Nope it’s a Tide ad.
Nope. Chuck Testa.
I proposed there a few weeks ago!
Beautifully done. I approve.
At first I didn’t get it, then it hit me.
Fuck it, here I am too. DrSeuzz reporting for banning.
It’s like the uncanny valley of vlogging 😂
I googled Shinseki!
I googled Cassie the Bunny Rabbi!
He looks so healthy. My heart is happy!
This is the best advertisement i think I've ever seen. Subbed
You’re the best person to comment something so nice. Upvoted.
I love that someone needed a reflector vest to check this problem out
Yooo I love this fucking body wash.
Ayyyy my (wo)man I have this shit toooo
I can hear this meme.
A cut above the rest
I had a taste of Reddit glory as u/DrSeuzz before the AskReddit mods banned me :(
Were there any wheatnesses?
Yes there were! They’re GRRRRREAT!
That's a double. What we have here is a banananana.
In the ecology world, we call this a banananananana.
Here you go!
Listen here you little shit
Hey! I'll have you know my shits are alarmingly large, thank you very much!
This came out your chocolate star.
It prairie-dogged a bit too far!
Say! What a load of shit you are!
Yes, some are black. And some are brown.
Some are birthed in your nightgown.
Some are funny,
And some are runny.
And some are shit-flops
when you’re punny.
I’ve been smitten by the ‘Kitten Mittens’ you have written while I’m sittin in Britain knittin with Jason Witten.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Naval Academy.
I hate this joke.
Oh my fucking god I’m literally blown away. Also, what happened
I was playing pickup 1 on 1 basketball with a friend and forgot to take my wedding ring off. He’s a total dingus.... anyways, I drive the lane to throw down on him and he takes the poster to the face and we collapse on each other. He notices something on my finger; my ring. Turns out he’s a real swinger and wants to do it right then and there, so I start finger poking his chocolate starfish with the ring on. An we refer to as Dunking on the Dingus.
Where Baja Blast meets Dr. Pepper
I’ve had a frustrating morning at work and just watched this and he calmed me down from 12,000 miles away (12,000km for you aussies)
Just out of curiousity... (I’m Australian) how many gallons would my 4 liter pack hold mate?
It’s domesticated rainfall
What would a lamp be, oh all knowing emperor of household objects?
It’s a box box.
What’s in the box box?
Could it be a box of rocks?
Could it be a box of locks?
It could be a box of clocks,
Or a box box filled with cocks.
This is just my two cents; this would be funnier with them.
Since December 2017