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Meh. Come at me nerds. Do your worst.

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If I used the restroom and neglected to wash my hands I would still shake your hand

Class is a social construct created to incite hate

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Social constructs are a social construct to incite social construction

159 points · 1 month ago

I recommend live claymores and mustard gas with trip wires for a more trench warfare rustic look

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21 points · 1 month ago

Maybe a row of empty beer or liquor bottles on the floor along the back wall.

All I need to is drink some water and I’ll finally have one of those!

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Like out of the toilet?

You don't drink water?

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I only drink 100% genuine Mountain Dew. Code Red for special occasions.

Would’st’ve been*

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11 points · 1 month ago

Would’st’ve'b'n

I see those 100 balloons that are easy to fill. I want to go have a water balloon fight at the park, but I don't want to leave all the waste all over the park so I rather not do it.

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37 points · 1 month ago

You can just dig a hole to put the balloons--

Oh, shit

No shit, that was why??

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16 points · 1 month ago

iJeb! brand Guacamole is great

What the fuck was with this last season?

Only season I watched less than half the episodes

20 points · 1 month ago

Dude, you got a 7er, that's equally niceq

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11 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

It's no M7 tho

Edit: sigh, hoped it was painfully obvious but I guess not. /s

That is a good idea but it would never work. She would have been better off just refusing. 6th grade girls are incapable of keeping a secret. The principal would have found out and punished the nurse for lying.

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The principal would have found out and punished the nurse for lying.

By submitting her to a strip search!

Another question: why cars 2?

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262 points · 1 month ago

A better question: Why not Cars 3?

Velociraptors are dromaeosaurs. They weren’t really modeled after a specific one, but there was discovered around the time of the movie a genus called Utahraptor that was actually fairly accurate to what the movie depicted.

Velociraptor was about the size of a medium sized dog.

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13 points · 1 month ago

Here's the thing...

Stephen Paddock used a 100-round drum in his AR. Are you whackjobs pretending 100-round drum magazines are necessary for self-defense?

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10 points · 1 month ago

What if 100 people tried to attack you???

Even the devil is in favor of abortion

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-3 points · 1 month ago

But he's also in favor of rape

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I just got Fallout 4 with Xbox Game Pass, and so far I haven’t enjoyed it at all. Which is weird, because I absolutely loved Fallout 3. Of course I have just played it for like 2 hours so far, but I loved 3 from the beginning.

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New Vegas is the pinnacle of 3D Fallout games. I even personally prefer it to any TES game.

I think we all know who Hitler reincarnated is...

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15 points · 1 month ago

Abradolf Lincler?

Well its just unusual not cruel AND unusual

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31 points · 1 month ago

Yeah and they can be cruel punishments as long as they're not unusual

20 points · 1 month ago

They never actually did any raping though. The angels blind the mob and destroy the city before anything else can happen.

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49 points · 1 month ago

God that must been so awkward

Lot: "No, no, guys, here, rape my daughters"

Angel #1: "Uhh, Lot, hold on there buddy..."

Lot: "No, really. We can't let them rape you. Here, take my daughters." pushes daughters towards rape-mob

Angel #2: "Seriously Lot we can take care of this" blinds mob, which then disperses

Lot to daughters: "Soo... uhhh.. ha ha, I knew they were going to do that."

Ha! Gotcha!!

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The correct answer would have been "Not much what's an up with you?*

It was a reference to The Office though..

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The person I responded to wrote an updog, which threw a wrench into the joke. You want the person to say "What's updog?", not "What's an updog?"

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