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The people of Afghanistan are quite beautiful with a rich history. Truly a black mark on USA, this whole war on “terrorism.”

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Why the scare quotes? You don't think the taliban are terrorists?

The quotes are in reference to the never ending nature of it. It’s not the war on the taliban it’s labeled the war on terror, basically all the skirmishes since 9/11 in the Middle East.

Of course the taliban are terrorists, but not enough of a threat to us to justify invading countries over.

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Eh, I guess that's subjective. There's a lot of girls going to school now who would disagree.

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Rupert Murdoch, the Koch Brothers and numerous others are determined that no court in Brussels is entitled to international jurisdiction over their activities. They wish to destroy NATO to make sure they never have to deal with such a court.

Trillions of dollars and nearly a century to build the alliance for the good of their country? Tough for you if you think that's good. These are libertarians who want no loyalty to any country.

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I think you're talking about the EU. NATO is a military alliance

2.6k points · 1 month ago

Jon needs to come back. He is the best by far.

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Yeah, he can play an out of context clip while making a goofy face at the camera. Comedy gold.

Bill Maher’s too much of a smug prick for my tastes, but yeah it’s hard to beat Colbert or Jon Stewart.

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You think Maher is more smug than John Stewart?

Even mosquitoes?

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depends on if they have west nile virus

Even without any diseases mosquitoes actively bother you (here in the US at least) where as spiders just hang out and do their thing. The fact that spiders cull the bugs that actively get up in my business earns them a whole lot of respect from me.

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I'll take itching over death any day

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8 points · 1 month ago

they would become public property

Nope. Wrong.

Crown assets are privately owned. It's a trust. Essentially a company of which the Queen is the owner.

If we removed the Royal Family they would keep their lands and properties.

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Not if you take it from them

0 points · 1 month ago

The UK does not have Civil Forfeiture, that would be theft.

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How do you think the royals got their wealth?

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this makes me want to die by seppuku

“....sir put hands behind your back. Have you been drinking today?”

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Just an orange juice

Botw has been out for SOOO long and it STILL has more new things to do and see and discover! It’s so sick, and this was crazy lolol

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It's been like a year and a half lol

And actually pretty funny once you realize that.

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depends on how autistic you are i suppose

Somehow I doubt this is a win.

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Banning video games is never a win

117 points · 1 month ago

How do you know when a vultures parched ?

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They say "dam I'm fooking thirsty mate"

The jury actually isn't sequestered, which seems strange to me, but I'm not that familiar with when and why precisely juries are sequestered.

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On big brother. But not the celebrity season

If it's such a clear-cut case, I wonder why the jury is taking so long to reach a verdict.

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This isn't long at all lol. Do you have any idea how much evidence they have to parse?

haha! my son loves fornite! He uses my credit card to get the v bucks!!!!!

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vagina bucks?

Considering that the United States exists only because of a violent revolution lasting multiple years it's not completely in poor taste.

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And what happened the last time we rose up in violent revolution?

We got a pretty sweet country out of the deal.

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It only lasted 4 years and wasn't officially recognized by anyone, but sure, whatever.

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-1 points · 1 month ago

Aren't you contradicting yourself? You have an issue with the semen joke in this cartoon right? The removal of that naughty joke would in fact make this cartoon more appropriate for children.

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I don't have an issue with anything. You seem like the only one with issues.

I took your main reason for having this conversation to be that you don't like the cartoon semen joke, and you would prefer cartoons to not have such innuendo-laden jokes. (As is the case with Disney cartoons of today) My argument is that some people like naughty absurd sex jokes and should have access to uncensored art where any sort of joke can be made without worrying about kids seeing it. (It is common to find this kind of adult humor in 100+ year old old cartoon drawings and artwork.)

If I am misunderstanding what your basic point is, go ahead and clarify it.

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Maybe you should try reading before responding

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Then no one can rent property. That's a horrendous "solution".

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Poor landlords ;(

Okay, but what are lower income people supposed to do? If someone isn't in a position financially to commit to a mortgage, where are they supposed to live? Unless OP is saying that as long as someone is living in the property, either renting or with ownership, but that's not how it was worded.

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Most renters live in apartments, not houses

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I'm sure it's a common joke in the industry. You should hear what we say about our customers at work.

“BUT MOM!”

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Mr. Kitty's being a dildo!

I love how neither the far left or far right has figured out that Denmark isn't a socialist country.

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