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Moderator of r/MemeEconomy, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 12 days ago · Stickied comment

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I’ve been waking up at like 10 when all my friends wake up at 1 and I still don’t know what to do

31 points · 18 days ago

I still do it. Hoenn was my favorite. Got Blaziken with an exp share Gardevoir and that's all I ever needed.

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I did that, except I liked getting an absol with shadow ball with the psychic gym

22 points · 22 days ago

I want to kill the people responsible for single-ply toilet paper

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Currently wiping with dorm bathroom single ply. Want to kill myself

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What tv show is it?

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12 points · 27 days ago

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia

18 points · 1 month ago

music major here. my music history classes only meet at 8am. it's fucking ridiculous, but we'll all get through it. or take it over the summer, at a normal time, when people are awake enough to care.

seriously, what is the point of making classes that early when a hefty majority will not show up, either physically or mentally? makes no godforsaken sense to me. rant over.

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Music theory classes are almost always 8 ams, I have class 8-11 twice a week because I like making noises that sound good

16 points · 1 month ago

They’ve been playing Feel Free by RL Grime in their Instagram ads 🤔 wouldn’t say no to seeing him

Saying something is good doesn't kill a joke! If you saw a YouTube comment on a video you found funny saying "This is golden" would that seriously kill it for you?

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15 points · 1 month ago

You must be new here

22 points · 1 month ago

Also it's y'all, silly vegan.

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Yau ll

Happens with my drop too :/ not sure how to fix it I tried cleaning it out

I bought a flat iron for my hair once and it came with a warning label on it, saying to not use on your eyelashes. You just know thats there because someone at some point has tried to use a damn iron on their eyelashes. People are fucking stupid.

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When I took the ACT they told us we weren’t allowed to smoke while taking the test, so you know some idiot pulled out a cigarette midway through the test one time

More like this: "Local person commits not living by offing himself"

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Livingn’t

35 points · 1 month ago

It sounds as if you're suggesting we should be alright with more dead astronauts.

Astronauts, you might not be aware, are sort of jack-of-all-trades, but excellent at it. They're engineers, doctors, pilots, etc. They're computer scientists and researchers too. They are the best and brightest we have. Quite literally.

That's why we don't waste their lives like we do the grunt who signed up for the Marines because he didn't want to go to school for his Camaro. We cannot just 'train more astronauts' like we can Marines.

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Ace of all trades

213 points · 1 month ago

hibernation is dope af tbh, imagine if you could just skip winter depression with a long nap

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Bears use buttplugs when they hibernate

Well I would always recommend seeing both, why not have a good time?

If you are only seeing one however, Seven Lions is the move. He is far and away a better performer than San Holo and will blow you away. I'm a big fan of both but SH falls a little flat live sometimes. Go change your life at Seven Lions :)

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Gonna be honest San Holo was pretty bad at snowglobe imo. Only time I’ve seen him. Love his music but it just wasn’t that fun for me at least

I just saw him at EDC and was super underwhelmed. I'm giving him one more shot in DC at echostage but mostly going because Said The Sky is on the show. Hope he's better this time around.

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Said the sky 🙌

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Big room never dies

Will be on a flight :(

13 points · 1 month ago

Actually so fucking sick normally I hate when people like modify their stuff but this looks amazing

The only fake part was tasting infinity. Trying to keep up with sober people can be like that though. My first trip told someone "You, uh, uhhhh, ever realize that the ceiling is just another wall?"

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My first and only trip so far it took me 5 minutes to explain to someone that having something between you and an object makes seeing the object different

I once did a 1 gram edible.

I don’t know what you’d call it other than a hallucination

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Could call it a 1 gram edible

Moderator of r/MemeEconomy, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 month ago · Stickied comment

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tfw your dick is 5"x8" and not the other way around

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The 12 ounce can dick

I'd go with china

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