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Badger how are you

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I am good my friend Sean how are you

I am good now that gary and badger are both here!

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Just know that I am always with you

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Okay, we know everyone’s upset about this, and we understand why. But we have very, very strong reason to believe that that account was a troll account belonging to a well-known /r/baseball user who has a pretty extensive history of this exact behavior. This, surprisingly, wouldn’t be the first time they specifically feigned being a foreign, innocently naive baseball fan, and we have evidence linking the accounts. We’re still looking into it and discussing it, and if we turn out to be wrong we will absolutely reinstate shookonept and apologize. But we would not be doing this if we didn’t believe that it was a troll account.

The master ruse, lying about being Japanese just for some sweet karma

Original Poster11 points · 1 month ago

1st account :please don’t be miss michelle

2nd :Teddy, you're being a dick. You're getting a lot of people riled up against us and it is genuinely making our lives difficult. Please, stop. You're not funny, you're just being an asshole.

he might misunderstand me from American trollers

Rip teddy

Original Poster6 points · 2 months ago

I'm good I cannot watch baseball here other than highlights

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Where are you now?

Original Poster6 points · 2 months ago

Hm. A developing country in the southern hemisphere

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Gary will make it a powerhouse country by 2020

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sean how are you

Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

happy I have a date with a girl to see Blockers this weekend and you????

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I am very happy for you Sean, I am good but have been better

Gary how are you

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2018 baseballcirclejerk fantasy baseball league

We are back this year for more fantasy action, pm me or mazz for an invite if you're interested, we have 6 spots available. Leagues a bit different this year so we want people who are semi active. It's a keeper league this year. Draft date TBD

3/15/18: LEAGUE IS FULL

Prepare to be rekt by mr mets everyone.

Also I automatically have the best team name.

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Original Poster3 points · 4 months ago

Do you want to play? Have one more spot available

Have a spot open still? I would be down

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Original Poster1 point · 4 months ago

Pm me

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not a meme.

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We ban him for that, you should too

When /r/baseballcirclejerk has a spotlight post some year, I don't want to share it with the rest of the world. I don't want your back slaps, your words of congratulation, and most of all, I don't want to hear you say "I was posting memes too, man," because you're not.

We don't need to hear about the Mariners, about The Yankees, and we don't want outsiders to constantly reference a certain fan who also shares our heartbreak. The rest of the baseball world is obsessed with Kelmon, but we aren't. We have a better heart, a better understanding of baseball, and a better understanding of memes. It's clear to us, the rest of you will just never understand.

We are obsessed with finally getting a spotlight post. It's been almost more than a lifetime for most of the circlejerkers to even get that far. We dream of watching the front page of /r/baseball with our father, or our brothers, while trying to hold ourselves together thinking about the departed family members like mr walters, ms michelle, and mr teddy who introduced us to this awesome experience.

With each passing year, the pain gets deeper and deeper, as our friends get shadowbanned and the original memers move on to a better place. This isn't a meme once you reach that point. It's a memory that's taken from us, that won't ever happen. And that hurts. A lot.

So if you won't stop making jokes about the /r/baseballcirclejerk now, or laughing about its futility, please understand that when we do finally get a spotlight post, I won't share the moment with you. I won't be angry or treat you like you've treated us. I'll just ignore you. It's not something you will ever properly experience, and I don't want you to know how it feels. Ever. It won't change the fact that I can't give mr teddy a high five and see the look in his eyes. But that will all be part of the emotion of that moment, my moment, our moment.

We are not kindred spirits with /r/nbacirclejerk, we didn't share in the torment with our cohorts on /r/nflcirclejerk, and most of all, we would never trade our experiences with the Yankees fans. As painful as it is, I love being a baseball shitposter.

I don't know if it will happen on my current account's lifetime, my next account's lifetime, or even my account after that's lifetime. I know it didn't happen in mr teddy's lifetime, and every October, that thought brings me to tears. I learned a lot about being a shitposter from him, and in those 30 minutes after seeing Aaron Judge hit his first home run, in the depths of despair, I learned something new about mr teddy. For that, thank you Aaron Judge, because the true character of a person announces itself in times of despair.

If you're not a /r/baseballcirclejerk poster, you don't understand, and I don't want you to. When it does happen, don't talk to me, don't mock me, and certainly don't try to cheer with me. Don't offer words of encouragement. Because, right now, everyone is laughing and joking about memories I may never share with people that mean the most to me. That hurts.

Until then, though, enjoy your jokes and your ridicule and your trite references that only Mariners fans find funny. The fire is brewing inside, and when it happens, I won't waste an ounce of energy on you.

Instead, I'll share thos memes with the people like Kelmon that mean the most to me.

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Rip Chicago runner

Fucking clowns just need to improve their reaction time. Keep your head on a swivel

Gary you are the best

Original Poster4 points · 5 months ago

I'm decent leaving us soon

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Which country are you going to now

I wish you well and I will always think about you

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Original Poster4 points · 6 months ago

Depressed I asked a girl out and she said no because I didn’t have any flowers for her and you?

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You should kill her

Original Poster3 points · 6 months ago

No I still like her

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What if shes a Yankees fan

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Gary how are you

Original Poster7 points · 6 months ago

im good u

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I'm ok it is supposed to snow here this weekend

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Smoking is bad gary

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It is

Gary how are you

Gary how was your Christmas

Original Poster1 point · 6 months ago

Decent hbu

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Good I got a very nice reds hoodie

Going to start shopping tomorrow

pls send prayers

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Original Poster6 points · 6 months ago

I will fly to Canada and help you

generous mr badger is very generous

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Original Poster3 points · 6 months ago

All I want for Christmas is you

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