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2 points · 20 days ago · edited 20 days ago

Her tits show through the shirt. When I commented every single comment in this thread was about that, which is my evidence that if your boss saw this on your work computer he would think you're looking at sexual content.

I don't know why this sub is against marking NSFW content, I was downvoted for asking for it, which is insane. That's twice in two days. /u/Kylde, /u/Duckdragon, etc. etc. do your jobs.

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially2 points · 20 days ago · edited 20 days ago

This post was actually removed 6 hours ago, so it's been dealt with. For the record, you're completely correct that something needed to be done about this post.

Please feel free to send a mod message if you notice things like this -- we remove what we can, but since submission volume can be really high, things are bound to be missed. Sometimes we have to rely on user reports to help fill that gap.

Edit: people aren't likely to come across the post anymore due to the removal, but I've added a NSFW tag just to be extra safe.

Okay, I tried reporting originally but didn't see a NSFW option. In the future I'll just message the mod team directly, thanks.

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially2 points · 20 days ago

Ahh yeah, unfortunately we're limited with the number of report reasons we can add. For anything urgent, modmail is your best bet!

And hey, thanks for looking out!

Moderator of r/Catloaf, speaking officially1 point · 1 month ago

Hey, sorry for getting to this so late, but it looks like there was an issue with your post -- it didn't link to your picture, so it didn't go through into the subreddit. Feel free to give it another shot though!

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1 point · 1 month ago

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially-1 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Howdy, mod here -- please avoid using URL shorteners if possible. To keep things safe, we don't allow redirects. If you edit your link, let us know -- we'll reapprove it.

Thanks!

3 points · 2 months ago

Second bot in this thread to steal the top comment of a previous post:

http://goedhartvoordieren.nl/?page=r/funny/comments/6iq01u/dad_being_dad/dj871jc/

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially2 points · 2 months ago

Dealt with, thanks for the heads-up!

Original Poster3 points · 3 months ago · edited 3 months ago

Howdy, /r/funny mod here --

Just looked around and I couldn't find their post -- they may have deleted it. Good looking out though, these things drive us nuts!

Original Poster3 points · 3 months ago

Sorry, that should have been /r/aww for that particular post. Keep up the good work, I'll keep reporting them when I find 'em.

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Thanks a bunch, it really helps! =)

Moderator of r/Awwducational, speaking officially1 point · 5 months ago

Howdy, mod here --

Could you please post an appropriate source for the fact in the comments section? Until then, we're not able to verify the post.

Thanks a bunch! =)

Original Poster2 points · 5 months ago

I did find out the fact was indeed a hoax. I honestly was testing posting on this subreddit, but I did generally believe that was a real fact. I can delete the post if necessary.

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Gotcha, thanks for the info! No need to delete the post, we've taken care of it on our end. =)

He looks so content! What a sweetheart. =)

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4 points · 5 months ago

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially1 point · 5 months ago

It's a spam website -- these guys churn through a ton of domains and edit links to them into their comments once they get a few upvotes. They run a lot of puppet accounts.

If you see anything suspicious like that, feel free to report it or send us a message -- we'll happily take out the trash. =)

SPAM LINK, DON'T CLICK.

Original content can be found here.

/u/LooksOpener is a spam account, which has stolen content and comments from the linked post.

The spam link above takes you to a fake image hosting site, showing the stolen image along with three ads.

It is only relevant to this post in that the image in the link matches a key word with other comments here.

Its only purpose is to make money from the ads.

Other accounts that reply to this comment could also be spam accounts, with the comments copied from the old post to make the conversation look natural. The other spam accounts will have a similar name structure and similar comment history.

Please downvote and report the account.

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially3 points · 5 months ago

Thanks a bunch! =)

Hey mods (u/Kylde , /u/Lord_Nuke, /u/DuckDragon )

How do we get shit posting spammer /u/vilook permabanned?

Thank you.

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially2 points · 5 months ago

Consider it done! =)

the fuck is abilitytime?

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially1 point · 5 months ago

It's a spam website -- these guys own a bunch of garbage domains and edit links to them into their comments once they get a few upvotes.

