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Sariel007 commented on a post in r/Austin
Sariel007 3 points

File a Freedom of Information act to get maps of the tunnels under The University of Texas at Austin and enjoy!

atxweirdo [score hidden]

Mind explaining what it's like?

Sariel007 [score hidden]
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Sariel007 commented on a post in r/CFB
Knebraska 10 points

Cuz they wanna bang but be cool with Jesus

Sariel007 5 points

I know what it was about.

Shocky_2 1 point

TCU might as well not even have the Christian in it.

I have visited the school and my brothers in the fraternity.

Those girls aren't Christian. They are something, but not Christian

Sariel007 1 point

We actively tell people to not call us Texas Christian University and call us TCU.

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Sariel007 commented on a post in r/hitmanimals
Sariel007 8 points

You encounter a wild fingerling upon the King's Road.

You play your Pounce card and roll double 5s.

Pounce does 10 damage. Doubles activates Earth Elemental damage causing and earthquake which stuns opponent and delivers additional damage the totaling the dice. Due to your opponent being stunned play another card.

jackalope_jack 377 points

wtf is the dude even trying to keep his dog away?

Sariel007 124 points


vmastin 8 points

Looks like the tip of the cats tail is bent awkwardly. Do you think it’s from this fight? I can’t tell

Sariel007 24 points

Kitty is probably a stray that had something happen previously. I really doubt the club tail is a result of the encounter in this video.

Sariel007 commented on a post in r/Austin
Lost_City_ 72 points

At least I know if I'm ever dying on the side of the road someone from this sub will take my picture and immortalize me with a 17 comment thread that has 7 comments below the comment threshold and low effort jokes.

Sariel007 15 points

7 comments below the comment threshold and low effort jokes.

The Aristocrats! I mean Chili's at 45th & Lamar!? am I doing this right?

chopstyks 8 points

Nah, brah. Didn't even mention grackles.

Sariel007 6 points

Trust me, if I told the Aristocrats joke instead of just saying the punchline there would be grackles involved.

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Sariel007 commented on a post in r/Austin
probly2drunk 2 points

Do not see through our rolled a is real

Sariel007 2 points

42? That is my unlucky number!

probly2drunk 1 point

I know

Sariel007 1 point

Oh shit...

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Sariel007 commented on a post in r/Austin
chase2020 3 points

The third dimension can be off-putting for some.

Sariel007 2 points

I mean, it is a crazy experience for us 2-D beings.

P4RANO1D -11 points


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Sariel007 commented on a post in r/AdviceAnimals
Snake101333 2 points

Well if you say so...

Sariel007 1 point

I mean, I am not the authority on the issue but yeah, I did say so.

plushygood 3 points

not sure if yours is big enough for a blender, you might wanna try a nail clipper or small knife.

Sariel007 1 point

small knife

Yeah the nail clipper will probably do the job.

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