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JTastiK commented on a post in r/MemeEconomy
MemeInvestor_bot 369 points

Welcome to MemeInvestment!

I am a bot that will help you investing in memes and make a fortune out of it!

Here is a list of commands that summon me:

  1. !create - creates a bank account for you with a new balance of 1000 MemeCoins

  2. !invest AMOUNT - invests AMOUNT in the meme (post). After 6 hours after the investment, the meme growth will be evaluated and your investment can profit you or make you bankrupt. Minimum possible investment is 100 MemeCoins.

  3. !balance - returns your current balance, if you have and account.

  4. !broke - only if your balance is less than 100 MemeCoins and you do not have any active investments, declares bankruptcy on your account and sets your balance to 100 MemeCoins(Minimum possible investment).

  5. !help - returns this help message

I am a MemeInvestor. I help investing in memes. Improve me by contributing to source code!

Source code

JTastiK 1 point


JTastiK commented on a post in r/AskReddit
Kroney 2 points

Genuine question, I never realised that tourettes couldn't manifest without the random swearing. So what are the other symptoms/signs?

JTastiK 2 points

Tourette’s is all about tics, which are like involuntary somatic or vocal actions that you feel like you HAVE to do, same as if there were an unbearable itch. These tics can be things like blinking extra hard or rapidly, biting down on your jaw, vocalizing with a specific part of your throat, etc. For example, I will blink for an extra long time now and then, and I sometimes need to make a specific rumbling sound with just my vocal chords against the top of my mouth.

I also have TOCD, which is where these tics are used in specific ways to right perceived “imbalances” in a similar but different way than OCD. OCD compulsions usually come from some mental state of anxiety or fear that is only put to rest by satisfying the compulsion: for example, fear of germs leading to excessive hand-washing. TOCD people feel physical senses of imbalance, almost like a visual or physical weight that needs to be redistributed. So in my case, if a bright light shines in my right eye I must then shine it in my left eye to feel properly “balanced,” for lack of a better word.

Hope that clears some stuff up!

Kroney 1 point

Thanks for the concise response. If you don't mind me asking is the OCD commonly linked with tourettes or are you fairly unique in that regard?

JTastiK 2 points

I’m actually not sure, but I know that it runs in my family. Couldn’t say about the rest of the world though.

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JTastiK commented on a post in r/AskWomen
mrwnwttk 251 points

Come on, the whole three bullet thing is a red herring. Here's how you do it, you line them all up, you take one bullet shoot them all through the throat at the same time. Watch this, Phyllis, you're Hitler, come up here. Toby, you're Toby. Andy, you're Bin Laden. Line up. Throats together.

JTastiK 82 points

Andy, you’re Bin Laden.


JTastiK commented on a post in r/patientgamers
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JTastiK 84 points

While we’re repping Deus Ex games, I’ve gotta throw in the original. Not super pretty by today’s standards, but the core gameplay goes unchallenged.

morgrath 100 points

Definitely, way more brutal than killing them. The noble lady from the masquerade ball immediately jumps to mind.

JTastiK 12 points

Don’t you just send her into exile if you choose not to kill her?

JTastiK commented on a post in r/tifu
Xan19 541 points

F to pay respects

JTastiK 2 points


-CrestiaBell 211 points

I thought the title read "TIFU by making a decision that resulted in digivolving my penis" and wondering like how something like that was even possible

.. I'm probably dyslexic

JTastiK 5 points

Oh my god I’m dead

JTastiK commented on a post in r/starterpacks
VexRosenberg 181 points

"guitarist holds one chord arpegiates it into a chorus pedal and then switches chords"

JTastiK 31 points

Chorus is the shit tho

VexRosenberg 4 points

Chorus is cool but for me it's fuzz all the way

JTastiK 4 points

Why not both? I built a small pedal board with just my favorites, and you’d better believe it’s got ‘em both

JTastiK commented on a post in r/BeAmazed
thisisntarjay 24 points

This is Columbus, OH. Months at a time would be an exaggeration but it's definitely not a dry area. Sometimes we get rain that lasts a few days. That's the extreme though. Like everything else about Ohio, you could call the rainfall average. We definitely get rain but it's almost never a problem. Almost.

Source: I live an hour away

JTastiK 1 point

Can confirm.

Source: I live 0 hours away.

Pucuck 277 points

Columbus Ohio. Can confirm. It's been kinda rainy.

JTastiK 1 point

Wait, this is Columbus? Represent!

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