Englishman, convicted for attempting to kill, eat young girl, notoriously known in the UK as the "Canterbury cannibal", now lives in US. by FowelBallz in NewsOfTheWeird

[–]FowelBallz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're correct, Bolinger is an American citizen, but that fact was not revealed in the news story. It was only after you posted your information that I did a bit of research which turned up the fact of his American citizenship. It might also explain why he's currently living in Nebraska. But, the question I have is, why if he was sentenced to something like ten years in a British prison in 2014 was he released early to grace these shores.

Measles alert issued for Chicago O'Hare air travelers by FowelBallz in news

[–]FowelBallz[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jennie McCarthy will probably be tweeting, "thank God, these people were unvaccinated -- they could have spread autism."

Why should we have heroes at all when Lincoln didn't really want to free the slaves and MLK pounded chicks two at a time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FowelBallz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heroes are celebrated for truly heroic acts and/or stances. They are not perfect and all of them have flaws. To say that any one minor flaw disqualifies them from being celebrated for their otherwise heroic acts is childish and foolish.

Why can't you be with the love of your life? by Divineperspiration in AskReddit

[–]FowelBallz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She died at the age of 17. I ended up finding someone else when I turned 27 and, 43 years later we're still married happily.

Ok reddit, what's your best 'You're about as useful as....' ? by bosstrasized in AskReddit

[–]FowelBallz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I first heard my variation on this, it was "tits on a boarhog."

trumps DC hotel drops to 2 stars as Yelp us flooded with"shithole" reviews by crazymilk5000 in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]FowelBallz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing I think should give anyone pause to consider posting a false negative review on Yelp -- https://www.yelp-support.com/article/Do-Yelpers-ever-get-sued-for-posting-negative-reviews?l=en_US -- the possibility that Trump might just sue false reviewers for damages. Yes, I'm aware that the linked article states that most of those sorts of lawsuits don't work, but haven't failed lawsuits and threatened lawsuits been a hallmark of Trump's MO when he feels like he's been attacked? So, they might not work in Trump's favor but, do you really need the aggravation of defending yourself against one of Donald J. Trump's lawsuits?

LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball go scoreless during pro debut in Lithuania by FowelBallz in sports

[–]FowelBallz[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No hating on kids; the hating is reserved for the creations of LaVar Bell's id.

Aziz Ansari accused of sexual misconduct by SqualorVictoria7 in news

[–]FowelBallz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Blue states we call them Trump voters. Everyone who expresses an opinion counter to your nonsense is part of some mythical conspiracy and anything that goes wrong is somebody else’s fault.

Falcons vs. Eagles 2018 live results: Philadelphia hangs on for win, moves on to NFC Championship by [deleted] in sports

[–]FowelBallz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes it was. Peterson managed to work Foles back into shape and the defense continued its superb performance.

They’ll probably be underdogs to either the Saints or the Vikings but, as they say, on any given Sunday. Go Eagles!