Room & board, meal plans, and books now average out to $200,000.
Prices have been steadily on the rise since the Orange Era, as historians have coined it, began in the 2010's.
South Carolina is now the largest state in the union, after former states offered themselves as homage to the state Clemson calls home. What once was known as "Columbia" is now the worlds largest zoo and features only tigers.
All of this in the wake of the Clemson Tigers taking home a national championship in the 500th consecutive national championship game against the Alabama Crimson Tide. Led by the mind of Dabo Swinney, kept alive through a combination of cryostasis and cybernetic technology, the Tigers now bring the series against the Tide to an even 250-250 stalemate.
Across campus, President Clements v8.1 meets with an enthusiastic Board of Trustees. As if nature had demanded it, the cost to attend almighty Clemson rises once again.
In the distance, muffled internal screaming.
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