If you see anything suspicious like that, feel free to report it or send us a message -- we'll happily take out the trash. =)

Best effort loaf? (cinnamon roll, baguette, etc)

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Original Poster2 points · 6 months ago

Appreciate the suggestion! I've added it. =)

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11 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

How about best Holiday Loaf? Could be any holiday; Christmas, Independence day, Halloween, Valentine's day, etc....

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Original Poster2 points · 6 months ago

Great idea, added. =)

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially2 points · 6 months ago

We appreciate your pointing these out! Feel free to modmail and/or report these things, they drive us nuts and we clean them up as soon as we notice! =)

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2 points · 6 months ago

Wtf...?

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially1 point · 6 months ago

That'd be a spammer -- these guys love to edit in links to their crummy sites.

Feel free to report anyone posting suspicious links like that, we'll happily take out the trash. =)

Moderator of r/Awwducational, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 6 months ago · Stickied comment · edited 6 months ago

Hello, mod here!

If you're concerned about your pet's health, please contact your vet for advice. If they're unavailable, please call an emergency animal hospital as soon as possible to make sure you can get the information, advice, or help you need! They can judge whether it's safe to wait until your regular vet is available, or if your dog needs to be seen immediately. If poisoning may be involved, please call one of the following numbers:

  • 1-888-426-4435 (US)
  • 1-855-764-7661 (US)
  • 01202 509000 (UK)

As others have suggested, /r/askvet is a great place to go if something isn't time-sensitive -- they have plenty of resources in their sidebar and sticky posts too -- but it does not replace the need for a veterinarian.

I'm sending well-wishes to your pup!

Ad spam site, don't click.

It looks like a normal image host however you can't post to it and opening just gives them free ad revenue.

Username is /u/FoggySlice.

Most of the replies to the link are usually other bots.

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially2 points · 6 months ago

Thanks for the help! These things drive us nuts & user reports make a huge difference!

6 points · 8 months ago

ad spam site, don't open.

It's a new url for the somethingpix.com spam ring most know about, I can't be arsed doing another long explanation so just downvote the comment and report u/smartiemachine.

k thx

not a bot, probably the 100th time I've typed this.

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Moderator of r/funny, speaking officially2 points · 8 months ago

Thanks a ton for your help with this --we're super grateful for the reports!

That looks fantastic! What did you use as a marinade?

Original Poster7 points · 8 months ago

Thanks 😁 I didn't really follow this recipe at all, but I used just about the same ingredients for the seitan marinade: caraway, fennel, dill, onion, garlic, pepper, mustard, pickle juice, and beet juice. https://cadryskitchen.com/2014/08/06/reuben-sandwich-chicago-diner/

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Oh cool, I'll give it a shot this week -- thanks! =D

1.7k points · 9 months ago

Lol I thought this as well.

Believed oral sex was people having a direct conversation about sex, as in

"I would enjoy having sex with you. Would you like that?"

"Yes, that would be fine. If we decided to have sex together we could kiss on the lips and then you could put your penis in my vagina."

"Well, that sounds nice. We should try that sometime. Would it be ok if we kissed on the lips multiple times because kissing is pleasant and your lips look soft?"

I pictured people politely thanking each other for the conversation, shaking hands, and cheerfully parting ways after having the conversation. I assumed this was how adults decided whether or not they would have actual sex together at some point in the future.

I blame Monty Python, because I came to this odd conclusion after watching Holy Grail and seeing the scene where Sir Galahad gets rescued from peril. I don't think I'd ever heard of oral sex before that.

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Oh man, something about your comment reminded me of Bill Maher's rap translations, hysterical!

Stadium Arcadium by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Chutes Too Narrow by The Shins!

I think you meant to say adorable loaf.

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Moderator of r/Catloaf, speaking officially1 point · 10 months ago

Hello, moderator here!

It looks like your account has been filtered site-wide. I've manually approved your content here, but you may want to check in with the admins to see what's happening (you can get in touch with them by sending a message to /r/reddit.com or by emailing contact@reddit.com).

Moderator of r/modnews, speaking officiallyOriginal PosterScore hidden · 10 months ago · Stickied comment

Please reply to this stickied comment if you would like to be included in our next round of testing!

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I'll give it a shot, cheers!

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