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You forgot to shove a pair of socks in your pants

In this photo, you bear an uncanny resemblance to Vladimir Lenin.

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Original Poster1 point · 5 months ago

Yes! Wow

Today it would be a mid-management Hipster from silicon valley during his organic-wildlife-vacation with his best friend who is a woman but not what you think.

efficiency = laziness


Hi, since today my feed/timeline only shows old post with no order: 3 hrs old, 5 days old, 22 min old, 1 hrs old....... Any advise???

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What happened to the kitty's ear?

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Original Poster1 point · 6 months ago

He’s outside every night. Sometimes it’s from a fight sometimes from scratching ticks.

That's not a garden, it's a driveway.

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Original Poster1 point · 6 months ago english, sorry

Original poster, the person who made the submission on Reddit.

It can also refer to the top level comment. In this specific string of comments /u/ThePare is an OP as well.

Btw, you use a lot of emoji's. People generally don't like them because it turns Reddit into Facebook. Just a tip, not a demand.

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Original Poster1 point · 6 months ago

Ok, thanx for the tips!

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Same in Germany ❤️

38 points · 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's just a mouse puppet the cat is controlling.

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Original Poster1 point · 6 months ago

The force is strong with this one 😂👍

The look on it's face is hilarious! Does your cat get in a lot of fights? That's a gnarly scratch behind his ear.

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Original Poster-1 points · 6 months ago

Sometimes it is from scratching ticks off. We have many ticks in the garden!

Is it real?

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Original Poster6 points · 6 months ago

Yes! No fake! I took it 5-6 years ago in front of our house with a SLR.

Amazing. The timing with the mouse to be specific. It is almost like he is holding his arms up like "don't shoot". Nice picture ;)

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Original Poster1 point · 6 months ago

Thanx! A „one in a million“ 😂

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Your mom always rubbed you with bacon that at least the dogs played with you.

Oh how I love Amsterdam ❤️❤️❤️

I have. Wasn‘t worth the effort but while I was reading about it I came to “lofi hip hop”. I don’t like hip hop but the slight swooshing sound like from a record player acts like a white noise which which calms down and gives focus. It is the first music I can listen to at work and it is part of my productivity. +you don’t need headphones and low volume is enough. The beats give me focus. I’m already taping the beat automatically and it gives me a good work-rhythm. The easy sounds around the beats bring you into a soft sound-bubble.

Hair says "I'm still a cool dad that's hip and with it, and I might actually own a surfboard."

Eyes say "I have a 15 year old daughter that's probably fucking my pool boy, but hasn't said a word to me in 2.5 years. And I have a wife, that's definitely fucking the pool boy, and that's why I'm no longer allowed to live in the house that I'm paying for. Fucking shared property state."

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Cmon! Sunshine is only 200 pounds away! That’s not even a donkey!

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