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dutatt -5 points

Go watch PewDiePie

DrSeuzz 4 points

Instructions unclear, I allegedly hate Jews now.

SoDakZak 454 points

I’m impressed if you’re 100 years old and this energized about a telegraph.

Fun fact: if you are 100 years old; you are literally older than sliced bread.

’sliced bread was first sold in 1928 and was marketed as, “the best thing since wrapped bread” which led to the popular phrase of today’ that you all know.

DrSeuzz 41 points

*Bread and butter, * *Brain in gutter. * *Did I stutter? * *Pass another. *

*Loaf around, * *You oafish clown, * *(A royale crown; * *Toasted brown). *

*Some slices of bread, * *A feast made for two? * *A nice bit of head, * *Is the yeast you could do. *

*Spread out her buns, * *Stick in the butt: her * *Done with these puns, * *Dick in ‘P’; nut her. *

That rapped bread phrase we should all know?

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stufmenatooba 172 points

Ah, the good old days.

DrSeuzz 15 points

I’m currently in Malaysia celebrating Chinese New Year with kids around and this photo might as well be here in 2018

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DrSeuzz 11 points

Who Let The Dogs Out? Who? Who? Who? Who?

DrSeuzz 47 points

Wizdumb & Loyal-T

Dropping the hottest mixtape of 2018!

Including the classics:

Who Let The Dogs Out?”

“Owl Always Love You”

“Owl You Need Is Love”

“Owl the Ball Things”

“Don’t Stop Retreivin’”

And their new original:

“Who’z Bitch.”

DrSeuzz commented on a post in r/aww
mooninuranus 848 points

I know right, surely one of them should be paying attention to the road.

DrSeuzz 104 points

I agree whole-heartedly, but don’t call me Shirley

DrSeuzz -18 points

Ah these are three beautiful Samoyed dogs. I worked for a breeder once who bred these beautiful dogs. They’re herding dogs from Siberia famously known as a smiling dog (like many in the spitz family). They originated in Northwest Russia in nineteen ninety-eight when the FDA approved Viagra for use as treatment for erectile dysfunction. The first pill of its kind to be approved in the United States.

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