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2 points · 3 hours ago

tell me when more is out! Really enjoyed it

“O-oh hey pumpkins.. I’m just gonna- cat snarl

oh okay then

Next time please include a trigger warning for otter rape victims.

I almost died reading this.

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Yeah it’s a shame of how little people sea the true seriousness that is rape. I just want to holt all of the comments to focus on the otter lack of empathy. I hope we can look past humanities otterocities.

5 points · 1 day ago

My cats just sleep on my f-keys causing all kinds of crazy shit

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5 points · 1 day ago

He’s just trying to pay respects

it's pretty acurate, can't wait for ogus twenny fif

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6 points · 1 day ago

Owghus wenni phiph

Everyone shits on post malone

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0 points · 1 day ago

You mean those children coloring dolls?

2 points · 1 day ago

This is so sad, Felix play despacito

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Rip my insides into outsides

Drag my soul across the ends of the earth

Drive me insane just as I have driven into the innocent crushing them to pieces

Feel my nothingness along with what I pretend I have

Call my name inside my own head and you won’t even hear an echo or trace of me

Draw and cross out what is not there to only have me reform as another’s inspiration to do as I did

Find my traces in the good, the bad, the infant, and the old as I take many forms

And we are coming for you

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1 point · 2 days ago

Not born yet

1 point · 2 days ago

That I get paid. Even though I don’t have a job

13 points · 2 days ago

....”We’re no strangers to love”......

101 points · 2 days ago

You actually started existing 10 minutes ago

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101 points · 2 days ago

Than why give me cringe filled memories?

Our vastly limited experience of time. Our entire lives are meaningless; our problems, hopes, successes and fears are less than we could even comprehend. Just within our lifetimes, we miss out on meeting billions of people. If that doesnt frighten someone, i dont know what will.

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24 points · 2 days ago

So grab that little meaningless life by the ropes and fuck it in the ass. Focus on goals not the little meaningless problems in the way. Focus on the things that matter to you, not anyone else’s little life. But yes, it is fucking terrifying.

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1 point · 2 days ago

“I’m sorry that you think I should say sorry”

TSUNAMI WARNING

"Oh nice, don't have to take a shower today."

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13 points · 2 days ago

Man sues company after false claims of a tsunami warning. “I wanted to die”.

559 points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago

I would describe myself as a skeptic, but my family swears ghosts are real. I’ve had one experience in my life that was unexplainable. My father inherited some land from my grandpa after his death. There were rumors in my family that on the land there was an abandoned black settlement from the mid to late 1800’s where there lived a black doctor who catered to the needs of the black community since the white doctors in the area wouldn’t see black patients. So one day while riding around on ATVs deep in the woods, we found a peculiar gathering of rocks and stones that appeared to be the foundation of a house that had long since deteriorated into nothing. As we began searching the area, we found more foundations and even a large hole in the ground that we speculated used to be a well. So we returned to the ATVs and marked the location so we could return to it later. I then told my dad about the findings and he suggested I take a metal detector the next time I visit the location to search for nails or other remnants of the settlement.

So a few weeks pass by and my brother and I decide to spend a day checking the location with a metal detector. While there, we unearth a plethora of metal pieces including what we think was a former iron stove. Then the metal detector starts giving off false readings. It would say there was iron 3 or 4 inches down, we would dig, and then nothing would show up. We would look around more and it seemed almost as if the detector was giving off detections of a moving metal source. One minute it would show up in front of us, and the next it would be a foot away. After an hour of searching around my brother and I unearthed this large piece of iron. As we do, the metal detector goes absolutely bonkers and it only gets more intense as I pull the piece of metal from the ground. Now the detector is nowhere near the unearthed metal piece and it’s going absolutely crazy at this point. My brother and I get spooked so we decide to call it a day and walk back to the ATV. The entire walk back, the metal detector is going crazy. It only ends once we reach the clearing of the woods and get back on the ATV. I haven’t been back to that settlement since that happened.

Edit: Photos of some of the items we found while at the settlement

Edit 2: Video of the actual event I described above. My brother brought his video camera with him that day. Sorry for the low quality. I don’t have his camera to get the original video off of but I did record the screen the day we had that happen

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9 points · 2 days ago

Someone get the rock salt...

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1 point · 3 days ago

Frick I’m pathetic

27.0k points · 4 days agoGilded1

When I was 9, my aunt invited my family to her wedding. I’ll call the guy she was marrying Phil. It was the first time we met him. On the wedding day, Phil convinced my parents to go take a break and get breakfast together under the pretense that he would watch me in my family’s hotel room. He molested me. When I told my parents and my Aunt, my Aunt called me a liar, along with several other choice words. I was accused by her of being jealous and for trying to “ruin her wedding.” My parents refused to press charges so as not to upset my Aunt. To this day, my entire family refuses to talk about it.

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1 point · 4 days ago

Sorry if this seems harsh but, Why the hell do you still even talk to them?

1 point · 4 days ago

flock of birds fall out of sky in the distance

252 points · 5 days ago

Tell that to my Mom.

She thinks it's a felony to swear on the internet.

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39 points · 5 days ago

Frick

FBI OPEN UP!

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33 points · 5 days ago

kicks down door

495 points · 5 days ago

i heard he also gives booze to people who are known to have drinking problems before each show

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120 points · 5 days ago

Nah they just need some JillyJuice

1 point · 5 days ago

I could hear the door squeak just from watching this

3 points · 6 days ago

Absolute lad mad

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1 point · 5 days ago

lad Absolute mad

13 points · 6 days ago

And then the library clapped

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2 points · 5 days ago

Every book clapped

2 points · 5 days ago

Oh my... We now need a video of Felix and poppy Harlow fighting over Marzia

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