Why would it yawn water? Please tell me this is real though.
I think yawns are much more than signs of sleepiness, or social comfort. I think they’re built in, ancient biological programs. Like a primordial first breath system. Yawns and stretchies together, are heavenly.... involuntary, reflexive, oxygenating and circulating. So many different species do it, though I’m just as surprised to see it happen underwater.
The top is beautiful, and I think that leg style could work- it’s angular and sharp like the corners. But there’s only three, and that doesn’t jive. Four would be better balanced, and eight might look awesome.
You’ve got a lot of cash sitting there. Prices vary depending on the color and pattern, but I wouldn’t let a full sheet go for less than $20. 12” squares go for ten bucks. Are there any art schools around you, or continuing education programs? You could cut them a deal, or sell to students. Some flyers and a few semesters could be worth the time it takes to unload it slowly.