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They looked happy to me.

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Their real life without drugs could be more miserable than this. Countless people wasted their lives in coal mines and didn't have as much fun and probably died quicker too.

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I think you're trying to explain reality to a bunch of 18 year olds waiting for freshman year to start. This thread reflects why reddit sucks now, minimal individual thought or conversation, and maximum regurgitated senseless ethics with zero opportunity to see anything beyond their confirmation bias...but hey the memes are still fire though lol

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i am so incredibly proud of myself for not knowing this persons music

Original Poster3 points · 28 days ago

You're proud of your ignorance? That's weird

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listening to some rehashed miley cyrus gallop around a warehouse singing about helping a dude cheat on his girlfriend...is the definition of ignorance imo, but to each their own

Glad she's your ex haha. People like that do my head in. Every little thing is a drama, just the smallest things. Like wrong orders as you say. But it seems like they just live for those moments. Someone making a mistake and screwing up their order is an exciting part of their day because they can tell someone off. Wow, exciting life. Some part of me feels bad for them because they obviously have nothing more interesting going on, but then I see them be rude to some stranger over nothing and I just think they're a dick.

One recent example is one of those women who said her child seemed to be ill, and jokingly said "At least if he's got something serious I can take time off work! ...But I hope he's okay." Bitch, I know you actually want your kid to have a permanent debilitating illness so you can sit around with him at home and would loooove saying how hard it is caring for him and trying to get praise for it all day...

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I'm convinced people like that have legit mental conditions such as full blown narcissism, the mind has weird ways of making itself feel valuable, it just blows my mind that people like that have never taken a step back to see life from a different perspective, seems very limiting to be always right, I wouldn't be able to live with myself lol...also its about power and control mostly, people feel entitled to their way being 100% correct that they create complexes to validate themselves, snake eating its own tale type of minds.

Yep, definitely. I couldn't imagine living that way but I guess for these people they don't know anything different. I wonder whether they're ever truly happy.

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grew up surrounded by people like this which is why im curious as well, it seems momentary happiness is the goal while long lasting good feels go ignored, which is honestly the case with most people who dont realize the world doesnt revolve around them, i know the dude is heavily outdated, but check out Freud's pleasure principles if you're interested on where happiness / meaningful value comes from, i apply it to life all the time and its a quick concept if you arent familiar :D

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I once put together a presentation about the actual birds of paradise and was in such a freshman rush that like an idiot, i only put images of the plant in, teacher had no idea, whole class was just sitting there laughing their ass off at me. Thanks for spawning that memory back in my head haha, love the shading you've done.

-3 points · 28 days ago

The question and following response above were beyond idiotic. The guy was asking if car chases/crime still happen....

My sarcasm was warranted.

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What if they were being sarcastic too? Do you even care or are you one of those lonely people who tries to start drama online since theres nothing else in your life to cater to?

0 points · 28 days ago

That first comment is not sarcastic. I really don't care. You're the one losing your mind.

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Hell yeah I am *Grabs you and starts kissing your eyebrows

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The look on his face - "Yehhhhh...but...were gonna fuck, so..."

316 points · 29 days ago

At least it’s not gallowboob posting it again.

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Whats the point of karma posting at that level? Is he mental, otaku, or is there some sort of revenue that they bring in by posting so much?

Anger can definitely fuck with your normal rational decision making for sure. Thing is, even with the filters off, you aren't going to go straight to the racial epithets unless there's an underlying kernel of racism in your brain. If you find that it's in there, and that's not the person you want to be, you need to face it and work on it consciously.

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sorry i havent had internet in a month but I mean, you can replace racism with plain old anger / hate, using words to express anger has nothing to do with the context of the words, otherwise people wouldnt say FUCK YOU, fucking has nothing to do with it, its just an expression thats been conditioned into our language for certain reactions.

“A person who works for free, will never be out of work” direct quote from my grandfather.

If you do something for free or a favour, you can expect to be asked to do it again. Some people are so self involved they have no appreciation for you doing them a favour. Sometimes even the concept of appreciation is completely lost on them, like the person in this post.

