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I have been murdered at least 6 times since President Trump got elected

Just six times?

By now I would have thought it’d be at least ten.

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9 points · 1 hour ago · edited 1 hour ago

By now I would have thought it’d be at least ten.

I've honestly lost count; that's why I said at least 6 times. After being murdered multiple times, you stop counting. First time I was murdered was when Trump got elected, then I died on the beaches of Net Neutrality Repeal, I was murdered yet again by tax cuts, murdered again when some old rules were enforced on immigration controls, I totally and literally got murder-to-death during the Regulation Purge, and then there was that time I got murdered by the IRS telling me that next year they were going to let me keep more of my money (those devious bastards!)....... I mean, holy shit, I'm getting killed by being murdered so many times; I can't even

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They are afraid she is taping them too, lets be honest here.

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They are afraid she is taping them too, lets be honest here.

Exactly; when I heard she had 200-ish tapes of conversations covertly recorded I laughed. Even if that is true, and it probably is considering she got her recorded into the Situation Room of the WH, it was equivalent to her committing marketability-suicide for both future interviews and employment opportunities; she'll be homeless, shitting in the streets and shooting dope in Sanfranshitco within the year

I cant believe they couldn't even get Manafort on tax evasion, incompetent idiots

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I cant believe they couldn't even get Manafort on tax evasion, incompetent idiots

They spent too much time trying to convict him for the amount of money he acquired instead of how it was acquired.

Fucking idiots; "He has lots of money Your Honor! Look at his watches and suits! He spent a bunch of money! The banks didn't report any wrongdoing, but.....that's a lot of money!" Yeah, that shit might be enough in the 9th Circus as Rich = Bad to them and in itself is a crime to not be poor as fuck, but if they wanted to try Manafort for tax evasion maybe they should have started with that aspect of the charges....

Crazy-Eyes Cortes - "Conservatives are afraid to debate me because I am so smart!"

Sharpio - "I'll debate you; hell, I'll give you $10k"

Crazy-Eyes - "Nope"

Turning Point - "We would like to talk about your positions; debate and we'll shovel $100k in your direction"

Crazy-Eyes - "Nope"

Town Hall Press squad - "We just want everyone to hear your great ideas"

Crazy-Eyes - "Nope"

Conservitives in general - "WE WANT TO DEBATE YOU SO BAD, JUST ONE TIME, WTF????"

Crazy-Eyes - "Conservatives are still afraid to debate me, jeeze! They should be sooo embarrassed!"

E-25 because not only is it hilariously broken OP but I also know that somewhere, someone is absolutely pissed that I just permatracked them and whittled them down to nothing from 100m away

Kinky

Yeah, honestly not a deterrent. Maybe a good spanking is in order?

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.

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OK!

Ctrl-Left - "People shitting in the streets and shooting up Heroin is perfectly fine"

Also Ctrl-Left - "The real threat to Western Civilization is President Trump, his 2 guns and Diet Coke"

Seriously, can we get a better Hitler next time? I can't take anyone who drinks Coke seriously......savages

Original Poster50 points · 2 days ago

TWO GUNS?!?!

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TWO GUNS?!?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IMPEACH!!!!!!!!!

Original Poster2 points · 2 days ago

Can someone tell me, am I reading THIS correctly? That in 1989 the exchange rate for USD-VEB was 20:1 and then today after 20 years of socialism, it's 1:248,520.90.

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I looked it up on Bing and right now it's not nearly as bad as you paint it to be; This just shows that you don't understand the nuances of Socialist Policy......it's actually @ 1:248,409.00 See? Waaaaay better!

I’m surprised they know what an anecdote is

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I’m surprised they know what an anecdote is

It must have been said by the Porn Lawyer or those stupid gun control kids or Crazy-Eyes Cortez and is now their choice word for the week. Remember "feckless" from last week? Yeah, neither do they.

"feckless" was two weeks ago, last week's chanted catchphrase was "Gish gallop" after Ben Shapiro challenged Ocasio-Cortez to a debate.

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Ah, that's right; I thought two-weeks ago was "gerrymander" but I guess that was almost a month back......I'm not very good at "Buzzword Bingo"

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78 points · 2 days ago

Pretty sure the North Korean healthcare package is a firing squad.

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Pretty sure the North Korean healthcare package is a firing squad.

"Yeah, but everyone has access to it, see? North Korea is supper progressive in that regard and America is falling behind. I would explain the nuance to you if I thought you were smart enough to understand, but you seem to be too busy fucking your sister to take the time to educate yourself" - The Ctrl-Left

"The Ctrl-Left are super nice and just want good things for all Americans"

See that? I can lie and spout complete horseshit like it was fact too! Fun game.

214 points · 2 days ago

Who could possibly be against an open marketplace of ideas?

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Who could possibly be against an open marketplace of ideas?

Ctrl-Left - "Shut the fuck up and hold my beer"

I think President Trump may very well be the worst Literally Hitler in the history of Hitler's

"Mom, Dad? May I have a soda?"

