Reminds me of this :
He used the last of your toilet paper too.
Where's that janitor Leoric?
Jolly good show.
They learn on the fly.
Marking my territory.
ITT: people humble bragging about uninteresting things
Farting when unsure about the outcome
I'm making this tonight for my wife to celebrate her first day of teaching this year. Thanks for the recipe
What's with these mid townhall goal posts?
After giving up another run, the coach approaches him to tell him he's going to be relieved.
Aww c'mon coach, let me stay - I've already struck out the next guy twice this inning!
Given that you can't come up with your own original content, we kinda lucked out with downvotes.
Missionary sex with my wife.
Well, that's one way to stretch a..
Seriously though... have you turned it to a top 40 station lately?
Everything is just shitty pop. There is no country music anymore either.
I'm his thunder buddy
I have nipples, Faulker. Can you milk me?