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I need a banana. Otherwise, I'm not sure if you're lying.

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Original Poster2 points · 8 hours ago

Sorry man. I took a soft tailor measure tape to it.

Nothing like a twenty year old joke! Keep it up Reddit!

Yea but they’d made a video about the joke so now it’s original obviously give op more gold

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I think the video is even a decade old, at least.

Just egg his house 🅱️ (maybe break a window of his car) I wanted to do that when I got robbed of 40€ when I was 13, but I couldn't bring myself to waste eggs like that so I still haven't gotten revenge and it still bothers me after years of it happening. Who knows maybe one day Ill bash his window in

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Found the fifteen year old.

Give him a Coulmbian Neck Tie

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I know this all too well. My favorite video was removed without explaination.

Nah. The worst Tarantino movie for me is Jackie Brown.

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That's one of my favs. Keaton, Jackson, Grier, DeNiro, Fonda, and fucking Forster man. Great story, great cast.

ITT: latent hatred for pot users

For real, the part people are missing out on is amount being used. Like you can use daily and still take a month to run through an eight or you can run through that in a couple days...big difference !

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I smoke daily, and it takes me a month to go through a half ounce.

No, but firefighters and cops are like 🤞🏿

That, and I’ve been forced to associate with people who were pot heads, and they weren’t the best people in the world, so that’s what I initially associate marijuana smokers with. It’s not fair to everyone that smokes, and I understand that, but that’s why.

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That's funny. Just about all the firefighters in my town smoke.

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Why would a soldier wounded in the Iraq 'conflict' be at a public hospital in SoCal after being discharged? Wouldn't he go to a local base hospital until he was well enough to return home?

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So scrubs is in SoCal?

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Original Poster2 points · 1 day ago

Some fictional place called Los Diego or something like that.

-2 points · 1 day ago

Wait, what? I specifically remember some references in the show that would be Chicago. I remember a reference to central time zone in one of the episodes.

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Original Poster2 points · 1 day ago

Definitely in California.

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My Trump supporting, right wing MIL just asked me if the NFL "did away with the national anthem."

Is there anything you can do for her to help her see the truth, short of decapitation?

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Nah, she has chronic COPD. I'm not sure she'll make it to the next election.

6 points · 1 day ago

Anyone notice the frames of it being destroyed?

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Wasn't destroyed, just some torpedo holes.

Oh, I missed that. Eesh, I have no idea.

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10 points · 1 day ago

I’m afraid of dragonflies...

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Original Poster6 points · 1 day ago

don't you put that evil on me.. don't you do it!

Planning lessons and units for someday in the future. I just had an idea for a music-based project as a way to start the year that I'll use eventually!

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What do you teach?

High school English :)

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Excellent!

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It’s the same damn school haha, with your philosophy any callbacks to the OG Harry Potter films should be taken out ?

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So you think that after seventy years they would have the same furniture, or that another boggart would choose that same wardrobe?

Nah but courses don’t usually change that much unless they have a reason too. Maybe it’s just a teaching tool and they want the boggart there

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If she retcons it like that man, I'll be pretty pissed off. Kinda like I was with Star Wars: A New Hope Pt. II.

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I don't think Grawp would have raped her, but I doubt Umbridge would have come out of that encounter any better, she would possibly be killed. It doesn't make Hermione look any better, frankly.

Not that Umbridge didn't have it coming for the thing she had done, and the she would do in the future.

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I'm not implying that Grawp would have raped her, I'm saying that Hermione took her there to scare her and make her run away because she knew about her hatred of any non human, and I'm pretty sure a giant, even a small one would have made Umbridge shit herself.

Could you elaborate on why it can't be Unplottable?

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I meant in the real world. Hogwarts is unplottable, but we Redditors are rather crafty at finding things and people and places. We know Hogwarts is in the north of Scotland, so we should find a large loch in the north near a old ruin with DANGER signs on it.

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Guess that's why we like blowjobs

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I guess dudes count.

36 points · 2 days ago

The color of a mans lips is the same color as the tip of his penis

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The skin inside a vagina is the same skin as inside your cheeks.

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Had it on grilled pork chops the other night, might be my favorite way to have chops now.

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Original Poster2 points · 1 day ago

I took some LC to my buddy's house, and he's a grill chef who had some pork belly left over. We cut up some bite size pork belly chunks, and slathered it in the LC. It was soooo damn good!

Mine arrived yesterday and it is the best damn hot sauce I’ve tasted. I want to put it on everything.

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Original Poster3 points · 1 day ago

I KNOW! That's why I ordered a couple more, because I've been using the hell out of it.

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Alabama didn't over turn laws against interracial marriage until 2000. And 40% of the voters voted against them being over turned.

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Them good old southern bible thumpers.

I did something similar with the original Ghostbusters film. I grew up down the street from a small college that supposedly had a ghost, so it seemed like a built-in consumer base.

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Original Poster2 points · 2 days ago

It's just good business.

I always wondered how sloth got so buff whilst chained to a chair

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Original Poster5 points · 2 days ago

Struggling against the chains.

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Original Poster1 point · 2 days ago

Happy birthday Chris, we all miss you man.

-6 points · 2 days ago

Well you can't compare the richest country in the world with one of the poorest. Do you have your answer or you still don't get it (because then we can't do anything for you at this point)

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1 point · 2 days ago

So why is it called chocolate?

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It's brown.

I said this last time but I knew Joji from pink guy and it's almost surreal to see him not in that element. It's a really cool thing.

Unfortunately, I don't care for Rich Brian at all; had no idea who he was until his first appearance in Hot Ones, but he seems to be a very forgettable character/person overall.

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I only knew who he was from his old video showing you how to microwave bread.

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Original Poster1 point · 2 days ago

IDK man, I had just got the BR that day, and I wanted to see it again. I turned it off about halfway through because I didn't like how it made me feel.

I'm sorry for you

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Original Poster-1 points · 3 days ago

Why?

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I let dishes pile up in my room.. it’s gross. I need to stop.

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Original Poster1 point · 3 days ago

Perhaps you should call her mom? ;)

I ran out of puns

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Original Poster1 point · 3 days ago

Nah, her name is Casey, and she is actually missing a leg. She's 60 now, but she wears her leg instead of carrying it in a case.

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