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Nope it’s a Tide ad.

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8 points · 2 days ago

Nope. Chuck Testa.

I proposed there a few weeks ago!

At first I didn’t get it, then it hit me.

2 points · 12 days ago

Fuck it, here I am too. DrSeuzz reporting for banning.

It’s like the uncanny valley of vlogging 😂

230 points · 18 days ago

I googled Shinseki!

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391 points · 18 days ago

I googled Cassie the Bunny Rabbi!

149 points · 23 days ago

This is the best advertisement i think I've ever seen. Subbed

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11 points · 23 days ago

You’re the best person to comment something so nice. Upvoted.

3.1k points · 23 days ago

I love that someone needed a reflector vest to check this problem out

Yooo I love this fucking body wash.

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5 points · 23 days ago

Ayyyy my (wo)man I have this shit toooo

126 points · 23 days ago

I can hear this meme.

Dun Dun

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11 points · 23 days ago

A cut above the rest

450 points · 25 days ago

Were there any wheatnesses?

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22 points · 25 days ago

Yes there were! They’re GRRRRREAT!

That's a double. What we have here is a banananana.

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15 points · 26 days ago

BATMAN!

6.0k points · 26 days ago

In the ecology world, we call this a banananananana.

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1.7k points · 26 days ago

BATMAN!

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628 points · 26 days ago

Listen here you little shit

81 points · 26 days ago

Hey! I'll have you know my shits are alarmingly large, thank you very much!

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One shit,

Two shit,

Hard shit,

Goo shit.

Brown shit,

Black shit,

Hole shit,

Crack shit.

This came out your chocolate star.

It prairie-dogged a bit too far!

Say! What a load of shit you are!

Yes, some are black. And some are brown.

Some are birthed in your nightgown.

Some are funny,

And some are runny.

And some are shit-flops

when you’re punny.

Kitten Mittens.

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9 points · 1 month ago

I’ve been smitten by the ‘Kitten Mittens’ you have written while I’m sittin in Britain knittin with Jason Witten.

70 points · 1 month ago

Where do belly buttons go to college?

The Naval Academy.

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26 points · 1 month ago

I hate this joke.

Oh my fucking god I’m literally blown away. Also, what happened

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-67 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

I was playing pickup 1 on 1 basketball with a friend and forgot to take my wedding ring off. He’s a total dingus.... anyways, I drive the lane to throw down on him and he takes the poster to the face and we collapse on each other. He notices something on my finger; my ring. Turns out he’s a real swinger and wants to do it right then and there, so I start finger poking his chocolate starfish with the ring on. An we refer to as Dunking on the Dingus.

53 points · 1 month ago

I’ve had a frustrating morning at work and just watched this and he calmed me down from 12,000 miles away (12,000km for you aussies)

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10 points · 1 month ago

Just out of curiousity... (I’m Australian) how many gallons would my 4 liter pack hold mate?

It’s domesticated rainfall

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3 points · 1 month ago

What would a lamp be, oh all knowing emperor of household objects?

1 point · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

It’s a box box.

What’s in the box box?

Could it be a box of rocks?
Could it be a box of locks?
It could be a box of clocks,
Or a box box filled with cocks.

12 points · 1 month ago

This is just my two cents; this would be funnier with them.

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