"Well how would we know kiddo? I mean, we would have to act as actual parents in order to make that decision; We need to ask Father KKKalifornia what you can and cannot do!"

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I live and work in the Seattle area. I wear The Durango American flag work boots that were made in support of the victims of the Las Vegas shooting. I also wear a hat with an American flag patch, and American flag hard hat, everyday. You should see the looks I get from people. As much as it satisfies me to disgust liberals with only my mere presence it has only gotten worse. Dirty looks, yelled at from cars, spit on. I also conceal carry an FN .40 with me everyday. Nothing will stop me from flying the flag of this country or getting home to my beautiful wife. I have had friends just straight-up turn their backs because I support conservative values. I lost a lot of “friends” during the election. I count that as a blessing though.

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I have had friends just straight-up turn their backs because I support conservative values. I lost a lot of “friends” during the election.

Conservatives think the Ctrl-Left is wrong and are eager to debate the issues and possibly find middle ground where we can all advance.

The Ctrl-Left thinks we are an Evil that must be rounded up and put into re-education camps, or just exterminated and expunged from the face of the Earth

“This may not be politically correct," he said, "but I know the power of what faith and family can do. … Our kids need that structure. …

Hilarious hearing the Ctrl-Left suddenly declare that lack of "faith" has led up to immoral actions; WTF now we love Religion!

Yeah man. I couldn’t believe it either so looked it up. Completely true and there is absolutely no way for them to spin in.

I hope they really embrace this side of her with her movie coming out.

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Completely true and there is absolutely no way for them to spin it.

Ctrl-Left - "Hold my beer"

Oh good! Here I thought the Ctrl-Left would pull their heads out of their asses for a split second and run on something that wouldn't be a complete dumpster fire

With the toxicity of our political climate these days, how many Urban Republicans polled said "Democrat" instead of getting lynched for their political views, I wonder? Hell, I would just because it would make it funnier when I pull the (R) Lever

how many Urban Republicans polled said "Democrat" instead of getting lynched for their political views, I wonder?

There's no real evidence that this is a real phenomenon. It's somewhat similar to the Bradley Effect Myth, which has coincidentally been covered by 538 as well. Typically people aren't afraid to espouse mainstream conservative or liberal views to pollsters.

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Typically people aren't afraid to espouse mainstream conservative or liberal views to pollsters.

Tell that to all the pollsters that gave Hillary Clinton landslide-odds of winning the Election

-35 points · 3 days ago

D’Souza is basically Alex Jones. He’s a punchline. He’s a Charlie Kirk. A Hannity. No one with half a brain takes him seriously.

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He’s a punchline.

So are you, yet we put up with your word-vomit

It's cute when they pretend he wasn't specifically targeted for his political views. Did he do something wrong? Yes. Was it really felony-level wrong? Fuck no.

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Rosie O'Donnell did this 6 times..... but she used different names to try to skirt the rules proving that she knew she was doing something illegal, premeditated; her punishment? Not a god damned thing. D'Souza made a mistake, and it's just as illegal but without the premeditated intent....but he also made a movie critical about Obama so in the slammer you go pal. So yeah, political attack, not 'Justice' motivated.

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I often say that "I am spiritual but I am not religious,"

Being a Conservative doesn't mean that you must be a Christian or even religious at all; you do you and try not to be a shitty person.

The fact that they’re asking for the names makes me think they already know he’s not guilty.

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The fact that they’re asking for the names makes me think they already know he’s not guilty.

Exactly, so CNN wants to dox them and publish their names and addresses so these folks can be relentlessly harassed and/or physically harmed into delivering a guilty verdict..... and they also want everyone to know that the Press isn't the enemy; AGREE OR WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!

"The Judge has received threats to the point where he is escorted around by US Marshals..... so what could be the harm in naming everyone on the jury? Hmm......nope, can't think of a single reason, we should prosecute" - CNN

"We really need to adapt our society into a form of hershenbugeristlism"

"What exactly is, er, 'hershenbugeristlism'?"

"I have no idea, but we are screwed if we don't do it"

"Do what?"

"Hershenbugeristlism"

"....and you need to explain what that is so everyone can get behind the idea....so, what is 'hershenbugeristlism'?"

"Again, I have no idea, but I think we should at least try it before saying it isn't possible, don't you think?"

Politics, 2018. We are so fucked

I always love it when they try to make it something it's not. There's a difference between people who don't like Trump, even hate him, and people with TDS. People with TDS think Trump is literally going to cause the end of humanity as we know it but not before, of course, enslaving every minority group in the entire world while he cackles evilly to himself, patting himself on the back about just how evil he is.

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People with TDS think Trump is literally going to cause the end of humanity as we know it but not before, of course, enslaving every minority group in the entire world while he cackles evilly to himself, patting himself on the back about just how evil he is.

While simultaneously thinking he is the dumbest human on Earth

TIL that "pedophile(s)" is just a spooky label for something that I hate.

I have been disgusted with the Ctrl-Left for ages, but holy shit..... are they really pushing pedophilia as "just a 'spooky' label instead of it being a fucking horrific act of sexually charged child abuse? Holy fuck

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