A wild luggage in its natural habitat by cyan1618 in funny

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Tower 1: "Um, president Trump, sir, we are going to have to delay the attack on Syria."

Trump: "why are we holding back this EUGE accomplishment?"

Tower 1: "Well Mr. President. We have some runnaway luggage."

Trump: "well you better go catch it before Syria gets the plans for it and starts making luggage with wheels like we do in the US."

Tower 1: "Um.... Sir..."

Laptop key broke while cleaning... Used electrical tape to fix it by fruguy94 in techsupportmacgyver

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Is informal English just formal English without the tux? If so, what would informal English be wearing? r/showerthoughts

Laptop key broke while cleaning... Used electrical tape to fix it by fruguy94 in techsupportmacgyver

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So, what exactly is the laptop key? I don't have one of those on my keyboard. Will have to look for a keyboard that has that function.

Just act cool. Just act cool by mcarbelestor in Unexpected

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Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

When the little clip breaks and your tired of the Ethernet cutting out by Fissnix in techsupportmacgyver

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The reason that I haven't replaced it is because it's a 100ft line and I have to run it under my house. I know you can replace the port but I don't have to tools to. In other words, I am very cheap, plus the computer that the Ethernet cord is running to is someone else's and they have a slow computer anyways and was complaining about their computer running slow.

Witnessed this worker being kidnapped and held against his will by Fissnix in Shitty_Car_Mods

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From what I could tell, it is some sort of wheel chair rack or bike rack.

Driving through an airport terminal. by gusti75 in IdiotsInCars

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When your late to class and a buddy knows a shortcut

But..it says right there.. by kuppoman7 in facepalm

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Looks like one sign was put up by the man of the house and the other by the female, you can guess which is which.

This is where I keep my America dishes by ActualNameIsLana in facepalm

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I might pay the 250obo's for it considering what the conversion rate is from US Dollars to OBO's. actually, how much does a average obo cost, might start taking lessons

My binoculars look like WALL-E's eyes. by El_SpankBank in mildlyinteresting

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They might be the same pair, put them into a time capsule or something for future fat you to build WALL-E with.

Wait a second.. by TheJasuh in funny

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I believe that this is what happens when they stop teaching spelling and cursive 20 years down the road. The teachers handwriting looks like the kids.

Preach by TanGundy in funny

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Wonder if the now hiring sign below requires a college degree? Apparently not because the oil is more importanter

Congrats Charlie! by kristiankenneth in funny

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You might say he will "feel the burn" on that win