who doesn’t have reddit:

A group of men live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One of them transfers to another city and they're lost without him.

A new woman joins their Club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?

"No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says ... Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m. He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.

The woman says this may be a problem, and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.

They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay".

She's there at 6:30 a.m. sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She's fun and pleasant, and the guys are impressed. They congratulate her and invite her back the next week. She smiles and says, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."

The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she plays left-handed. The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They're totally amazed.

They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.

The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them.

The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge.

This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse, and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

The lady blushes and grins. "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth."

"When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his Willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."

The guys think this is hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"

She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."

I feel it was a suitable punishment, but I personally responded better to disciplinary action like being grounded or having something taken away, like a video game or toy.

I don’t think spanking children is abuse, to a certain extent. My parents never left welts or bruises on us. We never had lacerations or broken skin (some parents use a belt or wooden spoon instead of an open hand). We never felt like we were being full blown beaten.

Obviously it’s easy to see how it can become abuse, such as causing bruising, lacerations, escalating to punching, kicking, or otherwise abusing another person.

But the occasional open handed swat on the ass was definitely something that was used and is justified at times. Just my $0.02.

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One Wipe Charlie’s

Dollar Shave Club makes these wipes called One Wipe Charlies. I got them in a sample box I ordered to give DSC a try, and I have to say that these wipes are a game changer.

First of all, the wipe is durable, and flushable.

Second, I have IBS-M where usually I have long periods of C (where I suffer hemorrhoids during BMs) and then periods of D (where my ass gets chapped from wiping so many times in a day). These wipes have chamomile, aloe vera, cucumber, and peppermint extract in them to soothe your b-hole, and vitamin E to rehydrate the area. It helps soothe my derrière after all types of BMs for me. Works better than any regular baby wipe IMO.

This post is not sponsored by DSC, I’ve just found these wipes to help with some of the external effects of IBS, and wanted to share. Link provided below for anyone wanting to give them a try.

Butt Wipes

Personally, I like Stall Mates. Just an FYI, "flushable" wipes are meant to be thrown away or they do a number on the systems.

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Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

These wipes claim to be truly flushable - as in, they won’t wreck your plumbing. I’ve not had any issues yet and I’ve been in our current house for a year and a half 👍🏼

Or be a mixture of both and endure the pain of each :’)

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Me irl On the toilet as we speak!

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It’s as if they’ve given no thought whatsoever to Russia’s huge military and arsenal of nukes.

You're being too hard on yourself. The earth is spinning pretty fast. If it'd just stop for a second golf would be way easier.

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This made me start questioning all kinds of shit. First, is the earths spinning a constant speed, or do we see and trends of if slowing or speeding up? How would that speed change affect the length of a day? How did we even discover 24 hours is the length of a day? Existential crisis.

You know... All those questions are answered in elementry school. Like.. all of them

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Elementary, dear Watson.

Learn to spell, and maybe then I’ll be offended by your condescending tone!

He smell of fresh cut grass, and also the smell of gasoline.

Everyone seems to like those weird scents and it’s not for me at all.

Is she Reddit's new J-Law?

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Gal Gadot has more class and talent in her pinky finger than J-Law could ever have - would be stoked if Gal became the new J Law of Reddit.

North idaho? Big Subaru influence up there!

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Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

Yessir!

Nice! I was mobbing around Cd’A in my blue ‘07 wrx wingless, recently moved to central OR and now mobbing about in my sleeper wagon!

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Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

Nice! CDA is beautiful, I’m sure Oregon is too!

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Ride in the shopping cart while my husband and I get groceries. I’m 5’1” so I fit quite comfortably. I do what I want.

I'd divorce you. That seems quite immature to me.

I'm sure you're a lovely person though.

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That’s rude 😂

Was test driving a car and the head gasket blew during the test drive.

When my husband puts his dirty clothes on the floor next to/touching the hamper, but not IN the dirty laundry hamper.

People who always have drama/problems, and of course no suggested solution will work.

A cracked phone screen. Eats away at the fiber of my being.

Burning my tongue on a bite of my favorite foods. Then the whole meal is ruined!

Any happy cat will “make biscuits” with their paws when they are really happy/content. The suckling is likely because they were taken from their mom too early, and they use that suckling/nuzzling action as a response to being happy as well. My mother in law has a rescue who was found abandoned at a young age, and she suckles her own tail when she gets happy enough.

12 points · 3 months ago

I like bumbles. It's the god damn wasps I hate. KOS I say.

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Wasps aren’t really a bee, I think they’re like a whole different breed of insect. I’ve seen a wasp eating a dead bee before. Savage little buggers.

Bumblebees are so cute!

I drink Smooth Move often due to IBS-C or IBS A/M, haven’t been able pin down which one I am yet. And while it works well for me, I wouldn’t describe the process as “smooth”.

On an empty stomach, it takes just a few hours to kick in for me, but at most it takes about 12 hours. The Senna root is the real game changer in this tea.

“Kicking in” is usually prefaced by terrible cramps to where I can’t stand up straight, and then followed by a solid, hard stool which becomes diarrhea by the end of the BM. It’s painful and not very pretty, but it does get me cleaned out.

Yikes! That does not sound very "smooth" to me. I just have a cup of decaff coffee every morning and that jump starts my colon.

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Coffee destroys me, yet I used to drink it everyday...the older I get, the less I can eat/drink comfortably it seems.

It’s not smooth, but if you’ve been backed up for days and NEED to have a BM, it will deffo do the job.

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