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Just cause you were born in a test tube dosent make you a scientist.

"The 80s called, they want their hair back"

I feel like ive just lost my virginity through the rape that is that sitting position mixed with that camera angle.

I sincerely hope your dentist dosen't charge you by quantity.

Such an organised calendar, yet you fail to keep your appointment with your barber.

Somehow your nostrils are narrower than your eyes.

You say boys and girls but you just know that no girl will look at this picture long enough to think of a roast before they turn their computer off out of disgust.

The only good thing that ever happened on that boat was the emergency c-section performed on your sister to give you your first child.

"6/28" is that the age range you go for? Or is it the range of the 13 year old in bed with you?

Your eyes are as shallow your mums thoughts on aborting you at 16.

The flick on that 'a' is almost as long as that nose of yours.

Thinking by being in a bra it would distract us from the black eyes your uncle gave you.

Regular show taught me about him and hopefully instilled a sense of repercussion to cheating into the youth.

Are you sure this is real? It looks stagged.

So you’re gonna be the jiggalo for your own birthday party?

Always wondered if people with autism wore #AutismAwareness bands. Thanks for clearing it up.

I'm happy I live in Scotland where healthcare is free.

Does that make you Most Alone?

Are you a previous stage of our evolution?

Finally a keyboard big enough to type out your waist size.


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