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This is actually fucked up when I really think about it. All the things that kids didn't care about were at the bottom and all the things that kids did want were damn near unreachable.
If you sell $30 worth of shit from the catalogue then you get a fucking fountain pen. You want a Gameboy/PS2/Gamecube? You have to sell $500 worth of shit
My school had a go-kart they showed off as the highest tier reward. They even made us all go outside and watch one of the teachers ride around in it. Fucking $5000 to get it. They loved to dangle bait out for us kids knowing full well no one would ever even come close to that amount.
20 points in 10 minutes is a pretty strong prospectus. I'm gonna take the plunge.
60 points in 20 minutes now. Potential profits are growing exponentially, invest now or miss out!
Most of the posts on that subreddit are probably just people who are really high, and not actually in the shower.
The dude is full of shit, but to be fair, black widows are pretty aggressive as far as spiders are concerned. They will not hesitate to bite you. I’ve seen them go batshit crazy when disturbed. But as you mentioned, they don’t generally wander. They stay hidden, in their webs, in the darkest corners of quiet places.
It's actually pretty hard to get bitten by a black widow. Most bites happen when someone accidentally crushes one and the spider is forced to bite. They're not going to waste their venom on non food prey unless it's a defensive bite.
Check out Coyote Petterson's video about black widows, he talks about this better than I ever could.
I'm pretty sure that kid has autism and is moments away from being attacked by his cat (badly).
Sure is. Here's the gif.
And the aftermath
Imagine being high as fuck on this train when the paranoia starts setting in so you turn around to see Satan staring into your soul.
Then you mention it to someone sitting next to you and they have no idea what you're talking about.
Uh oh, guys. I guess we better cut it out.
1 report: " I cannot describe to you how much ive abhorred seeing all these posts on r all"
That's it, shut down the sub, burn MrYeasty, delete your accounts, we're done here!
He isnt fucking serious
Like kids posting about shooting up their schools aren't serious? You never know, any threats like these should be taken seriously.
But seriously what are the options?
Therapy and prescribed medications mostly. Self medicating with recreational drugs only makes things worse most of the time, speaking from experience. The only recreational drug that helped me personally was LSD, and it told me to stop taking drugs including the LSD. Working alright so far.
I'm not your friend, buddy
I'm not your buddy, pal
Out of those? The Epicure No. 1 - a classic. Light, approachable, complex.
It was nice. Thanks for the suggestion.
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The earth is round.
The Earth is egg shaped, and one day it will hatch and God will come flowing out to give us all cool party hats.
They kicked him in the head. That's a surprisingly good way to kill someone. Keep an eye on him, dude might die.
This is what I was thinking. I really hope he went to the hospital, concussions are no joke.
Visual representation of buying Bitcoin in the early 2010s.
Play in reverse for post 2015
Minnesota this April?
I remember this being posted before. I forget which state this video is from but it was the storm that hit the northeast in early 2017. I ended up stuck in the parking lot at work because they made us come in under threat of write ups, only to be let out at noon because it was worse than they thought.
No, a different comment.
What about this one?
Im going to do this next time i visit my aunt
I will also do this the next time I visit your aunt.
Stop indulging your intrusive thoughts with self-immolating memes and go to therapy you degenerates.
Honest question, I fully plan on seeking therapy, but I'm worried about not being able to put in the effort required on my side. Am I overthinking it? Is this even a concern worth giving attention to? My only other therapy attempt didn't go too well and ended quite abruptly.
Only difference is I’ve never blacked out on pumpkin spice lattes
Then you've never truly been on a pumpkin spiced latte bender. I cringe looking back on what I did after binging all night on pumpkin lattes. Those poor orphans.
Not sure if serious or sarcasm haha