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This is the best map rotation I've seen yet.

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Being lonely is just cheating on your happiness.

They would be some amazing field art if a suitable portal area could be found

803 points · 3 hours ago

What does a the boob feel like?

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I'll have two of the boobs please.

Attack if the Clones.

49 points · 1 day ago

Hey man lighten up. Op isn't a man yet.

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Which is a great time to learn grammar

Make sure to submit it to the local game and fish for official weight and measurement. Looks like you may have a state record there.

Or maybe it's a photo of a praying mantis with a helicopter in the background.

2.9k points · 4 days ago

A quick Google says lemons are often coated in a wax to preserve them. Oil from the fry likely dissolved the wax.

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905 points · 4 days ago

So does that mean if I zest a lemon I'm eating wax?

I've had a very similar situation happen. Ate super spicy food, ended up depositing my innards into the toilet shortly after, and blacked out. Luckily I didn't end up fisting the toilet's no no hole like you did though.

Wait I washed some dishes once does that mean I'm gay??

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Only if you let the spatulas touch

Brows are just eye mustaches

I like how you managed to get 3 halves out of one pear.


You wake up every morning feeling like a glazed donut.

ITT: anyone posting a remotely plausible answer will get their post history thoroughly inspected.

9 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

It must be nice having someone to look up to.

Cake day
November 12, 2014

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Three-Year Club

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