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That ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids

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In fact it’s cold as hell.

If you miss the fluidity of narwhal, then use narwhal!!

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Logic checks out.

-13 points · 10 hours ago

No F Keys, useless.

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The Touch Bar reverts to standard F keys if (duh) the fn key is pressed.

Linux on Windows... on Linux.

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Original Poster1 point · 14 hours ago

Running in a VM in Windows which itself is running on a VM in Linux.

Do people actually still say that? When I worked in retail back in the mid 90s people used to say that too.

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That and the "I just printed that $100 bill", yeah, real hilarious.

Super hateful towards Americans

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The fuck are you guys on about? I've been twice (2010, 2012) and didn't notice it being unusually dirty, and the people were friendly as hell to this particular American.

It was an awesome trip both times.

I’ve been submitting feedback on Apple maps since it lunched. Hate to break it to you about the effectiveness of pointing out an Apple mistake but...

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Every map correction I've submitted has been fixed, and they've notified me of the fix within 2 days.

And commit to having bra/bikini tan lines.

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Daniel Day-Lewis doesn't fuck around.

110 points · 18 hours ago

I mean, they technically could have left him on the moon. :P

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I mean not really. It's not like NASA was in remote control of any of the craft.

I think they mean he would be personally escorted from the set by Kubrick and replaced by another actor.

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Jack Nicholson as Armstrong

-70 points · 18 hours ago

Really you trust the intelligence community?

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More than I trust the Russian GRU? Yes, obviously.

-1 points · 19 hours ago


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I hope you're a 14 year old edge-lord living in moms basement, because at least then you're just a typical idiot kid going through a phase.

Any older and you're just a sad cuck.

I second this motion

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Thirded. The motion is passed. What's the next order of business?

29 points · 21 hours ago


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Pollock was huge on the alien black market.

Earth stuff in general is popular, where do you think they got that Zune?

We're upset and also lazy, but also the 2020 elections aren't so far off. We'll live until then.

Fake reviews and counterfeit products is ruining amazon

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Fake SD cards...fake SD cards everywhere.

Still have mine! Even took her out for a birthday pic.

-4 points · 1 day ago

Seems like every other post in this subreddit is related to how hot it is.

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"but at least it's a dry heat"

4.2k points · 1 day agoGilded1 · edited 6 hours ago

The average man’s abilities in 1950 were far above those of the average neckbeard in 2018.

EDIT Well, that was a surprise -- I find myself gilt! My sincere and humble gratitude to my mysterious benefactor!

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Yeah well I'd like to see those chain-smoking, whiskey drinking 1950's manly men compile a Linux kernel or debug shell scripts.

The goal is to replace a 7 year old PC and 2012 MacBook Air so it’s a worthy upgrade with 15% friends and family discount. Appreciate your advice, you’ve saved me another $450 by stepping back to an i7. Cheers.

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Yeah I replaced a 2012 mbp also with a 2018. Decided to stay with the Core i7, and instead bumped the RAM to 32gb and the SSD to 1TB. It’s so much nicer than my old MBP 👍

-5 points · 2 days ago

How does Google get in trouble for this yet IOS is completely locked down? Is Apple getting a $20b fine?

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Because Apple makes the hardware and software. There are no 3rd parties making their own iOS phones. Google got in trouble because they are forcing 3rd party manufacturers to include Google’s apps.

How about the other manufacturers just make their own OS then? The regulators are going after the monopolies the wrong way. Apple specifically designs its products with proprietary software and hardware which is 1000x worse than Google. The fact Google is being punished for being more open than Apple is ridiculous.

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2 points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago

They aren’t getting in trouble for being more open, and a manufacturer can be as closed and proprietary as they want. That’s not the issue here at all.

What Google is getting in trouble for is abusing its market position in one area to increase its other apps usage.

That’s illegal. Google is the one choosing to give away the OS to other manufacturers, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have to comply with the law just because the OS is free.

It’s essentially the same thing Microsoft got in trouble for—and rightly so—back in the 90s.

You can’t leverage like a 90% or whatever worldwide market share and then force someone to use your completely unrelated apps as an entry price. Like it or not, that’s the law. It’s “gee you can either include our apps or just die as a company” while a guy stands behind Google giving you the evil stare while holding a blood stained baseball bat.

Original Poster6 points · 2 days ago

Quantity over quality

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I wouldn’t say 50Hz PAL slowdown is ‘quality’ ;-)

That's a needed 30-40$ extra on top of a 1000$ phone. No thanks.

My general rule is: don't drop electronics. 7 years, same Galaxy S2. No screen protector/case.

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Galaxy S2? Christ I don’t want to know how malware infested that phone has to be at this point.


I don't get malware. Why would I do that. I don't download rando files...

But I'ma guess all your apple products are completely virus-free because it is literally impossible to get a virus XD

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0 points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago

It’s not a question of ‘rando files’, a Galaxy S2–assuming you’re not rooting and using custom ROMs—is going to be stuck on a quite old version of Android (4.1.2 Jelly Bean) and there are a multitude of known remote exploits for it. You don’t have to ‘do’ anything other than be connected to the internet.

I’m not saying you’re hosed for using Android; I’m saying you’re probably hosed for using such an old version of it. It’s the equivalent of using a Windows XP machine online.

See here for just some of the known security issues with 4.1.2:

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