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America in 50 years by MagicalScarf in tumblr

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Finally an excuse to get rid of New Mexico

What are you still salty about years later ? by Raluvinte in AskReddit

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Ok semi related and I am still so salty about it. I did the most sit ups in my class by a ton. I doubled the next highest amount. There were two people counting for each person, myself and the girl holding my feet to make sure I wasn't cheating. We agreed on the number and this bitch had the audacity to tell everyone I was lying. Fuck you Samantha.

What moment, big or small in your life, you will probably never forget? by Overrandomgamer in AskReddit

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Graduating college. I didn't think I could do it but somehow I managed. All the stress and last four years of sleep deprivation finally caught up to me

How financially secure are you? by -xystonulex in AskReddit

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I can pay rent and go to a movie but if my car broke down I'd be fucked

Who is that one stranger that you never forgot? by SooooFly in AskReddit

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I don't know if I'll ever see him again but hopefully he's on here scrolling far enough to see this. When I was a kid (maybe 4 or 5) I fell into a pool and he was the only one that saw. He ran down several flights of stairs and jumped over a wall in his suit and jumped in to get me. He saved my life. Thanks man, I owe you one.

What’s your “I never thought it would happen to me” story? by Cccb3088 in AskReddit

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I thought I would be too. I don't know what happened or why I wasn't.

What’s your “I never thought it would happen to me” story? by Cccb3088 in AskReddit

[–]IWishIWasMoreClever1 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Having kids before marriage. Shortly followed by a miscarriage. I didn't want kids but I was devastated that my first pregnancy ended like that.

How can I sign up for that last one? by missjardinera in tumblr

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I was late to a test when someone asked me to register to vote. The only excuse I had was “I don’t believe in the government”. Nice.

[Serious]People with divorced parents, what was it like before the divorce? by Xauris in AskReddit

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They stopped talking to each other and only talked to me and my siblings at dinner. They watched TV at night to avoid each other then spent the time after that yelling. There were always sly comments toward each other to my siblings and I. The divorce was a blessing.

What secret have you and your sibling managed to keep from your parents? by Ricksalot in AskReddit

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We had two cats that looked identical and my mom thought we had one cat. I don't know how we managed this for as long as we did

How were you once nothing for all eternity; but then became something? by LeonJames777 in AskReddit

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When a mom and a dad love each other very much they drop a penny in their mailbox and the stork brings a baby to their doorstep if they promise to make it eat vegetables

What's a small sign that someone is not a moral person? by DominionsFive in AskReddit

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If they are always late. It is a sign they are not concerned about inconveniencing others.

It's Finland's 100th birthday! What do you know about Finland and what do you want to know about it? by Kr4zyyy in AskReddit

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Is it like the Iceland/Greenland thing? I guess what I'm trying to ask is is it covered in fins?

What was the most intense experience of your life? by ted-schmosby in AskReddit

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I'd run it by them, this joke is classic and apparently effective.

What was the most intense experience of your life? by ted-schmosby in AskReddit

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If you are my brother (4 years younger) we thought it would be hilarious to do to you when you were little. Apparently it is. Whether you are him or not, I hope this is the reaction he had.