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Pee is stored in the balls.

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This is the most informative comment I've read in decades.

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His Mom is on Twitter. Poor woma . I feel for her.

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Original PosterScore hidden · 1 hour ago

Twitter link?

32 points · 8 hours ago

💨🛫

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6 points · 6 hours ago

haha yes

5 points · 4 hours ago

I heard this as the foreign guy in Family Guy who explains the joke

Haha yes, it’s funny because the pictures are what happened

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haha yes

When I read the title, my first thought was self-driving cars allowing us to travel long distances within a fraction of the time, thus extending our cities much further and allow more people to live with far more freedom. Self-driving luxury smart RVs at affordable prices will let people live like actual protagonists in their own stories that will be forged with the help of collective AI Superintelligence and all taking place in seamless shared mixed reality worlds.

You can see him slowly mouthing "what.. the.. fuck..?"

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3 points · 3 hours ago

The little girl was pretty happy though.

104 points · 8 hours ago

Concussed.

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:(

Wait now i'm confused

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2 points · 3 hours ago

go read some Confucius

lifts heavy gaming pc off of desk and hugs it

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18 points · 3 hours ago

aw shucks

198 points · 5 hours ago

Party later in the day to reward employees for selling ten thousand extended warranties and credit cards.

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43 points · 5 hours ago

why not just order in? way better tasting pizza for less work

Clearly you've never worked retail. They're trying to spare every single expense possible while still having an actual pizza party. Pizza they already have on the shelf is much cheaper.

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2 points · 3 hours ago

I've worked years of retail (unfortunately.)

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Believe it or not, it’s not my sub. I am but a humble messenger who had a vague recollection of having heard about such a sub before and got to searchin’. I’m sure the current mod is going to be overwhelmed now that this OP’s post is so popular, so you should contact them about whether they’d like some help on that front. Good luck!

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Looks like he's inactive. his last post was 10 months ago

122 points · 6 hours ago

People need to get to posting in that sub! I want to see more of these doggo transformations!

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4 points · 6 hours ago

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Fun fact: Having hard is fun.

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1 point · 6 hours ago · edited 5 hours ago

Fun hard: facting hard is have

359 points · 18 hours ago

I’d just be thinking about that planet in interstellar

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97 points · 15 hours ago

MRRRRPHHHHH

Suh dude

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Moderator of r/aliens, speaking officially2 points · 21 hours ago

asuhh dude

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