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Summerie commented on a post in r/Flipping
80spizzarat 3 points

People who switch or pull the tags off merchandise in thrift stores. If you think it's too much, then don't buy it. Don't mess with the tag and then chicken out and put the item back on the shelf so I look like the thief and/or idiot when I take it to the counter.

Summerie 1 point

Sucks especially because most have a policy that they won’t sell it till it goes back to the back for pricing again, and it won’t appear on the shelves again till the next day.

Bittergrrl 3 points

Sellers who use racial epithets in listings. One was posted in here awhile ago. I reported it to eBay three times and despite gasps of horror from the phone agents, the listing was not taken down. The auction ran as per normal. Nothing else has diminished eBay in my eyes as much as that did.

Summerie 1 point

I am having trouble imagining what you mean.

Summerie commented on a post in r/Flipping
poop_hadouken 9 points

I sometimes have to pause myself when I am packaging something to determine if I was the purchaser if I would be happy with the 'presentation' of the shipment. I wouldn't want this as filler. There is no telling if those shopping bags had some chicken juice leaked in them or something sticky or gross. This just screams 'cutting corners' and bubble wrap is fairly inexpensive and should just be considered a cost of doing business. Just my two cents.

Summerie 1 point

I completely agree. I would be completely tuned off by my item being wrapped in someone’s used food bags.

Summerie commented on a post in r/OldSchoolCool
SWEDinTexas 4 points

It was never uncomfortable for me. I've just always done/been able to do it and never knew it was different or that others couldn't do it.

Summerie 6 points

Everyone is born being able to do it. Toddlers do it all the time. Some people lose the ability, and some people never stop doing it.

Summerie commented on a post in r/LifeProTips
Summerie 2 points

My Lab Jake loves going to the vet. He’s been conditioned to enjoy the visit since he was a pup. The smells and the attention are a joy to him. When it’s his time, I would surely bring him for a final visit if he is physically comfortable enough to make the trip.

Summerie commented on a post in r/interestingasfuck
oLD_Captain_Cat 21 points

She is as proud as a one man lion pride. Look at the eyes that say I love you all.

Summerie 26 points

To be honest, she’s likely deciding whether or not to eat them.

thebestaretaken 16 points

What’s the plural of hedgehog, is it Hedgeheeg?

Summerie 11 points

Why in the hell would it be that?

Summerie commented on a post in r/HumansBeingBros
croastbeast -13 points

Seriously?! This is so factually obtuse.

Marine life regularly breach to help alleviate skin irritation. Such as parasites or maybe a fucking bet that been strung tight across their tissue.

Suggesting these breaches are ways of saying thanks is such a fucking absurd personification. Do you REALLY think whales know we like watching them breach and decided this was a way to show gratitude?

Edit- haha. Well ok guys. Feel free to live in fantasyland.

Summerie 6 points

Those people worked really hard to free her. If they want to think she was saying thank you, so be it.

I bet after being stuck with your fins pinned down for who knows how long, it just really feels good to wiggle around a bit.

Jindabyne1 19 points

Thanks for that! I don’t speak Malayalam at all but I’m going to say that this is a perfect translation.

Summerie 15 points

I mean, it’s all things I would say if I were there.

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Summerie commented on a post in r/The_Donald
Curvypip 3 points

Then you'll know that Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker

Summerie 1 point

He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives

Summerie commented on a post in r/funny
ValyrianSteelYoGirl 22,352 points

I’d like to buy a paragraph please.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Summerie -9 points

And then you ruin it with a cliche gold edit.


Aren't you gonna thank the kind stranger for the gold?

Summerie 1 point

I did. In case anyone doesn’t know, check out this part of the message you get when you get gold.

Want to say thanks to your mysterious benefactor? Reply to this message. You will find out their username if they choose to reply back.

No need to ruin your comment!

Summerie commented on a post in r/OldSchoolCool
Alkavana 135 points

Knew a girl in uni, easy a 9/10. One weekend her older, 10/10 sister comes to visit. We are all drunk talking one night and she told me how she lost her virginity to a guy, who one week earlier lost his virginity to her sister. They both knew at the time. She thought it was funny. Won't lie, I wished I had a week of that guy's life.

Summerie 4 points

I wished I had a week of that guy’s life.

Well, that one week anyway.

Summerie commented on a post in r/AskReddit
Summerie 2 points

People keep acting like you’re some kind of a pansy for not lapping up period blood, but it really just doesn’t taste very good to me. I don’t care about the mess and I don’t have any kind of moral issue with it, I just don’t like the metallic, rusty taste it has. I’m a chick who’s gone down on women, and had people go down on me, and I’m just not into tasting blood. I don’t even want a dick in my mouth if it’s just been in me on my period.

Summerie commented on a post in r/AskReddit
Summerie 1 point

When I was a teen, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the front seat of his car, behind a mall around the corner from my house. All of a sudden, a light was shining in his face, and there was a stern looking older black man in a security uniform in the window holding a flashlight. He said “I’ll give you 5 more minutes, cause I’m nice”. So yeah, we got caught, and we didn’t take the 5 more minuets.

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