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4-year-old summoned for jury duty has preschool that day by UnicornHerpes in nottheonion

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A pleasant design by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Annexed Crimea Airport Offers Flights to Mars, Venus and Star Wars' Coruscant by stufftowatch in nottheonion

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Trump Asks For More Time To File His Taxes by Qu1nlan in nottheonion

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please help =[ by tylerhockey12 in nintendo

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[OC] The Cliffs of Moher, County Clare, Ireland [3264x2448] by markymark1324 in EarthPorn

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Kicker Rock, Galapagos [OC][6016 x 4016] by [deleted] in EarthPorn

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Tunnel View monument with Half Dome peaking in the back. Yosemite Valley (OC) [4912x3264] by Antlsung in EarthPorn

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Sunset in Ka'anapali, Maui (Feb 2018) by hgiwvac9 in EarthPorn

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Magical Iceland Kirkjufell [OC] [6554x8192]by Grafixart_photo by grafxart in EarthPorn

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Sunrise in Kumaon Himalayan ranges [OC] [4608×3456] by Addy2411 in EarthPorn

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September, 2014: Denali National Park & Preserve [960 × 639] by BraveNewEats in EarthPorn

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Lichens, Victoria Lake rd, Rapid City, SD. [OC] [4000X6000] by [deleted] in EarthPorn

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Montserrat, Spain [OC] [3024x4032] by thousandFaces1110 in EarthPorn

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Way through the den of introvert-nature lovers. Lahore, Pakistan. [OC] (2448x3264) by [deleted] in EarthPorn

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Spring has sprung, I think... (1080x1080) [OC] by Zjustus88 in EarthPorn

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TIFU by texting my boss about drugs by Im_Not_Being_Sincere in tifu

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TIFU by not killing a wasp when I had the chance. by mjspaeth in tifu

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TIFU by putting my KFC scraps and a used condom in my bin. by LookingForAliBaba in tifu

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TIFU by cheating my family for 3 years by GrafZeppelim in tifu

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Giant pork rib ramen! Cost S$42 by law0327 in FoodPorn

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Soooooo good by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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TIFU by leaving a bluetooth speaker on while watching porn. by neverlookdown77 in tifu

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TIFU: I shaved all my ass hair by GettingRidOfTheLies in tifu

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