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DuckDragon commented on a post in r/TheseFuckingAccounts
Fortinbraz 3 points

This post is still on /r/aww 's front page by nasoc.

Edit: aww not funny

DuckDragon 3 points

Howdy, /r/funny mod here --

Just looked around and I couldn't find their post -- they may have deleted it. Good looking out though, these things drive us nuts!

Fortinbraz 3 points

Sorry, that should have been /r/aww for that particular post. Keep up the good work, I'll keep reporting them when I find 'em.

DuckDragon 3 points

Thanks a bunch, it really helps! =)

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/Awwducational
DuckDragon [M] 1 point

Howdy, mod here --

Could you please post an appropriate source for the fact in the comments section? Until then, we're not able to verify the post.

Thanks a bunch! =)

maiden-rose 2 points

I did find out the fact was indeed a hoax. I honestly was testing posting on this subreddit, but I did generally believe that was a real fact. I can delete the post if necessary.

DuckDragon 1 point

Gotcha, thanks for the info! No need to delete the post, we've taken care of it on our end. =)

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/funny
embryone 4 points

You're the third person that I see share this site. A saw another person share it like a week ago in a random subreddit. Is this site popular where you're from or something? Such a strange site because it has no menu or logo or anything. Just a blank page with random photos on it. It looks like it gets updated manually.

DuckDragon [M] 1 point

It's a spam website -- these guys churn through a ton of domains and edit links to them into their comments once they get a few upvotes. They run a lot of puppet accounts.

If you see anything suspicious like that, feel free to report it or send us a message -- we'll happily take out the trash. =)

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/funny
Draws-attention 17 points


Original content can be found here.

/u/LooksOpener is a spam account, which has stolen content and comments from the linked post.

The spam link above takes you to a fake image hosting site, showing the stolen image along with three ads.

It is only relevant to this post in that the image in the link matches a key word with other comments here.

Its only purpose is to make money from the ads.

Other accounts that reply to this comment could also be spam accounts, with the comments copied from the old post to make the conversation look natural. The other spam accounts will have a similar name structure and similar comment history.

Please downvote and report the account.

DuckDragon [M] 3 points

Thanks a bunch! =)

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/funny
Automatic_nun_gun 9 points

the fuck is abilitytime?

DuckDragon [M] 1 point

It's a spam website -- these guys own a bunch of garbage domains and edit links to them into their comments once they get a few upvotes.

If you see anything suspicious like that, feel free to report it or send us a message -- we'll happily take out the trash. =)

astroveria 7 points

Best effort loaf? (cinnamon roll, baguette, etc)

DuckDragon 2 points

Appreciate the suggestion! I've added it. =)

[deleted] 12 points

How about best Holiday Loaf? Could be any holiday; Christmas, Independence day, Halloween, Valentine's day, etc....

DuckDragon 2 points

Great idea, added. =)

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DuckDragon commented on a post in r/Awwducational
DuckDragon [M] [score hidden]

Hello, mod here!

If you're concerned about your pet's health, please contact your vet for advice. If they're unavailable, please call an emergency animal hospital as soon as possible to make sure you can get the information, advice, or help you need! They can judge whether it's safe to wait until your regular vet is available, or if your dog needs to be seen immediately. If poisoning may be involved, please call one of the following numbers:

  • 1-888-426-4435 (US)
  • 1-855-764-7661 (US)
  • 01202 509000 (UK)

As others have suggested, /r/askvet is a great place to go if something isn't time-sensitive -- they have plenty of resources in their sidebar and sticky posts too -- but it does not replace the need for a veterinarian.

I'm sending well-wishes to your pup!

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/funny
Concentration-Cramps 3 points

Ad spam site, don't click.

It looks like a normal image host however you can't post to it and opening just gives them free ad revenue.

Username is /u/FoggySlice.

Most of the replies to the link are usually other bots.

DuckDragon [M] 2 points

Thanks for the help! These things drive us nuts & user reports make a huge difference!

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/funny
VORTXS 9 points

ad spam site, don't open.

It's a new url for the spam ring most know about, I can't be arsed doing another long explanation so just downvote the comment and report u/smartiemachine.

k thx

not a bot, probably the 100th time I've typed this.

DuckDragon [M] 2 points

Thanks a ton for your help with this --we're super grateful for the reports!

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/vegetarian
DuckDragon 2 points

That looks fantastic! What did you use as a marinade?

PaleIsTheNewBlack 6 points

Thanks 😁 I didn't really follow this recipe at all, but I used just about the same ingredients for the seitan marinade: caraway, fennel, dill, onion, garlic, pepper, mustard, pickle juice, and beet juice.

DuckDragon 2 points

Oh cool, I'll give it a shot this week -- thanks! =D

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/AskReddit
acorngirl 1,674 points

Lol I thought this as well.

Believed oral sex was people having a direct conversation about sex, as in

"I would enjoy having sex with you. Would you like that?"

"Yes, that would be fine. If we decided to have sex together we could kiss on the lips and then you could put your penis in my vagina."

"Well, that sounds nice. We should try that sometime. Would it be ok if we kissed on the lips multiple times because kissing is pleasant and your lips look soft?"

I pictured people politely thanking each other for the conversation, shaking hands, and cheerfully parting ways after having the conversation. I assumed this was how adults decided whether or not they would have actual sex together at some point in the future.

I blame Monty Python, because I came to this odd conclusion after watching Holy Grail and seeing the scene where Sir Galahad gets rescued from peril. I don't think I'd ever heard of oral sex before that.

DuckDragon 3 points

Oh man, something about your comment reminded me of Bill Maher's rap translations, hysterical!

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/Catloaf
treitonedehummus 2 points

I think you meant to say adorable loaf.

DuckDragon [M] 1 point

Hello, moderator here!

It looks like your account has been filtered site-wide. I've manually approved your content here, but you may want to check in with the admins to see what's happening (you can get in touch with them by sending a message to /r/ or by emailing

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/CrazyIdeas
Kenpokid4 4 points

Admittedly I've never seen any of his standup. Oops!

DuckDragon 7 points

Oh man, I'm kind of jealous that you get to see it all for the first time! Personal favorite Robin Williams stand-up shows are Live at the Met and Live on Broadway, if you're interested!

Torgamous 2 points

I am interested, but I'm at work so I'll check this comment later.

DuckDragon 2 points

Cool, hope you enjoy!

DuckDragon commented on a post in r/interestingasfuck
alayne_ 3 points

Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: [...]

As a non-native English speaker who always tries to improve: fuck this shit, I'm out.

DuckDragon 1 point

It's just a convention (and an obscure one at that, most of us in this thread had no idea!), not a real grammatical rule -- don't worry about it at all.

Here are a couple articles on the adjective issue that don't agree with each other or with this post:

Seems like even native speakers don't agree. =)

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