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Awe, rexes are my fave! Their toenails are way less scratchy too!

-1 points · 21 hours ago

Catholic pedos is proof there is no god.

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No omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent god. There could still be a god who's all for child rape.

423 points · 1 day ago

Occam’s razor states the simplest solution is usually correct. He’s a fucking wizard.

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I know you're not serious but this false definition is a pet peeve of mine because it completely breaks the razor. It's "the solution that requires the fewest assumptions is more likely".

61 points · 1 day ago

The classic, "they just pealed his head and ate it, and I could be next" face.

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25 points · 1 day ago

Oh my gaaaaaaaaaawd!

Duh. That's Davros!

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6 points · 1 day ago

Isn't he the head monk in the werewolf cult that causes the founding of Torchwood?

18 points · 1 day ago

Just realised this on watching that scene again, but Madam Hooch does absolutely nothing to stop him. Nothing to stop him flying around wildly on his broom, or casting a spell to stop him going splat on the floor.

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11 points · 1 day ago

You'd think the Quidditch coach would know Arresto Momentum.

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-2 points · 2 days ago

Not really.

Idk but I wish I had this problem ),: maybe try wearing silicone tunnels because they’re usually kinda bigger than the average mm for the size advertised

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3 points · 2 days ago

Sounds like she wants to tighten up at goal size so that her current jewelry stays rather than sizing up, which will ultimately make the ears even looser.

I'd say leave the plugs out for longer. Maybe a few days.

6 points · 4 days ago

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

When you deal death, you invite it upon yourself

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2 points · 4 days ago

"He who lives by the sword dies by the sword"

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"To Biggie Cheese, the world's biggest rat!"

"what was THAT?! What did you call me?!"

"Oh, he didn't mean it, Biggie Cheese; It was just a slip of the tongue--"

"I AM NOT A RAT!"

" 'Course you're not, you're a mouse!"

"Yeah, that's right. Right, a mouse!"

"Yeah, a-a BIG Mouse--"

"SILENCE!"

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10 points · 4 days ago

Ratigan! Oh Ratigan! 🎶

I thought murderers were just a little more mature than this. I could imagine them getting angry about the sentence or crying about it, but literally throwing a tantrum like a toddler? How can someone so infantile manage to kill another person on purpose? It must be much easier than I think. Which is scary.

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This looks a lot less like a tantrum and more like a full blown panic attack. I see a lot of people saying she's faking it. I personally highly doubt it. Doesn't mean she doesn't deserve what she got though.

yeah idg why people are downvoting, im just bein honest. i have a pretty high pain tolerance too so to me im not exaggerating lol

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I would guess because you said "Daiths hurt really bad" rather than "My daith hurt really bad". It sounds like you had a highly atypical experience, especially if it was worse than your nipples.

I don’t think it is, but an infection is a diagnosis made by a medical professional. I’d seek out one and have it looked at.

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0 points · 8 days ago

I'd recommend a piercer first. A doctor will tell you to remove the jewelry no matter what, which isn't always the safest option (you can end up with a sealed infection). Doctor's hate piercings. Some will even recommend removing perfectly healthy ones.

13 points · 9 days ago

I tore this hand to shreds to demonstrate the power of flex tape

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6 points · 8 days ago

That's a lotta damage!

Fun fact: if you have a “Blue Lives Matter” flag you are also violating the flag code.

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64 points · 8 days ago

Gung-ho Muricans are more likely than any other demographic to wear the flag. Also against code.

576 points · 9 days ago

Nazi doctors' experimental surgery. If you don't know the details, keep it that way.

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14 points · 9 days ago

And contrary to popular belief they discovered very little of note due to experiments that were useless, scientifically unsound or duplicative.

hi there! im an idiot who will tell you i have a near phobic fear of my seatbelt jamming and trapping me in a car in which i burn to death. i pray for a quick windshield death. "but why not keep a razor blade in your door to cut the belt"!!! you ponder....to which i say, during an accidenr the contents of a car go flying...there is no place in arms reach of a driver that you czn say for sure wont go flying into the backseat...and if i gotta die by glass or by fire i pick glass. i guess im just an idiot though

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Fair enough as long as you don't have passengers. Your body will become a missile inside the car and endanger others.

And you have to be willing to accept the chance of seriously increased injury/disability in the case of a minor-moderate crash (which is much more likely than a fatal crash).

Well okay sure, but my point was that fining people isn't going to make them do it. If we want them to change what they are doing, we need to teach them why they should do it.

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Most people seem to believe that punishment works as a deterrent for crimes. And apparently some people change what they are doing due to primary seat belt laws

56 points · 11 days ago

You got this dad!!!!

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11 points · 11 days ago

Way to go! Child me is glad to have made a difference for someone. Your son will benefit and his love and respect for you will undoubtedly be greater.

And let me tell you, when your dad doesn't get mad constantly his ire is waaaaay more effective when it is actually needed.

202 points · 11 days ago

My dad just pulled out a plant pot I decorated for him. "I love my dad because he dose [sic] not get mad easily and he loves me as much as I love him."

It's on his desk at work. I'm 27

I don't get the fear of bat's at all

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14 points · 11 days ago

Their body temp is just right to incubate rabies but not die from it so many of them carry it. They aren't at all aggressive or anything so that's really all it is. If you come into contact with a bat, get your shots. My coworker's friend got such a tiny bite on his thumb that he didn't even know it broke the skin. Ended up with a tingling hand several weeks later and was dead not long after. Once you have symptoms it's too late.

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