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sankethraju 6 points

What's a gopher doing out near the sea?

DrSeuzz 13 points

Rowin my boat

Fadobo 36 points

For a moment I forgot which subreddit I was in and got pretty scared for the guy. This would be right at home at /r/nonononoyes/

DrSeuzz 5 points

Link here

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IsThatRickyBobby 12 points

Close enough to Vikings purple, I’ll take it!

For anyone interested, these are the official PMS colors.

Purple - PMS 268 C Gold - PMS 123 C


Edit: accidentally linked to Twins colors

DrSeuzz 13 points

Ultra Violent = our defense

Catsandsushii 18 points

Very jealous, make sure you get extra loud for your reddit family!

DrSeuzz 8 points

I want to sneak cardboard in because slapping that is loud as heck.

Chubs1224 6 points

Maybe don't try sneaking things into the superbowl. Security is going to be very uptight.

DrSeuzz 4 points

Not exactly sneaking, just hoping to bring a square of cardboard.

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DrSeuzz 2 points

Geocaching. I know it’s a niche hobby, but I can’t believe more people aren’t interested in it. Basically it’s a worldwide scavenger hunt with over 3 million objects hidden around the entire globe. I’m addicted and have found 4,600 in two and a half years.... it’s taken me to five different countries as of next month, 20 states and I’ve met thousands of people because of it, yet it’s still an underground hobby.

at132pm 2 points

I keep meaning to get more into that. Any recommendations for getting started and not burning myself out trying too much too quick?

DrSeuzz 2 points

Idk maybe spend the money for a premium membership, and the Cachly app on iPhone or c:geo on android and find the most favorited caches in your area. Attend an event if you can... there should be some near you in the next two weeks! (Event weekend)

IEatYourBabiess 4 points

Bohemian Rhapsody

DrSeuzz 7 points

"Newbie Rhapsody"

Is this a real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught at a keyboard,
no escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
And to your surprise you'll see....
Im just a newbie, I need no sympathy
Because I'm reading up, so I know,
What will win, your upvote.

Any thread I click on,
Doesn't really matter to me......
to me.

Mama, I broke my arms,
Can you help if dad says yes?
Come to my room, relieve my stress?
Obama, your reigns forever done,
And Trump is here to throw it all away....

AMA, ooooooh (any thing you ask goes).
Didn't mean to make you cry
But sometimes posts in r/aww cause me sorrow.
Carry on carrion, is United's latest scandal...

Too late, my jar of cum
Sends shivers down my spine.
Hambeast will make me now hate swine
Blowfly, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta vomit 'cuz I drank the jungle juice...

Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows)
I r/watchpeopledie
I sometimes wish I'd never seen porn at all.

guitar riff, beat speeds up

I see a little Street-a-lamp, yeah it's LeMoose!
It's LeMoose! It's LeMoose!
And he's fricken good at tango!

Broken Arms are frightening,
Jolly Rancher biting,
(Gonorrhea) Gonorrhea,
(Gonorrhea) Gonorrhea in my mouth
(It's in his mouth!)

I'm just a poor newb, nobody told me
He's just a poor newb, from a poor family
Spare him his eyes from this monstrosity :

Box of Cum, Dorito, will you let me go?!
Bitch Jenny, no! We will not let you go.
(She's a ho!)
Bitch Jenny! We will not let you go.
(She's a ho!)
Bitch Jenny! We will not let you go.
(She's a ho!)
Will not let you go. (She's a ho!)
Never never let you go,
Never let her go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Obama we, Obama we, Obama we deserve to go...
The Museum of Filth has a level put aside for me, for me, for me!

rock out, headbanging

So you think that your downvote will cause me to cry,
(Yeah!) You think this repost has been shared too many times?
(Yeah!) Oh, baby, can't take my karma baby,
Call me a whore,
just don't put Descartes 'fore the whores! !

last guitar solo, everything slows down

u/kn0thing really matters,
Anyone can see,
u/kn0thing really matters,
u/kn0thing really matters, to me.

Mirenithil 7 points

Take a crack at Don't Stop Believin'?

DrSeuzz 13 points

Don’t Stop Your Eatin’

Such a short round girl
Looking like a mini world
She ate a ton of grains
and she just don't care
Such a pity boy
Eats so much it is no joy
He ate a ton of grains
and He just don't care

A Zinger, quickly, she consumed
The smell of fries soon fill the room
They'll be eating well into the night
Pounds go on and on and on and on

Straining, weighing,
She's become a tub o’ lard
Marshmallows fluffy and pure white
Peeps, rice, eat whole
6/10 would rate this portion
Dying, for something to bite

She says it's hard to get her fill
While munching on a pickle dill
Eating everything from rolls to rice
It’s “dinner time"
Breathing in, then she chews
Eat a bag of stale cashews
Oh her eating never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Straining, weighing
She's become a tub o’ lard
Marshmallows fluffy and pure white
Peeps, rice, eat whole
6/10 would rate this portion
Dying, for something to bite

Don’t stop eating. Hold the orange I’m peeling
Peeps, rice, eat whole
Don't stop eating. Hold on
Peeps, rice, eat whole
Don't stop eating. Hold your nose I’m breathing
Peeps, rice eat whole.

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