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25 points · 4 days ago

And everyone thought Blake Griffin was going to star in it

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He'll be in it as one of the guys who's power is stolen a-la Ewing,LJ, Mugsy, Bradley

36 points · 4 days ago

Quad City DJ’s gonna be eating

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They need to let Kendrick Lamar curate the soundtrack. He did an amazing job on Black Panther.

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11 points · 4 days ago

Srsly, what did they expect from a host?

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It would have been funny if she thanked Anthony Hopkins for making her.

That's what we call a law bomb

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That's a low blow Loblaw!

18 points · 4 days ago

Sometimes I have to wonder what he and his wife talk about at night. I met her years ago and as Goldman Sachs Investment banker, she isn’t stupid so I wonder if they have an agreement where they don’t discuss the rampant stupidity her husband displays during election season? Does she forbid her daughters from watching TV so they don’t see the flagrant lies and deception their daddy spins (poorly I might add) on a daily basis?

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Trump talked shit about the man's wife and he still campaigns for him. He has no balls.

Original Poster6 points · 4 days ago

Probably raisins. Why do people do this???????

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He probably puts raisins in his potato salad.

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94 points · 4 days ago

Lol @ Pence clenching his lower lip trying to keep a straight face.

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He's been living his life as a straight man for a long time.

If the Knights can stop Motor and make Robison pass, it's going to get ugly quickly for the Owls.

I mean other than MGK all diddy has is French Montana lol

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Yeesh.

this. and he should have mentioned Natalie Portman too

Natalie Portman: “Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker

Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker”

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Must be the 1st one since Jeff Zucker is at CNN now.

I'm with Chris, I want that cauliflower mash recipe.

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Ever since seeing that highschool STD presentation, I just can't eat cauliflower.

Sometimes I am not brilliant. But I did find this:

https://twitter.com/TonyReali/status/765291648725245952

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Holy shit he is shredded. He is more in shape than either Manning brother.

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I wouldn't put anything past the Raiders. They seem to hate winning with a fervor.

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Are we talking Ireland levels on hating to win?

The only thing that would've made this better was if he ended with "You are nothing to me, you are a choir boy! A damn choir boy!"

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Reminds me of those prank calls with the Arnold soundboards in Ebaums World.

589 points · 10 days ago

GO TO CHURCH

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189 points · 10 days ago

If you a down muthafucka put in work

I miss Brockmire and Chris Simms

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I'm sure we'll have another countdown with Simms this year. And Brockmire is so perfect for this show. How his story with Musberger taking a dump in his bed didn't win the Suey is beyond me.

I just miss wake and take. Bring it back!

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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttssssssssss tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeee foooooooooorrrrrrr waaaaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeeee annnnnnnnddddd taaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeee.

THIS BREAKS SO MUCH POLANDBALL RULES ARGH.

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Well, us Jews don't have such a good history in Poland :(

Currently in Ohio, not going to miss hurricane season at all.

But, I do need croquetas, Publix red skin potato salad, and fish dip from the Irishmen in Boca. I do consider this an emergency, please send.

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The Irishmen is a great spot on Saturdays, Futbol in the AM and college football in the PM. Go Owls!

Back catalog

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I can only rewatch greatest show of all time (The Wire) so many times.

At least they put "with stugotz"

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which literally means "with this dick"

1.3k points · 11 days ago · edited 11 days ago

I have a soft spot in my heart for his early carefree rap days, and it sucks to see people go like "oh he sucked back then, but check out Faces". Of course Faces and Watching Movies are great and probably his best projects but it's also nice to see someone happy instead of rapping about how they're depressed from drug addiction.

I think his early stuff can stand on it's own to the point where even if he never progressed past it, it still stands out among that whole 2009-12 "frat rap" scene. But I'm glad he did move on musically and I can appreciate his entire career progression. So sad he's gone.

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"frat rap" makes me think of Asher Roth and "I Love College" that song was on every dorm room party playlist that was played at a respectable volume so as not to tip off the RA.

“While the Dolphins won their week one game versus the Titans and the Jets were embarrassed on the national stage I’d have to say I’ve got the Jets by 20”- ESPN probably

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I'd wager alot of people who work at ESPN are either Jets or Giants fans.

It doesn't get much more 90's than this.

35 points · 13 days ago

He doesn’t look a day over 25. Black don’t crack!

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Next you're going to tell me Chadwick Boseman is 40.

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Original Poster5 points · 13 days ago

That was straight out of WWE stuff.

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Should've played the Undertaker music as he came out of the tunnel.

Bet he called dibs on the butt portion too

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"I enjoy eating butt"

This confirms my suspicion that England is in a constant state of orgy.

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Cunnilingis is still illegal though.

Memphis has a weirdly large Reform Jew population. And also isn't the "Deep South".

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You'd be surprised at the number of racist Jews out there. I never understood how one minority could hate another. I tell my fellow Jews that the only difference between us and other minorities is that we blend in better with the white people.

What parts of the South, minus H-Town, aren't the Dirty?

As a side note, I think I know all the words to every song on When The Smoke Clears: Sixty 6 Sixty 1

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Nashville isn't really that dirty. Or Tampa.

19 points · 19 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLBWpO0MTuU

As a Floridian I find this guy not only fake and repulsive, but creepy as hell. I mean listen to him, fucking schill of a dude who is supposed to be a Navy Seal, they should have put a orange ring around his mouth for this commercial.

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This fucknut was a Seal? Jesus Christ.

I live in Nelson’s district and it’s odd, I can’t name one person who likes Rick Scott. Even the Republicans are starting to turn on him because they can’t enjoy their fishing as much as they used to with his destruction of the environment.

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Nelson doesn't have a district? He's a senator.

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