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Original 3DS' look so strange to me now. I've grown so accustomed to the 3DSXL pretty much being the norm.

333 points · 18 hours ago

Pecan sandie

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Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?

Nah, sausage is a protected term with a minimum meat requirement, if it's less than that, it's a banger.

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It's an Arrested Development reference, you wee brain!

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Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do?

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Usen da boomah!

[visible chuckle]

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I don't think the sunscreen works.

1st world problems 😆

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Name of the meme xD

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People being cunts became the topic at hand when you posted your cunty comment.

6 points · 1 day ago

Star Wars Rogue one. I literally face palmed 4 times in the cinema about the cringy dialogues, character development, choices, interaction and forced affections. Total fan service shit show. Movies should be about telling a story first. Everything else second

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12 points · 1 day ago

Total fan service shit show.

How to make money off of Star Wars fans 101.

117 points · 1 day ago

This was a terrible movie. Nobody liked it

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16 points · 1 day ago

It received very low audience and critic reviews. It made good money in theaters but I don't think it was enjoyed very much.

I do, and my body reacts more badly than other people too :(

Rip me when travelling to Asia

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Same here, it's like they think I have Kool-Aid in my veins. I also get really bad reactions.

Yeah it's often used as comment, but graphically memed

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21 points · 4 days ago
1 point · 4 days ago

That's practically nonexistent as far as this sub is concerned.

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The fact is this: it is not unused, and there is proof.

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159 points · 9 days ago

"I was probably her backup plan"

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12 points · 8 days ago

It only takes one time when it's true to fuck you up for years.

20 points · 12 days ago · edited 12 days ago

My favorite part of PH ST is that we get Zelda as a companion. Not Sheik, not Tetra, straight up Princess Zelda in all her rat-hating glory.

Edit: mixed up the DS titles

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That's Spirit Tracks, not Phantom Hourglass. In Phantom Hourglass you are accompanied by Ciela.

Original Poster3 points · 14 days ago

Is it? I wasn't sure honestly.

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This kind of passive-aggressive, lightweight revenge is definitely baby wolf. Still kind of works as a confession, though.

93 points · 14 days ago

600AM

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16 points · 14 days ago

When you're transition from military to civilian life?

Seriously, right?!?!

I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! 

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Porto Rican guy!

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Eh , maybe , you’re the lord of pizza, English cannot retrain you.

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20 points · 14 days ago

you’re the lord of pizza

Not. Yet.

35 points · 14 days ago

Is the pokeball chilly?

38 points · 15 days ago

Thats a good reason to explain why its not like that but thats not a good reason to not make it like that.

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29 points · 14 days ago

I need a compass and a map for this sentence.

Just tell him already!!

She's not really his step mom.

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13 points · 14 days ago

Mikhail never told you what happened to your mom.

He told me enough... he told me you killed her.

No, I am your mom.

5 points · 15 days ago

If you had instead said something like "They don't look identical at all!" instead of the low-effort and rude "Yeah no but ok lol" it wouldn't have been downvoted.

Delivery can matter as much as content.

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it wouldn't have been downvoted

I vehemently disagree.

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We must move quickly if the OC is to survive

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12 points · 17 days ago

When the reposters learn what has transpired here they will kill us, along with all the mods.

7 points · 18 days ago · edited 18 days ago

Yeah in theatrical FotR they're upwards. I wonder if one is canonically correct. The wiki says vertical but gives no sources.

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1 point · 17 days ago · edited 17 days ago

I think the hands would be vertical, I recall a line about their hands basically being out in a "warning."

Only prequelmemers will get this!!!

-16 points · 19 days ago

Im having a shit and looking at reddit my phone :|

This weird obsession with memes is pathetic

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Being a cunt is pathetic.

3.7k points · 20 days ago

All CPU cores at 100%!

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30 points · 20 days ago

She's givin' it all she's got, Cap'n!

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