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Bro you left Mormonism just to jump onto the alt right cult? Cmon now.

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Bro do you pathetically profile stalk every random comment you read on reddit

Oh it so hard to click a name and see a string of exmormon posts. So stalkerish.

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No it's really easy. Doesn't make it any less weird to randomly read up on everyone you see. And I mean if you're gonna be weird at least be quiet about it

2.2k points · 2 days agoGilded1 · edited 2 days ago

I imagine it on Family Guy haha

“Hey Peter how was the high school reunion?”

“It was terrible. Everyone there was either desperate or ready to show off. Like a bachelor party in Nebraska.”

Cuts to animated version of this gif

Edit: My first gold after 4 years on reddit. Thanks Seth MacFarlane and generous anon.

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They call women “roasties” because they think sex stretches out those side flaps. They don’t know anything.

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4 points · 5 days ago

Haha I just read this article about this subject and ran across this gem.

Pretty sure that's still gay

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44 points · 8 days ago

I mean we literally stroke a dick until it comes. It's actually pretty gay

Great point I forgot to mention. They took a raw material and turned it into something completely different. The man who had his tissue removed would never be able to turn it into the end result that the doctor’s made

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Yeaaa but they're turning a profit off of something they've harvested from your body. You should get paid a little for that, but they're greedy. Just like when they cut a babys foreskin off, charge you for the procedure, then turn around and sell it for tons of money to the make up industry. Its bullshit greed

163 points · 10 days ago

Make me think of when Justin Bieber couldn't have his name because Facebook blocked it. Not the popstar, but the middle aged man named Justin Bieber.

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-2 points · 9 days ago

Yea that turned out to be a girl trolling everyone

2 points · 9 days ago

No... It was a guy. He was named Justin Bieber but got blocked like three times. When he included his middle name he was good to go.

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You mean this guy? i subscribed to this page after it went viral, and at some point the person who ran the page came out and said they were a girl who was just fucking with eveyone. She had enough followers to sell the page so she just came clean then sold it.

I can't find anything to verify this, but i saw the posts as this was happening, and i know I'm not the only person to have ever seen it

Original Poster2 points · 9 days ago

I yell ya hwhat them 2 are some fine actors

Anyone know who's on stage? Minneapolis = hip hop mecca

This one I will never understand. I just bought a new car and go out of my way to park at the back of lots where no other cars are to avoid door dings. Every time I walk back out to my car, some asshole has parked their shitty ass car right next to mine, despite being a hundred other spots open away from me. I don’t get it.

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-16 points · 12 days ago

They're trolling you. I find it hilarious to do this

You're juvenile.

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-1 points · 11 days ago

I know you are but what am I

-117 points · 12 days ago · edited 12 days ago

People that look through comment histories are definitely fucking losers though. There's no justification for sitting at your computer reading months of someone's comment history because they hurt your feelings just so you can try and zing them, that pretty much makes you a loser.

Justify it any way you want, wasting your free time doing weird stalker research on Redditors does not make you cool, regardless of what led you to do it.

EDIT: Lmao, I hurt some feelings with that comment, huh? If it sounds like I'm describing you, then make changes in your life to make it more interesting. Stop spending time in /r/IAmVeryBadass and /r/CringeAnarchy and /r/Drama because you have poor self-esteem and need to look down on random internet strangers to feel better about yourself, and actually do something interesting with your life that doesn't involve being way too invested in Reddit. You can get angry that I made you reflect on your shitty life now, but you'll be happy you at least tried to make changes for yourself later.

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-1 points · 12 days ago

100% truth. But any time you mention that profile stalking is pathetic prepare for an onslaught of downvotes

4 points · 13 days ago

This article hypothesizes that since often 1 male seal has a harem of 5 to 7 females, there are many other males left without mates and drives them to rape these poor penguins.

It's the incels of the animal world....

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)

The inseals

2 points · 14 days ago

My biggest issue is I tend to be pretty aggravated and get angry with people at work way easier, and that lasts like 3 days probably.

Certainly not months, that's probably talking about post acute withdrawals, not acute physical withdrawals

Original Poster1 point · 15 days ago

I wasn’t completely sure as it was my first time using the app. Thanks i will do that next time

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2 points · 15 days ago

I just go to the site, request desk top site, and boom the upload button is right at the top. Super easy way to circumvent that retarded app

187 points · 15 days ago

I used to have this pretty dumb friend. One time he was smoking a cigarette and eating a piece of pizza at the same time while mindlessly watching tv. Next thing you know he reaches over to the ash tray and rubs the pizza in it as if he was snuffing out the cigarette.

He realized what he was doing, stopped and looked around to see if any one saw. We all saw. And made fun of him for it for ages

2 points · 16 days ago

I actually have this song on my phone. No i'm not coming out. Yet.

8 points · 17 days ago

Ah man i didn't hear LVE got hurt

14 points · 17 days ago

It was a sprained ankle. No biggie.

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10 points · 17 days ago


184 points · 17 days ago

Who the hell leaves their car unlocked?

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33 points · 17 days ago · edited 17 days ago

Some people use the logic that if someone wants in, they'll get in, and they'll be saving themselves a broken window by leaving it unlocked

3 points · 17 days ago

Oh my how the mighty have fallen

Original Poster22 points · 18 days ago

I couldn’t think of anything else

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20 points · 18 days ago

Sin best

Go to school 7 years, crippling loan debt, no firm wants a fresh out of school attorney, apply at PD, 70k a year and a massive workload, friend who didn’t go to college works in insurance sales making the same salary as me

“things are going good haha”

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70 k a year for "massive" workload. How many hours a week are we talking here?

Veneder. I used to build these, store OKs the display but the vendor comes up with and builds it.

Also all of that coke zero is going to go out of date if that display is up there for any amount of time.

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5 points · 23 days ago

Coke zero goes bad quickly?

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