You know they say that all teams are created equal, but you look at Atletico Madrid and you look at Manchester United and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of being transferred. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at signing me. Then you add Real Madrid to the mix, your chances of a transfer drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Deadline Day, you got a 33 1/3 chance of signing, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of staying, because Real Madrid KNOWS they can't sign me and they’re not even gonna try!
So Manchester United, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of signing me on Deadline Day. But then you take my 75% chance of signing, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of staying at Atletico. See United, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you on Deadline Day.
Have drumstick and my brain stops tickin