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100% on point. Your standing in ANY realm you are involved in will get spread around word of mouth, its nice to start off with a reputation of being a nice person, it gets you more gigs, more opportunities etc. but if all you do is free work, you're only helping others complete their own shit and 90% of the time, you will get zero credit, the people you think you're growing relationships will only view you as other peoples bitch, and it will take WAY longer to climb the ladder because you've been stuck doing bitch work for bitch people without having any opportunities to show your potential. I have a decade of free work under my belt, and the moment i started my own gallery / business, all the people who once used me began complaining that i was creating competition for their scenes...not a congrats, nothing other than "why would you do this to me?" So in other words, fuck people who ask for free work, they have little amounts of respect for anything in life for the most part.

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"Ohhhh THIS is modern art....might as well...step on it."

Or worse than that. America.

Imagine an American home owner with a nearly naked beard man, clutching a knife and running at their house screaming in Spanish..

I don't think he would make it to the door.

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I get it...but also...you live in a fucking country where you can afford for other peoples schooling by putting a piece of rubber in a nylon circle, so..

EverQuest was my first MMO. Compared with the current state of the art in graphics, it was hilariously bad but I had one hell of a good time playing it. That was so much fun.

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P99 still has the magic

Yes, I'm in for a few titles, I back up wildstar seeing as I've never had the chance to but I fired up Diablo 2 this month, with ladder reset its as fun as ever, just needs a more stable community.

1.3k points · 3 months ago

I would rage quit and uninstall if I was the receiving end.

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You must not have ever played this game then, I tried multiple times and would literally load into games with people pulling this ninja nonsense on me haha

I do this occasionally at the start of matches and wipe the team if I'm lucky. If you can pull it off you get the titan straight away and by then you're pretty much guaranteed a win. You feel so skillful but the movement is so fast and fluent that it's really easy to move around quickly and efficiently.

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Yeah, I couldn't get into the movement, ten years away from controllers is a slight disadvantage also lol

11 points · 3 months ago

Walked? How come there seems to be a reflection? Tell us the truth, you had your chauffeur drive you round the bad neighborhoods.

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BAXTER! Pull up to the one holding the sign, I must document him!

20 points · 3 months ago

I come from an Asian family and that type of behavior would get a healthy ass beating or locked in the garage. You never as a parent want to allow that sort of behavior to be okay and should be strictly reprimanded to keep from happening.

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Locked in the garage? lol please do tell more

2 points · 3 months ago

I think they meant closet... a garage is way too big with too many opportunities for fun.

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right? THUS a mechanic was born! lol

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Hahah what about Mario Kart/Pac Man in the grocery store though

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yup. I know what im watching again tonight haha

Boooo why make something fun about gender?

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I guess they read Gaillard as 'Guy'ard..

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Anyone else get super excited thinking this was based on "The invincibles?"

Well, which Pokémon card did you get?

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Articuno, cus that shits just cold.

21 points · 3 months ago

This is why I drive shitty cars.

I couldn't give less of a shit about a cosmetic scratch.

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I said then same damn thing the past 3 cars ive had but finally BOOM got a badass set of wheels, and lemme tell ya, its nerve racking to park in cities / shitty neighborhoods.

I've been to the 16th Street Mall, this guy ain't killing anyone. You adopt the New York way of evade and ignore and they go away or get arrested eventually.

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I just had this conversation about the crazy people / crackheads in denver, like they dont ever get violent or rarely do, but at the same time they are for sure everywhere in public

This is like... typical 16th St Mall. 420 or not.

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i was just there last week for the first time and i definitely got that vibe, notice how barely anyone is giving him any attention lol, prolly some even weirder shit to look at

Welcome to every college level fine arts building. Every year at the school I work for there's a couple ceramics majors who make buttplugs as part of their collections (so edgy and revolutionary) and multiple painters who paint some "shocking" crap we've all seen before. They all think they're the first and I don't know why their instructors don't tell them they aren't.

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TBH the reason they are told that its not original is because most instructors are the biggest followers of them all and base their curriculum on art school relevance rather on actual progression / complexity of skill and concept. Just a buncha coloring book-book club bitches who dont have enough origination to pass on their knowledge...the older cats always know whattup though.

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I like how fast the window gets rolled up hahahaaaa

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